Hunting Permits

Ok, but only if you also issue permits and guns to the elks.

Dear Mr. Rogers:

What is the current bag limit for telemarketers, mimes, and lunkhead teenagers? If you are going to go hunting, you may as well make the world a better place while you are at it.

Lee

Lee, that makes much more sense than killing animals.

Let’s add politicians, tv game show hosts, and door to door salespeople to your list of “fair game”.

Mr. Rogers, I hear they taste like chicken…..

Suzanne

Please add these people to the fair game list:

Matthew Lesko
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and let’s not forget

Tony Little

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Dear Mr. Rogers:

I know this may be a little off the subject, but why did they consider the movie “War of the Worlds” science fiction? Do you consider the concept of intellegent beings travelling millions of miles to kill Tom Cruise such an alien concept? Neither did I.

Lee

[B]Shouldn’t this subject of killing off certain people belong in

“Wouldn’t we be better off without this guy”[/B] 😀 😀

[QUOTE=Mr. Rogers]Although there are many people we feel we are better off with out, Mr. Rogers will politely decline from mentioning them.. for the moment. But I think the correct phrase is “Wouldn’t we be better off without this gal:p

Which gal would you be referring to?

Could this Tony-person be a\the gal – at first glance “it” looked like an overworked (too much working out) housewife dressed for a barbeque in the neighbour’s garden!

Once you hear his annoying voice the first time you are sure it is in fact a he. Although at first glance he could be confused with a female bodybuilder.

Jer, make that 1st, 2nd, and 3rd glances also!:D I think he should donate his hair to locks of love!:)

I’ll volunteer, since I like games

[QUOTE=Mr. Rogers]LOL OMG! You know in the right light, well he/she still isnt attractive enough to ask out on a prom date. I think your right. Toni does resemble a few steroid induced female athletes promoted by the former east german government. Illona Slupianek comes to mind Brandy. Whom were you thinking of adding to the list?:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I have quite a few to add to that list.Some will remain nameless for now.:rolleyes:

Some people are still alive because it’s illegal to kill them.

Suzanne has already applied for the job:eek: May I apply to help her?

I would love to collect the fees and give out citations.

I, in the capacity of Winter Social Director, decide who’s organizing the Winter Game(s).;)

I need people for everything from playing reindeer 😮 to give out prizes for downhill skiing and speed skating – and all suggestions for as wide a range of Winter Game(s) as possible will be highly appreciated and rewarded!:D

May The Snow be with you!

I don’t like being out in the snow or the cold, may I apply for the job of making hot toddies for everyone? 🙂

Donna, you crack me up! I love it. I suspect that lots of people fall into the catergory you mentioned of still being alive because it’s illegal to kill them. I certainly would run out of breath trying to name all of the ones that I can think of.

Ellen, I can use all of the the help I can get. Lets start by issuing citations to anyone who smells gamey.

Suzanne

:rolleyes: Those who smell gamey. Let me go take some sinus medicine so I can get a good whiff

[QUOTE=Suzanne]Donna, you crack me up! I love it. I suspect that lots of people fall into the catergory you mentioned of still being alive because it’s illegal to kill them. I certainly would run out of breath trying to name all of the ones that I can think of.

Ellen, I can use all of the the help I can get. Lets start by issuing citations to anyone who smells gamey.

Suzanne[/QUOTE]

Suzanne,

Here is my new motto for dealing with certain people.

[B]Don’t Tick Me Off, I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.”[/B]:D

Allaug, I love the idea of reindeer games! Where’s Rudolph?

Ellen, I think we’ll both need one of Donna’s hot toddies before we go gaming:)

Donna, I’ll remember to give you credit when I steal your lines – those are too good!

Dear Mr. Rogers:

I’ll be your hunting guide. Do you still get around or am I going to have to rig up a four wheel-drive, all-terrain wheel chair with flotation tires and those hub caps that keep spinning when the wheels stop?

I’ve developed the perfect hunting technique. I drive by one of those deer crossing signs, turn off the headlights, and just wait with the motor running. It’s hard on the grill work on the old mini-van, but the radiator grill tends to braise the meat keeping all the good juices in. The true cullinary goes out in the field prepared.

Lee

LOL!!! Love it Lee! thanks for making my night.:D
donna, my hubby has a tshirt with that saying on it!!! i thought it appropriate for him also!:D

Dear Mr. Rogers:

Are you refering to the two legged or four legged variety of skunks? The four-legged varietysmell worse right now but the two-legged variety has a stink that lingers longer.

Lee

[B]Mr. Rogers, when did you get back into town? You have been MIA for a very long time now.[/B]

Who has a licence (permit) to hunt?

Hunting permits are for people who live in the city. Most people I know just poach.

A scratch and sniff skunk? Why bother? I have never really need to scratch a skunk to smell it. It’s like scented toilet paper. What is that for? I may smell pretty to start with, but….. Who is this product supposed to attract? I can’t remember a sewer worker emerging from a manhole and feeling all grateful for that lilt of lilacs wafting through the sewer system.

And while I’m at it, why does the heavy metal rock band ‘Korn’ record their CDs using high fidelity? Isn’t that a big waste of fidelity? Couldn’t ‘above average fidelity’ do? Does the lead chainsaw solo sound that much better with added clarity? I’m baffled.

Drunk reindeer hunts:confused: How do you propose to get the reindeer drunk enough to hunt?

In my experience, it’s very hard just getting them drunk enough to agree to hold a gun….. On shot isn’t enough.

Now Mr. Rogers is issuing hunting permits to skunks! Is he proposing drunk skunk hunts too?

Mr Rogers hunts down weasels and puts them in jail where they still forever or until a lawyer turns them loose on society again. A kinder and gentler version of catch and release. Oh, and a stupider version, as well.