November 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm #9375AnonymousInactive
When darkness falls in the forest , little Billy became rigid with fear. Even though he had been raised in a hollow log by a family of squirrels, nighttime still brought terror. Later, he would laugh in a real high squeaky voice.
November 22, 2010 at 5:43 am #96589AnonymousInactive
Oh nuts, squeaked Billy! I hate these family wedgie nite contests 😮 As he heard the train whistle he thought “maybe I ought to be moving on. . . . the end??
November 22, 2010 at 10:41 am #96603AnonymousInactive
Abdul was considering the 72 virgins that would attend to his every need as he pulled the rented truck loaded with fertilizer onto the busy boulevard.
Across the street I found a twenty dollar bill on the sidewalk. I RULE!!!!
(Good job Judy! You are a bright one. The point of this thread is to write a complete story in as few of words as possible.)
November 22, 2010 at 11:24 am #96607AnonymousInactive
Abdul so distracted thinking about the 72 virgins that he didn’t see the road construction. He drove straight into the ten foot ditch and was buried under all the fertilizer
THE END 😮
November 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm #96632AnonymousInactive
The plane was being tossed around like a leaf in the wind. Finally a huge gust from the storm ripped the last engine off the wing of the airliner. The cabin grew deathly quiet as the plane plummeted towards the ground. Shirley leaned back in her seat and thought of how much time she wasted this morning folding the towels. The End.
November 24, 2010 at 11:01 am #96662AnonymousInactive
A True Story:
Billy rented a townhouse next to tidy neighbours. Billy liked to leave his garbage all over his front yard. He piled up 20 full garbage bags there over the next 3 months. Cats, dogs, mice and cockroaches came. The landlord sent him a letter. He put the garbage in the trash cans. Billy piled up 15 more full garbage bags on his front yard during the next 2 months. The landlord sent him a letter. Billy put the garbage in the trash cans. Billy piled up 10 more full garbage bags on his front yard during the next month. The landlord sent him another letter. Billy put all his trash and some of his stuff in the garbage cans and a truck came for the rest of it. Billy doesn’t live there anymore. THE END.
November 26, 2010 at 2:21 pm #96703AnonymousInactive
Betsy and Gill were at the supermarket for their weekly shopping trip. This was like a date for them. They had a few minutes to talk with each other without the children interrupting.
Gill asks, “Do we need more laundry detergent?”
Betsy answers, “I think we have enough to last till next week.”
Gill says, “Why don’t we pick some up anyway? It’s not like the world is going to end and we aren’t going to use it.”
Later that evening, the world ended and Betsy and Gill were stuck with laundry detergent they will never ever use.
December 4, 2010 at 11:24 am #96874AnonymousInactive
D.U. turned 57 today. The Forum sent her a birthday email greeting. D.U. is glad and thanks the Forum. 🙂 The End.
PS: How’s that for short and sweet?
December 13, 2010 at 10:11 pm #97035AnonymousInactive
As Alec tried to tune out the woman complaining loudly from the passenger seat and the screaming kids in the back of the station wagon, he began to regret stealing this family’s car.
December 14, 2010 at 6:52 am #97040AnonymousInactive
Harry went out to clear the snow off of the driveway. The snowblower would not start. Harry went back in the house and took a nap.
December 15, 2010 at 10:25 pm #97058AnonymousInactive
Great story, Harry! Well done!
December 16, 2010 at 11:53 am #97067AnonymousInactive
Harry, felt good when he awoke. He had a cup of coffee, breakfast, walked 20 minutes on the tread mill. Harry took a nap and felt good when he awoke.
December 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm #97080AnonymousInactive
I thought to myself, when I die, I want to die like my grandfather did – peacefully in his sleep – and not like the passengers in his car screaming in terror as the car plunged off the cliff. The end
December 17, 2010 at 12:18 pm #97099AnonymousInactive
When you are pulled over for a driving infraction, you should never let the sock puppet do all the talking. Police officers are trained not to have a sense of humor.
