I’m not all that impressed

Dear friends:

This post is for the hacker who wrecked our original forum. I hope you don’t take too much offense by this this but I would like you to know exactly what you managed to accomplish.

First off, you stated that you hacked our site to prove that you are the ‘King of all Hackers’. I don’t think hacking this site really makes you the king of anything. This is a low budget site for a charitable foundation. If you hacked a defense computer, Intel, or Microsoft, then maybe I might be slightly impressed. Big game hunters don’t club baby seals for fun. Hacking this site can’t be much of a coup.

And the whole King of the Hackers thing is a rather dubious distinction, don’t you think? When you think of a hacker do you think of a debenoir swashbuckling stud who has to chase the girls away in order to get some peace? Or do you think of a pasty skinned, hygenically challenged, adolescent who lives in his mothers basement, is 50 pounds overweight or underweight, social introvert with delusions of adequacy? I thought so.

I know, you are probably saying to yourself that you did us a favor by hacking this site, so that someone who is really destructive wouldn’t hack us and really create a lot of havoc. Save your breath, you will need it to inflate your date. I heard those same lame rationalizations when I worked with sex offenders. You really have to be adept at self-deception to try to justify despicable acts. Did you realize that there are many members of our community who are shut-ins, due to the damage GBS has done to their bodies. You deprived these people of the only social life they had available to them. To me, your acts were like pulling the wings off a fly, except of course, catching that fly requires a certain degree of skill and manual dexterity.

Did you realize that we have, in the past, answered posts like this: “My husband is having a hard time breathing, the doctor sent him home and we have an appointment with the neurolagist on Tuesday. What should I do?” Well, those people need advice, and they need that advice in a hurry. I certainly hope your childish tantrum (at least thats what it looks like to me) didn’t cause physical or psychological harm to anyone. If it did, then I hope that there is a seat next to the blast furnace in Hell for you.

Finally, a word about spelling. We have some members here who have extreme difficulty typing due to the ravages of GBS. We have others who are pretty intellegent, but can’t spell very well. But if you want to impress someone with your graphic presentations, perhaps using correct grammar may be to your advantage.

May you smoke dog turds in Hell forever,

Lee Spurgeon

P.S.

If you are offended by this post, please contact me at [email]Marcmuirhead@AOL.net[/email].