Make Me Laugh! Jokes And Funny Stories

You should scroll down to “the Lighter Side” but meanwhile here is an old favorite…

This poor duck has a chapped beak, so he goes to the pharmacy, picks up a tube of chapstick and heads to the check out line. The teller asks “Will this be cash or charge sir?” and the duck says “Oh, just put it on my bill.”

A few days later the duck happens to meet the love of his life, but they aren’t quite ready for a brood yet to he heads to the pharmacy again. He takes a package of condoms to the register and the teller asks “shall I just put this on your bill sir?” and the duck says “WHAT KIND OF A DUCK TO YOU THINK I AM?”