New Hospital Policy

[B]The Allergists voted to scratch it

The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling

The Microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve

The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception

The Opthamologists considered the idea short-sighted

The Orthopedists issued a joint resolution

The Parasitologists said, well if you encyst

The Pathologists yelled, over my dead body

The Pediatricians said grow up

The Proctologists said we are in arrears

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

The Radiologists could see right through it

The Internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow

The Plastic Surgeons said, this puts a whole new face on it

The Podiatrists thought it was a big step forward

The Doctors of Osteopathy thought they were being manipulated

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no

and the Otologists were deaf to the idea.

So the new wing of the hospital didn’t fly[/B] 😀 😀 😀 😀