The Tavern

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 12:57 am

      i need this one again! jerimy needs something to do(besides picking on shan!) marc and lee have you got your singing voices warmed up yet?

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 7:35 am

      For tonight, Jerimy, a single malt scotch, no ice, water on the side. Sigh…so nice to be back again.

      Bless the barkeep.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 8:55 am

      HEY,
      Now we can say welcome home everyone !cheers! The drinks are on the house. I was waiting for our original starter to open up THE TAVERN. I’ll have either of my favorites.

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 10:11 am

      Wow, did I have one to many? I must be halluzinating. This is not the Turtle and Bear Tavern I used to go to. It feels like being transported a great distance. Hi to my ha-ha-ha-lu-zi-na-na-tions. Glad to see you all. Don’t go away when I come to.

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 12:05 pm

      It was so sad when the old place burned down, but if I see even a single fern in here, this one is going down too. Better dead than Yuppy! Put down that cell phone and start living! Now where is Marguerite? I’m looking for some big love from her. I hope she’s drunk, it’s the only time she gives me the time of day.

      Bartender, get me a fru-fru drink and make sure it has an umbrella in it. I’m going to blow groceries in technocolor tonight!

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 12:49 pm

      norb reports: “This is not the Turtle and Bear Tavern I used to go to.” In case anyone thinks that norb is burbling then here is the other tavern he has been to and still is visiting.

      (Link deleted by Administrator) Anyone is welcome to the Turtle and Bear. There is just a bit of cyber water between!
      ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 12:55 pm

      CHEERS,
      It’s good to see people in here. What should we name this tavern? How about The Bear and the Turtle, so our friends across the pond are welcomed here too.

      Bartender, rounds of drinks for everyone.

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 4:46 pm

      I’ll be lovely to any man who….

      is funny, intelligent, sings UNCHAINED MELODY in falsetto.

      Regards,
      Marguerite

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 5:37 pm

      Is it okay if I bring my little friend in here. He’s got a special meaning to me.
      He can sit on the hearth.

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 6:01 pm

      I’ll have a bottle of wine please. I feel the need to get one good drunk on.

    • Anonymous
      May 20, 2006 at 7:19 pm

      Hi,

      If only the Tavern hadn’t hired Great White to preform that night. I bet the manager is sorry now he took that job. He got 10 years in prison. Six of those years were for keeping the lead singer in the band though.

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 12:10 pm

      Jerimy honey,

      A round for the bar please, especially the cute guy with the guitar.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 2:03 pm

      I thought the TAVERN had closed down. Now I know what to do to relieve this blasted numbness I’m getting. BARTENDER, I’ll have a WILD BLOODY MARY LONG ISLAND ICED TEA.

      Hey Marge, are we going to have the PROM at the tavern?

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 2:22 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]I’ll be lovely to any man who….

      is funny, intelligent, sings UNCHAINED MELODY in falsetto.

      Regards,
      Marguerite[/QUOTE]

      Marge,

      What you want is a counter tenor who can sing in the upper ranges without falsetto. Jeremy Jackman, first counter tenor of the King’s Singers in the 1980s, comes to mind–I could listen to him sing the telephone directory, regardless of how much I’ve had to drink.

      Deb

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 2:26 pm

      Only if Marc and Lee (the infamous doo woppers) promise to perform and Jerimy spikes the punch.

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 4:04 pm

      Deb,

      I’ve never heard of King’s countertenors. Would you tell me more, please. What is difference between falsetto and countertenor, for example. Does the reference to the “King” mean the King of England or King’s College (Cambridge?) or something else?

      Someone in my apartment building admired my cane the other day. Thanks again for finding the wonderful canemaker in Yorkshire.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 5:42 pm

      Aaahhhhhh…..nothing like coming home to freinds music and of course Single malt Scotch no ice with a water back…….good to be home again.

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 5:45 pm

      Oh and Barkeep….a round for all the ladies on me……well not the ladies on me….just the bill…..*of course the whole ladies thing……* did I just type that outloud ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 5:51 pm

      I’ll have a martoonie, barkeep. 6 olives please. yes, I said martoonie, I have been drinking white wine sprizters all day.:) Maybe I need a Double Brandy to celebrate Doc David coming home for a few days.:)

      The “Evil Twin” needs her Double Brandy. Hic,Hic, Hic, Hic :p

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 10:26 pm

      Stephen honey, thank you!

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 24, 2006 at 10:42 pm

      Once in a while I feel brave and stumble into a Tavern. I walk up to the bar and make sure everyone there has a good supply of salted peanuts right in front of them. Today I am feeling generous and making sure the Pretzels bowls are full too!

      Can I get anyone something else to eat?

      I hate to see anyone drink on an empty stomach.

      Use that artificial sweetner in your drinks it makes you absorb the drink faster and get that buzz quicker!

    • Anonymous
      May 25, 2006 at 8:38 am

      stephen is that you?!!!! man, i have missed you!!! thanks for the drink! and pass that sweetner too please!!! sure kit i’ll take a grilled cheese sandwich since you asked, have a seat and a drink!

    • Anonymous
      May 25, 2006 at 5:58 pm

      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]*Taking a nice, long drink……*[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhhhhhhh……..now THAT was good! [/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Great to see everyone back at the bar. B, which Thread were we singing ‘New York, New York’ in? I started singing about it being ‘a hellofa town’, then thought we switched to Frank Sinatra’s version.[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Whatever…[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Just give me a chair so I can eye Lee down there with his orange fizzie drink. Looks like he’s had more than one. The umbrellas are sticking all over his hair. And he’s ‘Singing in the Rain’.[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Cool![/COLOR][/FONT]

    • Anonymous
      May 25, 2006 at 6:36 pm

      And what recipe would you like me to use. Butter or Margarine? Tomatoe or Onion? Pickles? Tomatoe Soup?

      I might have found a new career! I served a awesome breakfast if you want to wait till noon! LOL

    • Anonymous
      May 26, 2006 at 8:10 am

      LadyK, for breakfast I will have….let me think….hhhmmmm….I’ll have a Bloody Bull, the breakfast of champions……..and take a Bloddy Mary over to Angel2ndclass just to perk her up this morning.

