New Hospital Policy

    • Anonymous
      August 29, 2006 at 1:51 pm

      [B]The Allergists voted to scratch it

      The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves

      The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling

      The Microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein

      The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve

      The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception

      The Opthamologists considered the idea short-sighted

      The Orthopedists issued a joint resolution

      The Parasitologists said, well if you encyst

      The Pathologists yelled, over my dead body

      The Pediatricians said grow up

      The Proctologists said we are in arrears

      The Psychiatrists thought it was madness

      The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

      The Radiologists could see right through it

      The Internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow

      The Plastic Surgeons said, this puts a whole new face on it

      The Podiatrists thought it was a big step forward

      The Doctors of Osteopathy thought they were being manipulated

      The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water

      The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

      The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no

      and the Otologists were deaf to the idea.

      So the new wing of the hospital didn’t fly[/B] πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    • Anonymous
      August 29, 2006 at 10:59 pm

      Thanks Brandy…

    • Anonymous
      August 29, 2006 at 11:53 pm

      πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Very funny,
      Marge