It’s Against the LAW!

    • Anonymous
      August 26, 2006 at 11:29 am

      [COLOR=red]In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Texas, it is illegal to curse in front of, or indecently expose oneself to, a corpse.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife’s hair.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]Kansas law prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Idaho, the law states all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]It’s against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Washington state, it’s against the law to sleep in an outhouse without the owner’s permission.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]Putting salt on a railroad track can be punishable by death in the state of Alabama.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Texas, it’s illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Alabama, dominoes may not be played on Sunday.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In New York City, it’s illegal to shake a dust mop out a window.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Connorsville, Wisconsin a man is legally prohibited from shooting a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In New York, it’s against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Pueblo, Colorado, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In the state of Washington, it’s illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Berkeley, California, you can’t whistle for an escaped bird before 7:00 a.m.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take anything other than backwards steps while dancing.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In California, it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]San Francisco bans any “mechanical device that reproduces obscene language.”[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Nogales, Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Logan County, Colorado, it’s illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she’s asleep.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]There’s a San Francisco law that states it’s illegal to play poker in public or gamble in a barricaded room.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In the state of Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]A person is not eligible to become governor in Pennsylvania if they have participated in a duel.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]It’s against the law for a woman to drive in a house coat in California.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Texas, it’s illegal to milk another person’s cow.[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 26, 2006 at 11:33 am

      [COLOR=red]iN Maine, it’s illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands.[/COLOR][COLOR=red]In Louisiana, it’s against the law to gargle in public.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Quitman, Georgia, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]It is illegal to a wake a bear for the purpose of photography in Alaska.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Hawaii, one is legally prohibited from putting coins in one’s ears.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In New Orleans, Louisiana, fire trucks are legally required to stop at all red lights. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In California, it’s illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Oregon, it is against the law to use canned corn as bait for fishing.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Logan County, Colorado, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she sleeps.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]Monkeys are forbidden from smoke cigarettes in South Bend, Indiana.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In the state of Indiana, liquor stores may not sell milk.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In North Carolina, elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]A Virginia law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards, not inside the houses.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]It is illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday if have been eating garlic in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Cleveland, Ohio, it’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In the country of Turkey, in the 16th and 17th centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a tollbooth.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]Louisiana law prohibits couples who are shopping for a new bed from putting it to the “ultimate test”– in other words, from trying it out by making love on it, or even simulating this activity.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Kentucky, it is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.” [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Massachusetts, snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Massachusetts, an old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Indiana, bathing is prohibited during the winter.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Indiana citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating [/COLOR][COLOR=red]garlic. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]In Massachusetts, taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 26, 2006 at 8:48 pm

      In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”
      In Kentucky, it is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. [B]Actually these two are from Lexington Ky. Guess who ever came up these must have been drinking on the job. ๐Ÿ˜€ [/B]

    • Anonymous
      August 26, 2006 at 8:57 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜‰ [B]I found some that are from South Carolina.[/B]
      South Carolina Crazy Law
      It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

      Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
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      All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day.

      Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.

      Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

      Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

      A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.

      Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold.

      It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

      Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

      Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

      When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

      It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club. (Repealed November 2000)

      It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

      By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

      It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages.

      No work may be done on Sunday.

      An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.

      Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.

    • Anonymous
      August 26, 2006 at 10:32 pm

      In Kansas it is illegal to serve cherry pie with icecream on top of it, however it is legal to shoot fish using a shotgun from a tree. Ummmm……. I don’t get it either.

    • Anonymous
      August 27, 2006 at 7:33 am

      Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

    • Anonymous
      September 15, 2011 at 11:41 pm

      that Idaho one is my favorite!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      November 2, 2011 at 12:20 am

      In Texas-Angela would be in jail if the cops were smart enough to know the laws and quick enough to catch me!?! (I don’t move very fast!!:D )

      PLEASE stop trying to get me in trouble, Please?


      PS..Just kidding:p

    • Anonymous
      November 2, 2011 at 8:59 am

      [QUOTE=Jfitzen]Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.[/QUOTE]

      Well, this should definitely be the law [B]everywhere[/B]! ๐Ÿ˜‰