Fortune Cookies …

    • February 12, 2009 at 9:52 pm

      I thought this one might be fun. Post your favorite fortune cookie saying. (If the thread starts fizzling out, we might put a “party game” twist on it that I was taught years ago … )

      Here’s my first Fortune Cookie saying …

      [B][COLOR=”Red”]A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.[/COLOR][/B] ๐Ÿ˜‰

      It’s been a long day friends, thank you for the tonic. Gary

    • Anonymous
      February 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm

      “You will require a dentist soon…..and you shouldn’t have eaten this fortune cookie.”


    • Anonymous
      February 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm

      [FONT=”Fixedsys”][SIZE=”4″]”He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.”[/SIZE][/FONT] I am always laughing! Good material I guess! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      March 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm

      A fortune cookie reminder I carry with me.

      No one is happy who does not think himself so.

    • March 3, 2009 at 10:20 pm

      He who throws dirt is losing ground. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      March 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm

      [SIZE=”2″]Every time you open your mouth, you let man look into your mind.[/SIZE]

    • December 14, 2009 at 7:41 am

      Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • December 15, 2009 at 4:11 am

      Haste does not bring success.

    • December 18, 2009 at 8:53 am

      OK! It’s time to spice this thread up a notch and see if it generates some more participation. After all we’re mostly adults here … physically anyway. heh heh heh

      Here’s the “Lighter Side” version of Fortune Cookies.

      Share a Fortune Cookie fortune and at the end of the fortune add the phrase “in bed”. They’re usually very funny.

      Here’s an example.

      “Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness” … in bed. ๐Ÿ˜‰


    • December 18, 2009 at 9:06 am

      A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel full of brains.

    • Anonymous
      December 20, 2009 at 11:16 am

      Keep True To The Dreams Of Your Youth (in bed!?!)