    • Anonymous
      May 26, 2006 at 11:13 am

      [QUOTE=Debi][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]*Taking a nice, long drink……*[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhhhhhhh……..now THAT was good! [/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Great to see everyone back at the bar. B, which Thread were we singing ‘New York, New York’ in? I started singing about it being ‘a hellofa town’, then thought we switched to Frank Sinatra’s version.[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Whatever…[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Just give me a chair so I can eye Lee down there with his orange fizzie drink. Looks like he’s had more than one. The umbrellas are sticking all over his hair. And he’s ‘Singing in the Rain’.[/COLOR][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Cool![/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE]

      Hi Debi,
      I forgot what thread we were in too. Darn, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.:confused: :confused:
      Now I’d like to see Lee with all those cute little umbrellas sticking in his hair, that is one sight that would make my day.:D

    • Anonymous
      May 26, 2006 at 4:54 pm

      Ladykit,
      I’ll have a buttered bagel for breakfast tomorrow and a french vanilla latte. I’m glad no-one asked me to cook, because I am a terrible one. I’m a New York girl, can I join in the song.

    • Anonymous
      May 26, 2006 at 5:37 pm

      Barkeep,

      Where are those martoonies I order a few days ago? What you don’t want to serve me because I’m drunk already.:D

      Just plop the olive dish down in front of me as I have a craving for green olives right now. Lots and lots of them please. [B]HIC[/B];)

      Sure you can sing Liz, why not Debi does it all the time and she’s pretty damn good at it too. Well I think she is, I’m drunk what the hell do I know.;)

    • Anonymous
      May 26, 2006 at 11:22 pm

      i think this tavern needs one of those photo booths!!! i would love to see lee with his new hair dooo!!! i might have to try some of those fru-fru drinks!!!;)

      soo ladies,what song are you going to sing? ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 12:14 pm

      Debi,

      Lee is doing the snoopy dance, and we don’t know where it will lead. The women from the East Coast are applauding loudly: GO LEE!!!

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 1:56 pm

      Snoopy Dance? I’m not doing a Snoopy dance. I’m doing a Tahitian War Hula, for God’s sake! What do you think all those umbrellas are for? It’s time to change my medication. Bartender, get my another fru-fru drink, and this time I want it in a pineapple or served in a Tiki god. I’ll have it over here on the beach while I watch the silvery moon rise over the breezy South Pacific seascape. Or is that the Budwiser clock? Damn, that GBS really screws up my eyesight in the late evening. Pass my a Ukelele, I feel the need to sing “Tiny Bubbles”. Okay, we’ll start off with the power E chord to get the place jumping….

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 2:16 pm

      Geez, I go to Tahiti to get awat from everyone I know and guess who’s sitting on the beach a few feet away from me and my martoonies, It’s that Lee guy with all those umbrellas in his hair. Wait, I’ll get my camera, he’s to drunk to know that I’m taking his pictures and posting them all over the internet.:p

      If he starts dancing and chanting the War Dance, I’m running for cover.:D

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 4:49 pm

      Lee honey,

      Debi’s Snoopy Dance Rules do not mention clothing. Probably why I got confused.

      Love the twirling umbrellas,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 7:08 pm

      Marge,

      Is that Lee dancing with the grass skirt and coconut bra? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 11:11 pm

      Oh no where did Lee go? I hope he didn’t start a “War Chant” and travel off to do battle with another Island.

      [B]Lee, where are you get back here and drink some more fru fru drinks and do the hula.[/B]

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 11:26 pm

      [COLOR=red]Beer please. Molson Ice in a bottle and keep ’em comin'[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 11:26 pm

      I don’t know about the war chant, Brandy, but it was definitely Lee. He’s gone off for more umbrella drinks and a back-up singer.

      Cheers,
      The Prednisone Princess

    • Anonymous
      May 27, 2006 at 11:44 pm

      bartender… a double daiquiri please!
      come on marge lee needs someone to dance with!!

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 6:41 am

      Not me, Cheryl. I am a klutz.

      Was telling Brandy last night about hot summer when my somewhat high heels got stuck in tar on street and I fell out of my shoes. Mind you, this was at least 10 years before GBS.

      Actually, I think Lee is waiting for Marc to break radio silence.

      Barkeep, a Margarita, if you will.

      Giggles,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 11:33 am

      [QUOTE=Brandy] Is that Lee dancing with the grass skirt and coconut bra? :eek:[/QUOTE]

      Guys, guys, nobody told me I was missing all the fun while my wife was hawking the computer and I was watching our granddaughter the last two days. This morning I finally hobbled downstairs and escaped to the tavern through the extra ‘puter that was collecting dust – kind of like in the witch and the wardrobe.

      I’ll have a Mai Tai. Just read the recipe, that is some potent stuff.

      Or is it too early in the morning?

      P.S. I snuck in my camera to catch Lee dancing.

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 11:48 am

      Jerimy/Stephen:

      You are the ABSOLUTE BEST BARTENDERS in the world. A round for the bar, especially Norb, and keep them coming or going, as the case may be.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 11:57 am

      Oh it has been many years since I heard “Mai Tai” Those were one of my favorite drinks! I even forget what was in them but it was GOOD! LOL You have to remember I have about two drinks a year so my memory can go from year to year what I celebrated with the year before! Never forget the name when I hear them. Salt on the rim of a good Margaritta is the best. I have so many bottles of Gin here can anyone tell me some good drinks to make to use them up?

      I will leave you guys and girls this time with just a bag of Peanuts and Pretzels. It was a cheap gift but will hit the spot!

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 12:04 pm

      Oh Norb,
      Thanks for the picture of Lee, my camera wasn’t working. Now you have to send that out on the internet.:D

      Where is Lee, is hiding with Marc now? I’ll bet he rowed to another island just to get away from me. ๐Ÿ˜€ I still think he did the War Dance and has taken over another island and declared himself King.

      Did you Lee, did ya, did ya?????????????????:D

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 4:40 pm

      The only time I cook is when everyone is really sloshed and then they can not tell how bad the cooking really is! Get more compliments that way!

      Another round of pretzels and mustard dip and a big bowl of salted peanuts!
      I am having a good day watching all the races on tv….no cook needed here! I am busy!

      Don’t forget to check out the NASCAR thread to see who come the closest with their picks. I like to pick the underdogs…easy to come up with those popular people’s names!

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 5:30 pm

      hey jerimy while you’re here can i have another double…please?!! pour yourself one while you’re at it!!

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 9:14 pm

      [COLOR=red]funny pic Norb[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]another beer please …[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 10:07 pm

      [quote=angel2ndclass22699]hey jerimy while you’re here can i have another double…please?!! pour yourself one while you’re at it!![/quote]

      Done :hic:

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 10:29 pm

      Jerimy,

      Have I ever mentioned that you are sooooo cute?

