Noivember Weird Holidays

    • Anonymous
      November 1, 2006 at 3:00 pm

      November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day

    • Anonymous
      November 2, 2006 at 8:47 am

      November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day

    • Anonymous
      November 3, 2006 at 8:30 am

      November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife’s Day

    • Anonymous
      November 4, 2006 at 7:24 pm

      [B]November 4th is “Waiting for The Barbarians Day”[/B]

    • Anonymous
      November 4, 2006 at 11:25 pm

      [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/majestic1/mcg-diabetesawarenessribbon-nov.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      November 5, 2006 at 6:25 am

      November 4 Zero Tasking Day

    • Anonymous
      November 5, 2006 at 6:26 am

      November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day

    • Anonymous
      November 6, 2006 at 7:46 am

      November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day

    • Anonymous
      November 6, 2006 at 11:17 am

      Nov 6 is also my 13th anniversary! Whoo-hoo…

    • Anonymous
      November 6, 2006 at 5:14 pm

      Dear Friends:

      According to the Weekly World News, November 9th is the end of the world. I know what your thinking, can you believe anything in the Weekly World News? Well no, you can’t, except maybe stories about the amazing bat boy, but I’m telling you, they can’t be wrong every single time so they are way overdue. I would have actually read the article, but I wasn’t wearing my bio-hazard suit but the picture on the cover looked pretty grim.

      When I first heard about the upcoming apocalypse, I thought “Damn! Three days before my birthday. It sucks to be me. If there was any justice whatsoever, the apocolypse would be on November 13th, so I get my birthday and my ex-wife misses hers.”

      Anyway, if November 9th is the last day of your existence, then can you think of a better way to go than to go eating a cake? That’s right, get the gooiest, richest, most calorie ladened cake you can find. If you die, then you pulled one over by eating a great cake without any consequences, and if you live, you can be happy for that.

      It was nice knowing you all, (unless of course, we all survive)

      Lee

    • Anonymous
      November 6, 2006 at 5:18 pm

      Dear Friends:

      According to the Weekly World News, November 9th is the end of the world. I know what your thinking, can you believe anything in the Weekly World News? Well no, you can’t, except maybe stories about the amazing bat boy, but I’m telling you, they can’t be wrong every single time so they are way overdue. I would have actually read the article, but I wasn’t wearing my bio-hazard suit but the picture on the cover looked pretty grim.

      When I first heard about the upcoming apocalypse, I thought “Damn! Three days before my birthday. It sucks to be me. If there was any justice whatsoever, the apocolypse would be on November 13th, so I get my birthday and my ex-wife misses hers.”

      Anyway, if November 9th is the last day of your existence, then can you think of a better way to go than to go eating a cake? That’s right, get the gooiest, richest, most calorie ladened cake you can find. If you die, then you pulled one over by eating a great cake without any consequences, and if you live, you can be happy for that.

      It was nice knowing you all, (unless of course we all survive, then just disregard this whole post).

      Lee

    • Anonymous
      November 7, 2006 at 8:19 am

      November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day

    • Anonymous
      November 8, 2006 at 7:47 am

      November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day

    • Anonymous
      November 9, 2006 at 8:18 am

      November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day

    • Anonymous
      November 9, 2006 at 5:42 pm

      May I suggest that we have the day after Election Day as “No More Political Ads Day”? Hasn’t it been nice?

    • Anonymous
      November 9, 2006 at 8:10 pm

      I agree…

    • Anonymous
      November 9, 2006 at 10:42 pm

      [B]November 10th is “Slap your Irritating Co-worker Day”[/B]

    • Anonymous
      November 10, 2006 at 7:58 am

      November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day

    • Anonymous
      November 11, 2006 at 11:21 am

      November 11 is . . . . Air Day

    • Anonymous
      November 12, 2006 at 10:11 am

      November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day

    • Anonymous
      November 13, 2006 at 9:18 am

      November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day

    • Anonymous
      November 13, 2006 at 8:16 pm

      November 20th: Buy Jerimy a 6 pk of Corona day

      If you need my address PM me 😉

    • Anonymous
      November 13, 2006 at 9:36 pm

      Thats the weirdest one I’ve ever heard of!! 😀 But when you come to rake and burn some leaves, I’ll be sure to by you TWO six packs!!!! Hows that for a deal?

    • Anonymous
      November 14, 2006 at 8:36 am

      November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day

    • Anonymous
      November 15, 2006 at 1:12 pm

      November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

    • Anonymous
      November 16, 2006 at 6:48 am

      November 16 is . . . . Button Day

    • Anonymous
      November 17, 2006 at 8:27 am

      November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day

    • Anonymous
      November 18, 2006 at 7:43 am

      November 18 is . . . . Occult Day

    • Anonymous
      November 19, 2006 at 8:38 am

      November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day

    • Anonymous
      November 20, 2006 at 8:11 am

      November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day

    • Anonymous
      November 21, 2006 at 8:32 am

      November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day

    • Anonymous
      November 22, 2006 at 6:50 am

      November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day

    • Anonymous
      November 23, 2006 at 7:58 am

      November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day

    • Anonymous
      November 24, 2006 at 6:17 pm

      November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day

    • Anonymous
      November 25, 2006 at 8:35 am

      November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day

    • Anonymous
      November 26, 2006 at 8:10 am

      November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day

    • Anonymous
      November 27, 2006 at 8:22 am

      November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
      May have a little different meaning to those of the GBS family.

    • Anonymous
      November 28, 2006 at 8:42 am

      November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day

    • Anonymous
      November 28, 2006 at 9:33 am

      also it is don’t answer the phone day for me, if one more solicitor wakes me up i will throw the phone out the window………..ha!

    • Anonymous
      November 29, 2006 at 7:10 am

      November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day

    • Anonymous
      November 30, 2006 at 2:01 am

      November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day