Time for a newer model

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 11:06 am

      If my body was a car,
      this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
      1. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that’s not the worst of it.
      2. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close.
      3. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
      4. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
      5. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
      6. My fuel burns inefficiently
      7. But here’s the worst of it — almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter…..either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

    • Anonymous
      June 5, 2006 at 2:42 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜€ if my body was a car, well here’s a picture … ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 5, 2006 at 4:10 pm


      Very funny, think that kind of explains alot of us.

      ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 5, 2006 at 10:12 pm

      Yay John!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous
      June 7, 2006 at 10:03 pm


      I’ve missed all the good stories and interesting facts you always used to post. Keep em coming. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 12:07 am

      heres my body… i wish it were in this great of shape!!!!!:)

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2006 at 11:26 pm

      teehee good one bro

      heres my body


    • Anonymous
      January 18, 2007 at 2:11 pm

      What shape or lack of shape is a problem with age etc…