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 28, 2006 at 10:54 pm

      Hey how about hooking a gallon bottle of Wild Turkey to an IV line, I can be happy some!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

      One for everyone………..and hi LiL Sis:p

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 11:44 am

      [QUOTE=OneEyeGeo]Hey how about hooking a gallon bottle of Wild Turkey to an IV line, I can be happy some!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ [/QUOTE]
      Great idea. Last year I called ahead to the infusion center and left a message saying that I would prefer Scotch or Canadian. When I came in at 9 a.m. the two nurses were standing there with big grins on their faces. There were two infusion bags already hanging from the stand with big signs on them [b]”Scotch” [/b]and the other one [b]”Canadian”[/b]. Got lots of curious looks whe I went downstairs for lunch in the busy hospital cafeteria pushing the stand and the infusion machine ahead of me.

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 11:58 am

      ๐Ÿ˜ฎ aww shucks Marge

      [quote=marguerite]Jerimy,

      Have I ever mentioned that you are sooooo cute?

      Cheers,
      Marge[/quote]

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm

      PS-I finally found the scooter for me when I am unable to walk.

      [IMG]http://bestscooterbuys.com/images2/x-50-3007.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 12:03 pm

      hi bro, hope you’re feeling better!:)
      norb i can see you strolling around with your infusion cart!!!

      rounds for everyone!!! pass the peanuts please!!!

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 12:18 pm

      Hey everyone! Good to see you everyone again! Hmmm, was Jer picking on me? I didn’t notice that! Thanks for having my back, Cher! I missed you!

      I’ll take a sangria, please!

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 12:23 pm

      One Sangria coming up, missed you Shan ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 12:34 pm

      Thanks Jer! I hate to drink and go, but Ben’s taking the doors off the Jeep! Looks like we’re gonna have some fun today!

      See ya’ll later!

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 3:11 pm

      Hey, it’s good to see that Shannon’s here, Hi Shan:cool:

      DON”T NOBODY PUT A SCRATCH ON MY CAR PARKED OUTSIDE!

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 3:14 pm

      Who’s That Out On The Dance Floor? Is That Two Guys?

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 4:28 pm

      Has it been that long for you, Liz? One of the “men” has breasts.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 7:30 pm

      I love the name of the bar, but personally I love ‘The Whale and Ale’. What do you say?
      Cheers all around
      Val

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 7:36 pm

      Whale and Ale is great name for a pub. Deb (eightplusfive) and I have promised each other we would meet in the Prince of Wales in Wimbledon some day.

      (Muttered aside) How many Americans does it take to find a British pub? Answer is one, of course, providing it is a woman.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 7:36 pm

      anytime shan!!!! how about a chocolate martini for shan and myself, barkeep!! miss ya shan, so i take it ben is feeling ok?!!! tell him hi for me!:)

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 7:58 pm

      POOR ME, YES MARGE IT HAS BEEN THAT LONG.:eek:

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 8:07 pm

      Goodness (though Mae West said there was no goodness in it), Liz!

      Would you like to rent my 6’2″ blonde, blue-eyed 35-year-old second cousin? He now lives in Manhattan but was born in Smithtown and brought up in Shirley. He has taken special care of me for the past several years.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 10:54 pm

      THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAKED COWBOY:D DID HE MAKE IT HOME FROM MY BIRTHDAY PARTY? HOW MUCH IS THE RENTAL FEE, I LIVE ON A BUDGET.

      BLOND AND BLUE EYED (actually hazel) REMINDS ME OF A BADDDDDDDDDD INFLUENCE IN MY LIFE ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.

    • Anonymous
      May 29, 2006 at 11:04 pm

      He’s not the naked cowboy. Is actually a playright but earns his living as archivist and/or bouncer, depending on circumstances. His motto: I’ll do almost anything for money.

      Have not spotted the Naked Cowboy lately. Times Square is very touristy and Disneyfied and I avoid it if at all possible.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 11:36 am

      Hic-hic-hic, Who owns this ugly pink 50ies chevy -hic-hic in front, in front. Sh****t, I think I ran into it with my “Ferrari” rollator. Smashed it up pretty good. I’ll buy you a pitcher of beer -hic-hic – OK??????

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 12:22 pm

      Hey Norb,

      If you hit my purple Harley in the parking lot you’ll be in big, humungo trouble. :p :p Stay far away from it.:) That bike was custom built for my short legs.

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 12:42 pm

      Brandy, purple Harley? I see it in front of the Tavern all the time. I didn’t know it was yours. How cool is that. Maybe you can give me a ride some day. I’ll make sure I pull my legs up to my chin ๐Ÿ˜€

      Don’t worry about me hitting it. I go for the big cruisers.

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 2:20 pm

      [COLOR=red]is there anything to eat here?[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]I’m dying for a cheeseburger and onion rings![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 3:19 pm

      Liz, start patting down the male patrons. We need evidence of this henious crime (that’ss MY powder blue 1957 Chevy).

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 3:35 pm

      [QUOTE=norb]Brandy, purple Harley? I see it in front of the Tavern all the time. I didn’t know it was yours. How cool is that. Maybe you can give me a ride some day. I’ll make sure I pull my legs up to my chin ๐Ÿ˜€

      Don’t worry about me hitting it. I go for the big cruisers.[/QUOTE]

      Norb, you’ll definetly have to pull those legs up, it’s a real low boy then modified for this 5′ purple tattooed rose gal.:)

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 4:23 pm

      Marg

      I, myself, enjoy a good pat down as much as the next cowboy but…..why the rubber glove…OMG….I think we either need to be better friends or there is Diffidently more Scotch in my future ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 4:25 pm

      Shan…
      It’s your old Texas, crazy, right wing, conservative republican friend saying it is great to see you back…..can I buy a you a drink of your choice or would you just prefer the standard Margarita…..
      Stephen

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 4:30 pm

      I know, I know….3 posts in a row…..what can I say the old Tavern is coming back to life…..

      I don’t wan to forget my other friends like Codey, brandy, Angel2ndClass, Ali, Jerimy, OneEye……the heck with it…..Bartender a round for the house on me! (that way I don’t leave anyone out)
      Cheers

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 5:15 pm

      Thanx Stephen,

      The perfect time to come in, or should I say get up from the floor, where I have been laying since March.:eek: I’m as fresh as a daisy and looking forward to that drink!

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 5:35 pm

      bout damn time Ali ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 7:06 pm

      OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO,
      Someone ran into my beautiful pink 57″ chevy. Let’s see, who could have done it, Lee’s not looking at me, Dave is downing a cheeseburger, Jer just went into the john. There’s Norb, it was him, he’s got pink paint chips in his hair. You better paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for that car.

      I’d better not chance coming back in the classic black vet that I have in my garage.

      Norb, since you smashed “pink cloud” you’d better take me home!!! Now how am I going to get lost in the 50’s.

