• Anonymous
      July 4, 2006 at 6:10 pm


      1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

      2. A will is a dead giveaway

      3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

      4. A backward poet writes inverse.

      5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count
      that votes.

      6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

      7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

      8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

      9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

      10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

      11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

      12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum
      Blown apart.

      13. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

      14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

      15. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

      16. A calendar’s days are numbered.

      17. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

      18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

      19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

      20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

      21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

      22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

      23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

      24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

      25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

      26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

      27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

      28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

      29. The hand is quicker than the eye; but only noses

    • Anonymous
      July 4, 2006 at 9:11 pm

      Dear John:

      Well done. I am once again reminded why the first three letters of punishment are PUN.


    • Anonymous
      July 4, 2006 at 11:44 pm

      nice john!!! 🙂

    • Anonymous
      July 5, 2006 at 8:02 pm

      Giggling helplessly,

    • Anonymous
      July 5, 2006 at 10:55 pm

      Hello John,
      They all make sense;)

    • Anonymous
      July 6, 2006 at 1:30 pm

      heee haww