Happy Holloween

Subject:halloween joke

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>A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
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>:eek:
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>BUMP…
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>BUMP…
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>BUMP…
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>Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
>an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
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>BUMP…
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>Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
>quickly behind him
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>FASTER…
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>FASTER…
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>BUMP…
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>He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
>slams and locks the door behind him.
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>However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
>clapping
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>clappity-BUMP…
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>clappity-BUMP…
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>clappity-BUMP…
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>on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
>pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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>With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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>Bumping and clapping toward him.
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>The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
>a bottle of cough syrup!
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>Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…
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>and,
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>(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)
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>The coffin stops
>:p
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