Reality action .. wormhole extreme
AnonymousJune 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Several years ago several of us made several posts and had several laughs.
Now we can do it again….
Wormhole extreme was a spoof show in the Stargate SG-1 series. A sci-fi show about intergalactic explorers who encounter other species, friendly and threatening, while travelling through a Stargate. This Stargate is a controlled wormhole from one planet to another through a large round gateway.
There are several main characters and a huge number of villians and friendlies across the galaxy.
The players are Jack Oneill — team leader
Daniel Jackson — archaeologist
Samantha Carter — Team genius
Teal’c –alien from another planet who fights and provides galactic insight
General Hammond — Leader at Stargate Command
Janet — nurse at Stargate command
Annubis — Bad, bad, bad guy
Ba’al — Bad, Bad guy
Lord Yew — confused bad guy
Apophis — Bad guy
Brae’tac — Mentor for Teal’c
Valla — Hot chick who used to be a bad guy turned good maybe
Ascended beings — foul everything up with their “rules”
Adria — Sexy girl/woman/half human half Ori/ new powers/ fanatic
If any of you have watched the sci-fi series, you would share our enjoyment. This could be a role playing adventure where we all have fun exploring the galaxy, and having a lot of fun and fellowship. There are plenty of male and female roles as well as “others”
Pick who you want to be, and we can crank up the DHD and have some adventures. DHD = Dial Home Device, the thing that makes the stargate spin and make wormholes.
AnonymousJune 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I’m a StarGate fanatic!! Although the last season was a bit weird. 🙂
I’d love to play along. In all fairness to my friends and co-workers, I should cast my cards toward being an ascended being. They may not always care for my rules, but they know it’s for the “greater good”. :rolleyes:
AnonymousJune 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I watch Sci Fi alot! I’ll try out Adrea! I haven’t felt sexy in a long time! LOL! So look out family~ LOL~ Hugs
Stargate Atantis! This is Adrea seeking rescue! I just entered a wormhole while chasing after a hot looking Drone and lost him on the other side. Please please, come help me get back! May day may day!
“Oh no!” There are these nasty looking creatures after me! Help”
Stargate! They look like they may be getting ready for invasion! They have tons of weapons! And a huge Mother Ship!
AnonymousJuly 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I am sorry guys, I have been “out to Lunch” for a few weeks. I would be happy to assume two roles, the role of General Hammond, who “deals out” the assignment, and maybe Teal’c
We need a Daniel, Colonel O’neill, and Samantha Carter. So poke around your friends and see if we can get a little “gate-action” !!!
AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 10:52 am
Kreel Jaffa!!! Bring me my rolodex!
“Yes Master Annubis!” reported the tall Jaffa.
“And don’t call me Master Annubis, you know how that creeps me out. Just call me Bub.”
Annubis mumbled to himself, “Damn, it’s hard enough being the supreme evil entity of the entire galaxy without a bunch of non-ascended mortals sucking up to you on a constant basis. It’s a good thing mom treats me like dirt. I’ll have to give her a call and take her to Der Waffle Haus. A morning of her will ground me from the lofty heights of being a supreme dark lord. But first things first.”
“Master Annubis! Your rolodex!” shouted Annubis prime.
“Okay, look up Apophis!” I commanded.
“Master Apophis doesn’t seem to be in the rolodex.”
“Of course he is in the Rolodex! Look under ‘Snake God’ you fool! It’s hard enough to dominate the entire galaxy with evil, but when you have to work with these guys……”
“Sir?” answered Annubis Prime.
“Oh, did I say that out loud? Never mind, here it is, his address is six snake looking figures, of course it is, and my home symbol, which is the symbol for infinity. I had to pay extra for the infinity symbol, but its a vanity thing.”
Jaffa! Dial the gate!
“Yo Apophis! ……….. Not bad and yourself, as if I care! (It’s good to be bad.) What have you been doing to keep yourself busy? ……….. Apopphis, that’s pretty small potatoes, even for you. ………… Me? I’ve got a plan to conquer the ascended Ancients. ……….. Sure, I am counting on your help. …….. All you need to do is to lure Daniel Jackson to another planet with enough notice and I will be able to trick Dr. Jackson into giving me the location of the Harsisas Child, who has all the knowledge of the Ga’uld and the Ancients. From there its pretty much galaxy domination. Oh, and one more thing, if you could capture Samantha Carter, too. ………. I know, she’s hot! Well, gotta go, Apophis. Keep in touch. Call anytime, you know I am here for you.”
“Jaffa!” I yell.
“Yes master Annubis”.
“I mean, Master Bub!”
“Thats better! Do we still have Apophis on call blocking?”
“Yes Master, do you want me to take him off our ignore list?”
It’s good to be a supreme evil being.
“Jaffa, dial the gate.”
“Mom, it’s your son. Annubis. ……….. Yes that son. I thought I was an only child. ………… Oh mom, you big kidder. ………… I know, mom. It’s been a while since I last called. Hey, are you up for some waffles?”
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