December 30, 2010 at 11:17 am #97288AnonymousInactive
After raising four sons and having had four grandchildren, Edgar became convinced that Legos were invented by Danish podiatrists.
December 30, 2010 at 1:12 pm #97289AnonymousInactive
The snow fell, the wind blew. Harry look out the window and was thankful that he had a house full of company that could shovel the drive. Harry smiled and went and took a nap.
January 9, 2011 at 6:05 pm #97473AnonymousInactive
As Mary bent over to pick up the dollar coin lying in the snow, she heard an ominous rip in her pants seams, but she rejoiced to think that the coin was just enough to buy a spool of thread.
January 10, 2011 at 10:55 am #97478AnonymousInactive
Tears streamed into Wendy’s eyes as she neatly packed her two suitcases. She was at a crossroads and she needed some time to think. Carl was a good man but she did not think she could stay married to the type of person who would eat the last three Rice Krispie treats. The End.
January 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm #97487AnonymousInactive
As the mayor shot the last of the geese that were over-crowding the local park, he thought his deed might merit mention in the town newspaper, complete with his photo. Then the police came along. As it turned out, he was right.
January 11, 2011 at 1:31 am #97491AnonymousInactive
I saw a bird upon a twig
A blade of grass held in her bill.
She fluffered her feathers
And was gone in a blink.
January 11, 2011 at 7:22 am #97493AnonymousInactive
I fed a cat at my door on a cold winter night. The next night it was back for more and each night after that. Four weeks go by then one night she is here with four little kittens. OOPS!
January 15, 2011 at 12:32 am #97552AnonymousInactive
The plastic berry pails thumped on the handlebars of the bicycle as Alice climbed the path to the saskatoon bushes. Suddenly a doe scrambled hastily through the meadow grass and flashed past the trees and beyond the fence. The bicycle continued along the path till it came to the little fawn, lying dead with its neck twisted and bitten. The leaves of the bushes nearby rustled. The bicycle scrambled hastily along the path and flashed past the trees and beyond the fence.
January 23, 2011 at 10:37 pm #97656AnonymousInactive
As Jeremy gnawed through the leather straps which bound his arms, he thought to himself, “No matter how much the ink blot on the Rorshach Test looks like two naked nuns chasing an elephant down a long dark tunnel armed with bananas, you are almost always better off answering, ‘A butterfly’.” The End
March 23, 2011 at 11:54 am #98762AnonymousInactive
Broke and desperate, I kidnapped myself. Ransom notes were sent to interested parties. Later, I sent hair and fingernails, too. They insisted on an ear.
March 23, 2011 at 12:18 pm #98763AnonymousInactive
Alec’s heart pounded; it had always been his ambition to be a member of a secret society, and tonight was his initiation. Insights would be revealed, ancient mysteries laid bare. He stood on the dais, black cloak about his shoulders, curved blade held aloft in his right hand, his left holding back the goat’s head. At that moment, the president of the Rotary Club informed Alec that he could simply take his seat.
March 26, 2011 at 5:57 pm #98841AnonymousInactive
Robert’s foot fell through the rotted webbing of the chair seat as he twisted in the light bulb. As he fell through the air he reached out and slapped the light switch on. Light flooded the room. There was no noise as the executioners bullet ripped through the open window fulfilling its mission.
March 27, 2011 at 10:04 pm #98859AnonymousInactive
As Eileen scornfully eyed her long-suffering music teacher, she thought how easy it would be to cancel her stupid music lessons and dump this teacher.
Mrs. Evens cleared her throat and read the Studio Guidelines, including the student’s responsibilities of courtesy, co-operation and effort.
As Eileen’s scorn changed to startled awareness, embarrassment and respect, Mrs. Evans eyed her often troublesome student, and thought how easy it would be to cancel her music lessons and dump this student.