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 7:29 pm

      Psssst Liz–threats do not get you good s*x. Try charm, money or my nephew Scott the Bull.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 8:30 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]Norb, since you smashed “pink cloud” you’d better take me home!!! Now how am I going to get lost in the 50’s.[/QUOTE]
      Oh my ghosh, Liz ๐Ÿ˜ฎ How could I have done that to a wonderful person and good friend like you. I am totally crushed and devastated. I knew I should have waited with all these Mai Tai’s until after I got to the tavern. Of course, I’ll take you home tonight. My Ferrari rollator has a nice seat and I’ll push you wherever you want to go, even get you out of the fifties. ๐Ÿ™‚ And I’ll get you another car. What kind would you like?
      Lets go over to the bar and talk about it. Bartender, a double drink for my friend – and a big box of Kleenex.

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 8:46 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]Liz, start patting down the male patrons. We need evidence of this henious crime (that’ss MY powder blue 1957 Chevy). [/QUOTE]Hey Marge, what did you have tonight? I know it’s pretty dark outside and I had a few to many but I am pretty sure the one I hit was pink, not powder blue :rolleyes: So you can relax ’til tomorrow night when the Whale and Ale menace strikes again.

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 9:28 pm

      OK OK I could not find any parking place right up front had to enter thru the rear entrance and they made me do dishes before I could pick up the order for the onion rings and cheeseburger. I get your starved! Takes me forever to do the dishes. I just ain’t what I used to be!

      But in rehab they had me playing air hockey so I am really good at that if someone wants to challenge me to a game. I am also very good at the pool table! What kind of games we have here….just those darn video games?

      OK Cheeseburgers and Onion Rings up! Free! No charge due to be being slow!

      Enjoy! The Bartender will take your orders to wash it down!

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 9:59 pm

      kit, i’ll take the challenge of air hockey. i haven’t played that since we last went to chuckie cheezes. its been even longer since i played pool… i need a few warm up drinks first though….thanks morrada..next round is on me!

      norb, are you alright, that looks like a pretty bad bump on that sweet pink cloud! you didn’t wreck the ferrari, did ya?!:eek:

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 11:11 pm

      Hey Norb, a classic Tbird will do to replace my “pink cloud”.

      No wonder I get frustrated, Marge knows;)

      And I really do have satan in my garage, he looks like this

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 11:19 pm

      The answer, Norb my sweet, is rose colored glasses. All men and other fast movers are pink to me.

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      May 30, 2006 at 11:27 pm

      liz when do i get a ride??? i still like my 68 cougar! looks like norb found a corner to hold up, ya think he would notice if we borrowed his ferrari for a spin?!;)

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 11:44 am

      Is anyone up for the challenge of getting on the back of my purple Harley?

      I think you’re all afraid to ride with me cause I drink lots of martoonies.Hic,Hic

      Only Norb wants a ride. Norb how do you feel about wearing a purple helmet?
      No one will make fun of you, especially Lee, he has so many umbrellas sticking in his hair from his fru fru drinks.

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 12:17 pm

      ANGEL,
      You’ll have to come to my house for a ride in “satan”. After what happened to my “pink cloud”, I wouldn’t dare park it outside the tavern.

      Hey Norb, that’s a “classic” Tbird I want.

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 6:32 pm

      [QUOTE=Brandy] Norb how do you feel about wearing a purple helmet?
      No one will make fun of you, especially Lee, he has so many umbrellas sticking in his hair from his fru fru drinks.[/QUOTE]
      Brandy, here I am sipping my own version of Mai Tai (yummy, that’s delicious), waiting for you to pick me up. Where are you. Now I have to come to the tavern on my Ferrari again. Who knows what I am going to hit tonight. Did u really think the pink helmet would keep me from a wild ride?
      Don’t you remember me driving around in the late 70ies with a blue VW bus with 1 foot tall tulips painted all around? It worked with Carol ๐Ÿ˜€ that and my beard and German accent. She moved in with her two kids a few weeks later. Well, the kids are grown but she is still there.

      Found an old pix, pass it around so you’all will believe me.

      Mai, this Mai Tai is tasty ๐Ÿ™‚ it really is

      Sorry, Liz AND mARGE, if I talked with Brandy too much. You know, it’s hard to compete with a Harley. I’ll talk with youm about that tBIRD and the rose colored glasses LATER –

      Mai, this Mai Tai is tasty ๐Ÿ™‚ hic I think I’ll mix myself another one. My own recipe, couldn’t find all the required ingrediewnts in the store today. No time to look, used Dial-a-ride since Brandy didn’t show up yet.

      Recipe for Norb’s very own Mai Tai
      ———————————
      4 oz. Bacardi Gold Rum
      juice of 1/2 lime
      orange juice (eyeballed it)
      pineapple juice (used the other eyeball)
      spritzer of Grenadine Syrup
      ice

      Braaaandy, I am still waiting

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 7:02 pm

      Here is a picture I just took to help you with the Mai Tai in case I whetted your appetite. Pass it on to the bartender, will you.

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 7:39 pm

      Norb,

      I’m on my way, but I need a few martoonies first. You can’t ride a Harley sober, where’s the fun in that. So have my drinks ready, lots of green olives again. The helmet is purple, not pink dear. My gear has to coordinate with the purple Harley. I do have a pink rose on the gas tank, but all in all everything is purple even my chaps and boots. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 9:08 pm

      hic …. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 9:23 pm

      [QUOTE=ali] I’m as fresh as a daisy and looking forward to that drink![/QUOTE] Hey Ali, still fresh as a daisy? You must have tried out my recipe since you came in with just a hic ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 9:27 pm

      Brandy, what’s the difference, pink or purple. I go with either one. Between Liz’ pink Chevy and Marge’s pink glasses and my two pink looking Mai Tais (for real) it’s easy to get the colors confused.
      Bring the olives. couldn’t find any in the frige

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 9:35 pm

      Nnnnorb, wash that the Mai Tai resssipee or the Krissmass kake one. Mai Tai good as a daisy ๐Ÿ˜€ Awwwww where is the krismis kake resipeee Brandy and Marge?

