Noivember Weird Holidays
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AnonymousNovember 6, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Dear Friends:
According to the Weekly World News, November 9th is the end of the world. I know what your thinking, can you believe anything in the Weekly World News? Well no, you can’t, except maybe stories about the amazing bat boy, but I’m telling you, they can’t be wrong every single time so they are way overdue. I would have actually read the article, but I wasn’t wearing my bio-hazard suit but the picture on the cover looked pretty grim.
When I first heard about the upcoming apocalypse, I thought “Damn! Three days before my birthday. It sucks to be me. If there was any justice whatsoever, the apocolypse would be on November 13th, so I get my birthday and my ex-wife misses hers.”
Anyway, if November 9th is the last day of your existence, then can you think of a better way to go than to go eating a cake? That’s right, get the gooiest, richest, most calorie ladened cake you can find. If you die, then you pulled one over by eating a great cake without any consequences, and if you live, you can be happy for that.
It was nice knowing you all, (unless of course, we all survive)
Lee
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AnonymousNovember 6, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Dear Friends:
According to the Weekly World News, November 9th is the end of the world. I know what your thinking, can you believe anything in the Weekly World News? Well no, you can’t, except maybe stories about the amazing bat boy, but I’m telling you, they can’t be wrong every single time so they are way overdue. I would have actually read the article, but I wasn’t wearing my bio-hazard suit but the picture on the cover looked pretty grim.
When I first heard about the upcoming apocalypse, I thought “Damn! Three days before my birthday. It sucks to be me. If there was any justice whatsoever, the apocolypse would be on November 13th, so I get my birthday and my ex-wife misses hers.”
Anyway, if November 9th is the last day of your existence, then can you think of a better way to go than to go eating a cake? That’s right, get the gooiest, richest, most calorie ladened cake you can find. If you die, then you pulled one over by eating a great cake without any consequences, and if you live, you can be happy for that.
It was nice knowing you all, (unless of course we all survive, then just disregard this whole post).
Lee
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