April 3, 2011 at 9:06 am #98974AnonymousInactive
The green duffel bag tugged a little tear when it got caught on the nail. As the man walked, the bag jostled about and the tear became a rip. His booty of stolen hybrid corn seeds began to fall out. The hybrid corn seed was evidently tasty. No criminal charges were ever filed as the animal kingdom balanced the scales of justice.
Now what do we do with 6 foot squirrels and 10 foot wing span crows?
April 17, 2011 at 5:03 pm #99192AnonymousInactive
People called Leonard a monster. Sure he was large. And he was very hairy. The sharp teeth didn’t help. Leonard also lived in a cave, and only came out at night to feast on the blood of new born babies, but he had feelings too and this really hurt. Who here is the real monster?
April 24, 2011 at 8:39 am #99289AnonymousInactive
Love. Is it really just a game? Tim’s little inkling became infatuation and soon thereafter an office romance blossomed between himself and Donna. Wedding invitations were sent and the big day passed without incident. Now, nine months later, the population of Discordia has grown by one. The extinction of our species has once again been averted.
April 24, 2011 at 12:14 pm #99298AnonymousInactive
God saw that the wickedness of the Earth was very great.
God sent Jesus Christ to be the Saviour of the world.
Jesus Christ came to the Earth, lived a perfect life, and suffered and died for the atonement of sinners.
Jesus Christ rose from the dead by the mighty power of God.
He ascended into heaven, where He is now at the right hand of God Almighty.
From hence, He shall come to judge the living and the dead, and to reign over all.
Even so, come Lord Jesus!
(Have a Blessed Easter!)
June 9, 2011 at 1:14 pm #99942AnonymousInactive
Reverend Schmeil loved stories in which wayward sinners found redemption and regained their innocence. That is why he liked to watch porn flicks backwards. The End.
June 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm #100003AnonymousInactive
Edna tried and tried to sight-read that piano piece. She focussed on her finger-technic with the utmost concentration, but she still made constant mistakes.
Suddenly, insight dawned. “Well, maybe if I watched the [B]notes[/B] instead of my hands”, she said.
(a true story)
June 15, 2011 at 9:09 pm #100021AnonymousInactive
It was tough for Willy; first an egg, then a worm (some close calls there), then a pupae, now an emerging adult. But the radioactive fallout from Japan had given Willy something unusual…super powers.
Yup…Willy could read.
So it wasn’t long before he found the buffer zone signs that said: “No Pesticides/Herbicides on this land”. And Willy entered paradise.
However, due to the fact that the birds had also entered paradise, Willy had a short lifespan there. But he was happy up till the moment the robin saw him.
September 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm #101162AnonymousInactive
From the facts presented to me, I find: They met, they talked, they parted.
September 15, 2011 at 10:46 pm #101220AnonymousInactive
we put 2 catapillers in a liter soda bottle (empty, of course) and got to watch them turn into polka-dot wasp moths! It was really neat to watch. They look exactly like they sound. black with white polka-dots that look like a wasp but are really a moth! you can google them to see what they look like! 🙂
September 26, 2011 at 8:23 pm #101350AnonymousInactive
I walked confidently down the road. As I approached the monumental distance of a half mile out, my feet suffered from the pain. I sat down. I got a ride back to the house. I took pills. I slept.
and, as we all know. “Tomorrow is just another day!”
September 26, 2011 at 8:31 pm #101351AnonymousInactive
Two squirrels made the journey from tree to tree across the yard. By traveling in this manner they artfully dodged the dogs that hounded them on the ground. As they scurried across the newly shingled roof to their usual entry point in the roof they dashed inside the attic. Little did they know, a black snake had just entered the same hole. After a titanic struggle, the forces of nature once again took their course.