    • Anonymous
      May 31, 2006 at 9:45 pm

      Oh my gosh, Ali, did you get the recipes confused and drank what you mixed up. Hang on to the bar. I’ll be right over and keep you company

      I need a tip from the bartender: How to you squeeze out a lime if you can’t hold on to it because you can’t feel it? I am alone in the house once again til Fri, nobody to ask for help:(

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 8:30 am

      *chaps and boots….hhhhmmmm……*

      Lets see……how about another Bloody Bull and a chair…..looks crowded this am

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 9:36 am

      norb thats easy just put 1/2 of the lime between 2 bowls and put under your hand and push together on the counter, the bottom bowl will catch the juice. make sure you put the top bowl on the lime in the “nesting” position!:D voila!!! instant lime press and catcher. i wouldn’t go using Carols’ best china though!!! that mai tai recipe sounds good, i’ll have to go shopping for the ingredients today! CHEERS!!!!:)

      norb, i can picture you driving your bus all around town!:D

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 10:36 am

      Thanks, Cheryl. That sounds easy. Why didn’t I think of it. Its learning new skills, isn’t it?
      Hope you like my version of Mai Tai. One of the many recipes I found called for both dark and light rum. I did’t want to buy two bottles so I compromised and used the gold. It also includes triple sec liqueur, another bottle I didn’t want to pay for. Another recipe asked for almond syrup and grenadine. I got the grenadine but skipped the almond syrup. I wouldn’t know where to get that and it tasted fine without.

      I checked my blood sugar last night after the second one. Since it was only a little bit high, I had another one. I usually avoid sweet stuff but this was so good and I had not splurged like that in a long time. No hangover this morning.

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 10:41 am

      MAILMAN COMES INTO TAVERN WITH LETTER, CALLS OUT “who’s Norb” AND DELIVERS NOTE TO NORB.

      NORB OPENS NOTE, IT’S FROM LIZ AND IT SAYS SINCE YOU SMASHED MY PINK CLOUD AND MY TBIRD HASN’T BEEN DELIVERED YET, I HAVE NO TRANSPORTATION TO GET TO THE TAVERN.

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 12:05 pm

      liz just let me know when you want to go and i’ll pick you up in my old baby!:)

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 1:02 pm

      [QUOTE=ali]Nnnnorb, wash that the Mai Tai resssipee or the Krissmass kake one. Mai Tai good as a daisy ๐Ÿ˜€ Awwwww where is the krismis kake resipeee Brandy and Marge?[/QUOTE]

      Ali, I don’t know where the Krismis KAke resipeee is, we lost the bloody resipeee on the old forums. Will have to look for another one.

      Hic,Hic,Hic,Hic ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 1:43 pm

      I’ll have a bloody Caesar with a giant, fresh dill pickle spear to stir it with, please. Now, everyone raise your glasses, please, and I’ll give the toast, “Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women, cheers!”

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 3:58 pm

      Oh Liz, I am crushed. How could you doubt me. I spent all day looking for just the right car for you with the right color. Have you looked outside your window lately? How do you like your new [COLOR=”Magenta”]pink[/COLOR] Tbird. It’s in immaculate condition. The keys are in your mailbox. Can you forgive me?

      How ’bout giving me a ride home tonight since Brandy is picking me up on her Harley.:D

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 5:09 pm

      WOW, Norb, you can have a ride home anytime you want:cool: Just watch out for my watchdogs CODY and STANLEY. CODY’S the big one and STANLEY’S the little one. I think Cody might be a pitbull.

      Long Island Iced Tea’s for everyone to celebrate.

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 5:28 pm

      [COLOR=red]Thanks for the burger … I have a problem though … my beer bottle is empty. This place is friendlier than Cheers! Where’s the pool table?[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 1, 2006 at 7:37 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]WOW, Norb, you can have a ride home anytime you want:cool: Just watch out for my watchdogs CODY and STANLEY. CODY’S the big one and STANLEY’S the little one. I think Cody might be a pitbull.[/QUOTE]
      Liz, I always wondered who Cody and Stanley was. Thanks for the warning. I think I better get a ride to my place instead. I am too old to wrestle with a pitbull – even after a few drinks..
      What are you having tonight?

      [B]Bartender, a pitcher of beer for Fireman Dave. Can’t you see he is running dry?[/b]

    • Anonymous
      June 2, 2006 at 3:58 pm

      It’s Friday and boy is this place empty….no singing…no one dancing on the tables….no one falling down, sleeping on the floor….oh I take that back, I see Ali snoring in the corner……oh well maybe I am just early.

      Barkeep….lets start things out lightly this afternoon…..I’ll have a Cherry Beer or as some may call it a Submarine….please

    • Anonymous
      June 2, 2006 at 4:23 pm

      Did someone say somefing?

    • Anonymous
      June 2, 2006 at 7:17 pm

      [B]NORB!!![/B] Oh sorry I thought it was Norb not Norm! That mistake could have changed the whole series! LOL

      Plenty of Pretzels and Peanuts under the bar. I am taking the weekend off!

      Going out on the lake in the boat!

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 1:19 pm

      Hello, Helloooooooooooooooo

      Where is everyone today? Are you sleeping off your hangovers? Today is a great day for either sleeping or getting tipsy, which do you choose?

      I choose sleep now, tipsy later tonight.

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 1:39 pm

      Hmmmmm, Today I choose sleep. Between Stephens round of drinks AND Norbs recipe for Mai Tai, i just cant go on, need to recharge my batteries.

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 1:44 pm

      You know you’re getting old when “Happy Hour” is an afternoon nap.:D

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 2:13 pm

      I thought I’d post this here in the Tavern.

      A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through the guardrail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upsidedown and finally stops, wheels spinning in the air,smoke and steam poring out from the car.

      A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident helps the miraculously
      unharmed driver out of the wreck.

      “Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?”

      “Of course!” says the man, brushing dirt from his suit.

      [B]”What the hell do you think I am, a stunt driver or something?”[/B]:D

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 2:23 pm

      Okay, listen up you guys in the Tavern and wearing cowboy boots,

      [B]”Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On” [/B] ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 5:19 pm

      OWWWWWWWW. Funny to see though:eek:

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 5:24 pm

      We need to find the recpee for the chrishmish kak if we’re having a blast 4th of juuuuuuuuuly. You know chrishmish in juuuuuuuuly.

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 6:44 pm

      Hi Stephen! Good to see you again! I’ll take whatever Cher’s having, please!

      Hugs!

      Shan

    • Anonymous
      June 3, 2006 at 7:40 pm

      Brandy, you asked where everbody was. Well, I am just peeking in tonight. It”s too hot today. Wished someone would turn on the A/C.

    • Anonymous
      June 4, 2006 at 1:09 am

      Hi Jer,

      Drinks for everyone! The prednisone warning has been removed, and I’m a free woman!!!!!

      Whew!
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 4, 2006 at 11:46 am

      Consider it done Marge.

