Lullabies for Babyboomers

    • Anonymous
      November 6, 2006 at 6:58 am

      Songs to suit your(old)age

      Some of the artists of the 60s hits are being revised with new lyrics to accommodate all the aging baby boomers.

      They include:
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      1. Herman’s Hermits— Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
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      2. The Bee Gees— How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
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      3. Bobby Darin— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
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      4. Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
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      5. Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
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      6. Johnny Nash— I Can’t See Clearly Now.
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      7. Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
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      8. The Commodores— Once, Twice, Three Times: the Bathroom.
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      9. Marvin Gaye— Heard It Through the Hearing aid.
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      10. Procol Harum— A Whiter Shade of Hair.
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      11. Leo Sayer— You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
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      12. The Temptations— Papa’s got a Kidney Stone.
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      13. Don and Juan—Whats your name, (cause I’ve forgotten again)
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      14. Tony Orlando— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You fear Me
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      15. Helen Reddy— I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
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      16. Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
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      17.Willie Nelson— On the Commode Again
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      18.Dionne Warwick—Anyone who had a heart (murmur)
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      19.Melanie—What have they done to my wheelchair Ma
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      20.The Swinging Blue Jeans—Hippy Hippy break.
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      21.Joey Dee—Shout (cause I can’t hear you)
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      22.Guy Mitchel—Heartpills by the number
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      23.Abba— Denture Queen.
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      24.Helen Shapiro—Walkin’ back to hospital.
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      25.The Clovers—Heartburn potion number nine.
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      26.Christie—Yellow liver
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      27.Bill Haley—Shake rattle and fall.
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      28.Beatles—I get by with a little help from my nurse.

      PLEASE SHARE IF YOU KNOW OTHER LULLABIES!

    • Anonymous
      March 10, 2007 at 4:13 pm

      Some came in tune. Interesting.