Today’s Humor

    • Anonymous
      May 14, 2011 at 6:21 pm

      [INDENT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]Tap on the Shoulder[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]

      A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times

      Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned
      over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to
      get his attention.

      The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
      over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
      For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking
      driver said “are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of

      The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, “I didn’t
      realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.”

      The driver replied, “No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s entirely my
      fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.
      I’ve been driving a hearse for 25 years.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]