    • Anonymous
      June 5, 2006 at 2:17 pm

      [B][COLOR=red]WOAH! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Where’s the big boy’s room?! Them beers went right through me![/COLOR][/B]
      [B][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/B]

    • Anonymous
      June 5, 2006 at 2:35 pm

      Dave, down the hall to your right. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 11:39 am

      or is it down the hall and to the left…..hhhmmm

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 12:04 pm

      [QUOTE=Morrada]or is it down the hall and to the left…..hhhmmm[/QUOTE]

      Gee, now I don’t know, I’ve been drinking to many martoonies and I think I have used both.:D ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 12:54 pm

      [QUOTE=Brandy]Gee, now I don’t know, I’ve been drinking to many martoonies and I think I have used both.:D ๐Ÿ˜€ :D[/QUOTE]

      Caught you:eek:

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 2:04 pm

      Norb…now that was funny….if I was really in a bar and saw that, there would have been scotch shooting out of my nose…..

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 2:14 pm

      [QUOTE=norb]Caught you:eek:[/QUOTE]

      Oh My, what can I tell you Norb. ๐Ÿ˜€ You made me spill my martoonie from laughing so much.

      Now you have to buy me another one Pal.

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 3:01 pm

      [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkorchid]…Hic….[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 3:42 pm

      rofl Brandy

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 3:55 pm

      I’ll have a canadian beer cause the oilers are actually playing well! after all I am a edmontonion!

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 4:14 pm

      I’ll see your canadian beer and raise you a TEXAS beer (Zeigenbach) since the Mavericks are going to the Finals!

      Go Mavs!!!

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 4:18 pm

      Give me the beer my Red Wings and Pistons both blew it and I need it.

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm

      I’ll have the strongest drink in the house, I’m not celebrating, I’m up against my brick wall again.

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 4:50 pm

      canadian’s for all then! LOL

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 5:56 pm

      Jerimy and Gang,

      Glad to be back! I couldn’t log in with my old sign in, so my new one. I haven’t caught up with it all, but talked to Jerimy a few weeks ago. I am Paul Contos , in Alma, MI.

      Alma had their annual Highland Festival, last weekend, and I had the chance to enjoy it this year with the help of my new power-chair, which I have dubbed, Rolls-Rough. Lots of Bagpipe and Drum Bands, Highland Dancing, and Athletic Games. Very Good but Very Hot–90’s, that weekend. I handled the heat quite well, to my surprise. So in consolation for the Detroit Redwings and Pistons, the Lions and Tigers…

      In keeping with the spirit of the topic; A round of SCOTCH WHISKY, for the Bonnie LADS and the Bonnie LASSES!

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 9:17 pm

      Welcome back Paul, it was nice talking to you again today. Take care of yourself and call anytime.

      Jerimy

    • Anonymous
      June 6, 2006 at 9:57 pm

      Hi there,

      This is my first time at this swinging place. I heard all the drinks are “no calories included”, and the first one is free. Make that a Canadian and Selser in a big, big glass. I just got done painting and I need something to get rid of the smell and kill the pain.

    • Anonymous
      June 7, 2006 at 4:27 pm

      [COLOR=red]ok I’m back … I went down the hall looked both ways, got a little dizzy, then found a bathroom. I hope I went to the right one, well I put the seat back down at least. :)[/COLOR]

      [COLOR=#ff0000]More beer pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssssse! I’m powerful thirsty and still sober![/COLOR]

      ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      June 7, 2006 at 11:06 pm

      jerimy, are you sleepin’ or just reading the inside scoop on your eyelids? dave needs a refill, better make that a few refills—he’s not smashed yet!;) and while you’re at it i need a few more to catch up with him!!!

      glad ya made it in shan…. alittle soggy huh?! i think you need one of stephen’s specialty drinks!

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 1:08 pm

      Shan, it’s time to party.Any other Lady Bikers want to take this gang for a ride?

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 2:55 pm

      Angel2ndClass wants a specialty drink for Shan and the whole bar……Then I am making a Border Buttermilk (and no there is no buttermilk init)

      1 12oz can of pink lemonade in the the Blender

      Fill empty 12oz can with Dark Rum….and pour into blender (and while no one is looking an quick poor from the bottle straight into the blender for luck.

      Add ice, blend and serve……goes down toooooo easy

      Who’s ready for a round?

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 3:17 pm

      I’ll try it, maybe I’ll try alot of it. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 4:54 pm

      Oh Brandy me darlin…..that’s my kind of Gal! Well just start off with a double and see how the night progresses……….

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 5:45 pm

      A round on me to celebrate Cheryl making Senior Member on this new forum:)

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm

      Wow, I just noticed I am right behind you.

      Another round on me making Senior Member ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 5:53 pm

      Wow, I just noticed I am right behind you.

      Another round on me to celebrate me making Senior Member.

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 9:30 pm

      Hi Brandy and Cher! I’m in! (Hmm, where’s the “cheers” smilie?)

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 10:26 pm

      You guys are all lushes, how is a guy supposed to pass out in peace with you around ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 8, 2006 at 11:05 pm

      jerimy, keep up son!!!!

      CONGRATS norb!!! i think this is the only time i want to be happy being called a “senior” member, though!!:D

      hi shan, have a seat, and another double of that buttermilk special of stephens’. another round here please.

      stephen—soooo smmmoooootttthhhh!!!!!! i’ll have to try that here fri night—my little girl is turning 13—i need a really smmmoootttthhh drink to sip on!!!!!!

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2006 at 4:06 pm

      Cheers to my friends both new and old….this site has truly been a blessing for me

      So raise your glasses and cheers to each, for a friendly weekend!

      and Thanks Ali and Racer13 for your sentiments.

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2006 at 9:31 pm

      Cheryl, sorry, I forgot you are still so young. Being a senior member in real life for quite some time it has a familiar ring to me ๐Ÿ˜€

      I take some of that buttermilk drink. Weird name, though. Add some pineapple juice, grenadine syrup, and you have something pretty close to my favorite Mai Tai (see below)

      No granddaughter to take care of til Mon. Time to take advantage and get wasted. I take another one of those weird drinks. Hic

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2006 at 9:45 pm

      here’s to ya senior member norb!!! man you guys with your recipes for drinks—now we need some recipes for food to go along with those great sounding thirst Quentchers. i know captain dave has his fav cheeseburger recipe….

      barkeep how about another round on me!! heck make it 2–its friday!!!

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2006 at 11:29 pm

      You are making me hungry Cheryl. Anything good to munch on around here?

    • Anonymous
      June 9, 2006 at 11:51 pm

      norb how much have you had to drink today? i saw your ferrari parked outside–good luck trying to get out of that space.;)

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 12:16 am

      [quote=angel2ndclass22699]norb how much have you had to drink today? i saw your ferrari parked outside–good luck trying to get out of that space.;)[/quote] don’t u worry ur purdy self hun. I got her out fer em.
      no problem. (Link deleted by Administrator)

      btw I’d like to give u a ride home. *belch*

      wat u mean? I thought u said Lamborgani, that wasn’ t ur car I got fer ya?

