Gitcha Momma

February 2, 2007 at 1:22 am

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.They were amazed by almost everything they saw,but especially by two shiny,silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked,”Paw,what’s at?”
The father(never having seen an elevator)responded,”Son,I dunno.I ain’t never seen anything like that.I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching,a fat ugly old lady came up to the moving walls and pressed a button.The walls opened and she walked between them into a small room.The walls closed and the father and son watched the small circular numbers light up sequentially.They continued to watch until it reached the last number,and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,shapely,24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father,not taking his eyes off the young woman,said quietly to his son,…
“Boy…go gitcha momma”