Better off without

Only in this forum would this work.

I would like to ban the doctor who instituted the following policy:

“ALL GBS patients will receive an IM heparin shot every 8 hours while in the hospital, to prevent blood clotting.”

This is important for those who are bed-ridden, but what about the many of us who recover enough to move around on our own? And do the nurses have to smile as they grab the fat-flab on our bellys and stick us?

And finally, who was the first guy to stick a piece of glass in his eye to discover that contact lenses actually work?