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 11:12 am

      Soapy,

      What part of Nashville are you from? My family’s in Smyrna now, but I grew up in Antioch.

      JD for soapy, please, barkeep. Nice Lamborgini by the way.

      Shannon

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 11:28 am

      Cheryl, you did it again. How many of those Border Buttermilk drinks did you have? That wasn’t my car. Remember mine is burgandy. And Soapy you better hide because you towed the wrong car to the wrecker place. The guy in the picture below is after you. He’s had a few too many and is steaming mad.

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 11:35 am

      Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget. And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He is looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. Also my burgandy Ferrari

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 11:58 am

      [QUOTE=Morrada]Oh Brandy me darlin…..that’s my kind of Gal! Well just start off with a double and see how the night progresses……….[/QUOTE]

      Doubles are good. You know our resident Doc David calls me “Double Brandy”

      So doubles all around. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 11:59 am

      [QUOTE=norb]A round on me to celebrate Cheryl making Senior Member on this new forum:)[/QUOTE]

      Cheers for Cheryl and Norb, a few drinks to go with those cheers. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 12:37 pm

      Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget. And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He is looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. I think I sawe him on a most wanted list somewhere. I also want to show you my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 12:42 pm

      Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget. And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He is looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. Isaw him on a most wanted list. This is my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 12:45 pm

      Hi Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget.

      And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He came in from the street looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. I saw him on a most wanted list. This is my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 1:05 pm

      [QUOTE=Shannon]Soapy,

      What part of Nashville are you from? My family’s in Smyrna now, but I grew up in Antioch.

      JD for soapy, please, barkeep. Nice Lamborgini by the way.

      Shannon[/QUOTE]

      Hey Shannon,
      Small world eh? I grew up in East Tennessee, Roane County, ie Harriman, Rockwood. I moved to Nashville in 1987 to seek my fortune with Purina Mills, and Whirlpool Corp. I’m still looking for it. My wife hated the traffic, so we moved to Manchester for a couple of years. I worked for Batesville Casket Company there. (good overtime, people dying to get one of those) Got hooked up with Nissan and moved to Smyrna in 91. I live in the subdivision right behind walmart. One way in and out of here, I drive a powerchair with a flagpole on it around these parts. I fly an American Flag, or the Jolly Roger (Skull and Crossbones), depending on the mood I’m in. Got pulled over by the Smyrna PD for cruising at night with only a flashlight. I have lights all over it now, I used to be an industrial electrician. Now when people see me they just shurg and say , “there goes the village idiot”. Man that JD loosens a fellers tongue don’t it. *burp* I gotta go pee.
      *buys a round* So friend war u at now and whats up with u these days?

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm

      [QUOTE=norb]
      And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He came in from the street looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. I saw him on a most wanted list. This is my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. :D[/QUOTE]

      Norb,
      my power chair will outrun a fa r e . That ugly feller, not u, the other one, he looks like a wuss, couple more shots of Tequila, and I’ll wup his butt. AND THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YA PUNKS IN HERE TOO. *Soapys head bangs the counter as he passes out*

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 1:25 pm

      Kevin, too funny. I lived across Enon Springs Road on the other side of Wal-Mart (well, at that time it was just a vacant lot) during my junior and senior years in HS in a yellow house on Chevy Chase Rd. in 1987-1989. After that I went to M’boro for college, then came to Chicago. My grandmother lives in Weekly Hills Estate between the base and the lake, and my parents moved off Old N’ville Hwy., still in Smyrna. Wish I’d known you in December when I was home for a visit! We’ll definitely have to get together next time I do come home though! Just curious, were you dx’ed with CIDP in Smyrna, or did you go up to Vandy?

      Shan

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 1:36 pm

      [QUOTE=Shannon]Kevin, too funny. I lived across Enon Springs Road on the other side of Wal-Mart (well, at that time it was just a vacant lot) during my junior and senior years in HS in a yellow house on Chevy Chase Rd. in 1987-1989. After that I went to M’boro for college, then came to Chicago. My grandmother lives in Weekly Hills Estate between the base and the lake, and my parents moved off Old N’ville Hwy., still in Smyrna. Wish I’d known you in December when I was home for a visit! We’ll definitely have to get together next time I do come home though! Just curious, were you dx’ed with CIDP in Smyrna, or did you go up to Vandy?

      Shan[/QUOTE]

      Heck ya, I was dx by a neuro, (sleep disorder was his specialty) at Southern Hills. First called GBS, and after a year I was almost well , then started relapsing, so it was changed to CIDP. Got rid of the sleep dude, he let me wind up in icu twice within 6 mo. I did go to vandy and had 2 different nuros confirm it. How’s your honey doing?
      *buys another round*

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 2:03 pm

      Southern Hills, another hospital I would avoid. Ben’s doing great. It’s only been just over a year, so he still has extreme fatigue and a little leftover paralysis in his left foot and upper mouth. He finally got an AFO the other night, so I’m hoping it will help. He’s been stumbling a lot lately and scraping his foot on the pavement when he walks. I’m afraid he might fall again. Right now he’s taking a nap, so I’m just letting him rest as long as he needs to. He’s gotten all of his physical strength back, and by looking at him you can’t even tell he was ever sick.

      Do you spend a lot of time at that Wal-Mart? If so, I bet you know my sisters. They’re there all the time because that’s about the only thing to do in Smyrna.

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 6:31 pm

      [QUOTE=soapy] my power chair will outrun a fa r e . That ugly feller, not u, the other one, he looks like a wuss, couple more shots of Tequila, and I’ll wup his butt. [/QUOTE]

      Go get ’em

      Noooo, not me, the other one

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 7:01 pm

      Hmmmmmm, you guys should try the deck (out the side door to the left), afternoon sun, not the heat and humidity of summer yet, and a nice glass of red wine …………. or should I say ………….. and nice glass or four of red wine, and a good steak. :p Please come and join me, its lonely without the family.

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 7:18 pm

      [QUOTE=Shannon]Southern Hills, another hospital I would avoid. Ben’s doing great. It’s only been just over a year, so he still has extreme fatigue and a little leftover paralysis in his left foot and upper mouth. He finally got an AFO the other night, so I’m hoping it will help. He’s been stumbling a lot lately and scraping his foot on the pavement when he walks. I’m afraid he might fall again.
      Do you spend a lot of time at that Wal-Mart? If so, I bet you know my sisters. They’re there all the time because that’s about the only thing to do in Smyrna.[/QUOTE]

      I call it Southern Kills now. Keep ben out of the lounge and he won’t stumble so much. your sisters, they just left. they said to tell you hay.

      soapy

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 7:35 pm

      Boy, I haven’t been in here in a cupla days or weeks. Since my pink cloud got smashed, I can’t take satan out of garage and I don’t want my new Tbird to get smashed.

      took a taxi here.

