Bad thoughts

I had my Spinal Tap the morning William and Catherine were getting married and being English by birth and accent, every Doctor and Nurse started to grill me about the big event.
So there I was lying in an Xray room with my not so hairy butt sticking out of my surgical gown, ( thank you unknown nurse for saving every part of my body that was exposed ) and I am getting bombarded with Royal wedding questions and I could not help myself and I started to laugh about being semi naked with a needle in my back, with my shaved nether regions hanging out for all to see. The Doctor started to give me a hard time about staying still, until she noticed my spinal fluid came out faster when I laughed. So Doctors orders were to keep laughing.

Phil