You can’t have your squirrel and eat it too
September 27, 2011 at 1:00 am #101353AnonymousInactive
Edna’s phone-line had been dead for a week, so she made the necessary arrangements (via the neighbour’s phone) to have it serviced on Tuesday. She later double-checked the date with the company. The serviceman arrived early Monday morning. It took him all morning to install new phone lines in the backyard. While he was still out there, Edna’s phone rang. It was a voice-message from the phone company, reminding her that a serviceman would be there Tuesday to fix her phone, and to be sure to be home, or have someone over the age of 18 there.
Edna gently hung up the phone, baffled.
(a true story)
October 1, 2011 at 4:34 pm #101414AnonymousInactive
I tied the end of a rope to a kitten then tossed him in my closet. The meowing stopped. I pulled back a frayed rope. Yep, something is in there.
October 1, 2011 at 4:42 pm #101415AnonymousInactive
Sure, Lenny was the first person to come up with the idea of melding the sweet taste of apple juice with the bitter taste of cranberry juice, but it didn’t matter. Marketing is everything. Nobody wanted to try a refreshing glass of Crapple Juice.
October 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm #101714AnonymousInactive
With the golf ball teed high the golfer moved swiftly and powerfully through the impact zone driving the ball straight and true. His subsequent arrest reinforces the concept that you don’t hit golf balls at the President’s red bus.
(President Obama rode past our golf course last week when he toured NC)
October 23, 2011 at 12:05 pm #101777AnonymousInactive
Edna thought that she’d spend her weekend just sleeping. But after every few hours, she’d wake up needing to go to the bathroom. So as Nature dictated her sleeping/waking activities, she decided to trick her mind into thinking of it as a ‘pacer’ such as the marathon swimmers use. However, the thought of water made her go to the bathroom even more often.
November 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm #102330AnonymousInactive
Bobby received an invitation to his 35th HS reunion. Since he left town after graduation and had not returned, he was at first curious about how he was found. He relented, and typed up a synopsis of his life since he left, and realized that although challenging, his life was good.
He still didn’t go, but he felt better.
February 11, 2012 at 5:03 pm #103366AnonymousInactive
Three people were eating at a table. They were equally ravenous and the piles of food on the table were shrinking as fast as their bellies were filling. Then one fell off his chair . Hunger in America was reduced by a third because only two were still eating.
May 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm #105163AnonymousInactive
There once was a successful forum. They migrated and everyone left.
May 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm #105165GHParticipant
Not true. Those who are committed to helping others deal with the serious illnesses of GBS and CIDP are still here.
May 27, 2012 at 9:38 pm #105440AnonymousInactive
I guess folks are wandering back, on the CIDP side activity just seems so slow. I mean the ones who are here do good things, Just not as many of them. Sometimes updates are golden and sometimes they lay eggs. I try to check on the facebook site as possible, maybe that will reach more folks over time.
September 27, 2012 at 5:54 pm #106691AnonymousInactive
There once was a great gbs-cidp site. It changed format and many members couldn’t access the forum anymore. But after more than a hundred tries for over a year, and one reply from the site with a new password, this long-term member has now been able to access the forum again.
The End….no, not the end, thank goodness!
October 4, 2012 at 8:22 am #106724AnonymousInactive
good one,,….funny and nice ,,,i am inspired to create some of these too and a little longer stories.Though i busy at both school and at
[URL=http://www.ittrainingnepal.com]Computer Education in Nepal[/URL] learning programming
,i would definitely create some stories and post it here,,,interesting ,like it
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December 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm #107215AnonymousInactive
In addition to GBS/CIDP, Edna had asthma. Over the years, many kind well-wishers had given her beautiful candles for a Christmas gift, which she’d carefully saved in her gift drawer. Christmas was coming soon, but times were hard now, money was tight, and it was too expensive to give gifts. Until she opened that gift drawer, and started wrapping!
January 30, 2014 at 8:34 pm #109465AnonymousInactive
For my friends on the forum,
“Wings of An Eagle” by Steve Bell
August 19, 2014 at 11:40 am #110211
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