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 7:35 pm

      Norb, Lee, ole buddys you won’t believe this. I put this song I wrote on the net. Now Women coming outta the woods. They know war I live, my real name, its crazy.
      They young and purdy too. Soon as they boyfriends/ husbands go to sleep/go out, etc. They start stalking me.
      I may need to hire u guys fer a body guard for its over.
      I gotta watch what i put in the garbage now. They may be out there now, diggin for a snot rag for all I know. I’ll have to leave the porch light on like the rest of the neighborhood. I just can’t afford to right now, im still looking for a record deal.. Keep this to yourself. I’m working on a new song now. its called *whispers*
      It’s hard gettin over u, while ur under him.
      I gotta go pee, order nother round.

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 7:47 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]Boy, I haven’t been in here in a cupla days or weeks. Since my pink cloud got smashed, I can’t take satan out of garage and I don’t want my new Tbird to get smashed.

      took a taxi here.[/QUOTE]

      Liz u a girl, or u just dress like one? nob, er norb wanted me to ask. yeah he’s faydid. Btw if your new lover tbird comes in here, odds r they get splashed, er smashed. cause this party just keeps on and on. you may have heard of me. my name is *passes out again*

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 8:40 pm

      Jer sweetie,

      Please sprinkle champagne on my fans. They need perking up.

      Ooooooooooooooooooh, that’s wonderful.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 10, 2006 at 9:23 pm

      Consider it done Marge ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 12:22 pm

      HEY class (tavern) clown and I think everyone knows who that is. I’m 100% cool chick, one of the oldies but goodies who’s lost in the fifties:p And that was smashed/crashed, not smashed/drunk. Pink Cloud was my 57′ chevy that someone in this tavern demolished, but he replaced it with a classic Tbird of my choice. Satan is my black corvette that I don’t bring out of garage.

      Should you see a 50ish Tbird outside the tavern my watchdogs will be in it. CODY is a pitbull, but the little guy STANLEY is the one you have to watch out for.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 1:47 pm

      Here Cody! Good boy! Hi Stanley! Here’s yours too! Tastes good huh boy?

      Little dog hair on the passenger seat but it is a good fit. We want to go for a ride in the T Bird!

      Love those Fords! Mine is the Red Mustang over in the shade by the corner of the building. Boss 429 with the 3 German Shepherd Dogs in the back. Glad that seat folds down.

      In order to go for a ride you have to be approved by my dogs! You need three YES votes! Steak will not work with them!

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 2:28 pm

      Kit Found Out That My Dog Cody Is A Pussycat When Offered A Piece Of Chicken. I”m Not Going To Tell What Tidbit Will Turn Stanley Into A Cuddly Teddy Bear.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 3:05 pm

      [quote=codystanley]HEY class (tavern) clown and I think everyone knows who that is. I’m 100% cool chick, one of the oldies but goodies who’s lost in the fifties:p And that was smashed/crashed, not smashed/drunk. Pink Cloud was my 57′ chevy that someone in this tavern demolished, but he replaced it with a classic Tbird of my choice. Satan is my black corvette that I don’t bring out of garage.

      Should you see a 50ish Tbird outside the tavern my watchdogs will be in it. CODY is a pitbull, but the little guy STANLEY is the one you have to watch out for.[/quote]
      *bows before Liz*
      Pardon me mam. I mistook shannon for a guy, because i never met a girl with that name. only guys. I’m new around here and don’t want to make that mistake again. the dog/man with the Liz signoff had me confused in my drunken state. Now that I’m sober I realize it was Shannon trying to get me waxed and take me to some country named chicago. Lucky I passed out. I’m sending u this message thru a friend. I have a hit song out now, and I can’t be in public without bodyguards, as they are off on sundays.
      that story starts here.
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      Yes I used to be a clown, now I need a stage name for my new career as an artist/composer. Have a good week.

      soapy

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 4:59 pm

      I don’t like it when I meet guys with my name. It’s just wrong. Ben is talking to my Smyrna grandma on the phone right now. I’m going to tell her about you and your pc as soon as I get the phone back from him. I’ll tell her to say “hay” if she sees you at Walmart.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:03 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]CHEERS,
      It’s good to see people in here. What should we name this tavern? How about The Bear and the Turtle, so our friends across the pond are welcomed here too.

      Bartender, rounds of drinks for everyone.[/QUOTE]

      *likes a woman with money*

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:07 pm

      *thinks the drugs are making him paraniod again*
      *takes another pill and looks around for maw*

      [QUOTE=Shannon] Ben is talking to my Smyrna grandma on the phone right now. I’m going to tell her about you and your pc as soon as I get the phone back from him. I’ll tell her to say “hay” if she sees you at Walmart.[/QUOTE]

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:16 pm

      [QUOTE=soapy]*thinks the drugs are making him paraniod again*
      *takes another pill and looks around for maw*[/QUOTE]

      Don’t worry, she stayed in today cuz it was too hot. I wish it would warm up here. It’s 60 and dreary out! You’ve got to help me convince Ben to take me home.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:19 pm

      10-4 on the hot, I can’t get out. *God I’m trapped again*

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:21 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]Jer sweetie,

      Please sprinkle champagne on my fans. They need perking up.

      Ooooooooooooooooooh, that’s wonderful.

      Regards,
      Marge[/QUOTE]
      *thinks they look perkey*

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:37 pm

      [QUOTE=Shannon]I don’t like it when I meet guys with my name. It’s just wrong. [/QUOTE]

      Our daughter uses her middle name Ryan. She likes it because she thinks it gave her an advantage applying for jobs.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:40 pm

      Where is everybody. Just you, Soapy, and me. What the heck, I’ll buy you a drink. What would you like?

      Prost

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:40 pm

      *thinks women too smart sometimes*

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 5:48 pm

      I would like a marguerite with an ah on the end of it and lots of salt on the rim.
      thankee

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 6:14 pm

      Jer,

      The salt shaker, please.

      Ole,
      Marguerite-ahhhhhhhhh

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 6:28 pm

      Norb, don’t get me wrong; it’s cute when girls have boys’ names. I love Ryan for a girl. Ben wants to name our future kids Tank and Crusher, so I’m hoping we end up having boys because I don’t want my baby girl answering to Crusher.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 6:59 pm

      ck Bens meds.

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 7:57 pm

      HELLO SOAPY HONEY, SOAPY COULD BE A GIRLS NAME:p

      ELIZABETH MAY

    • Anonymous
      June 11, 2006 at 8:00 pm

      *scratches his head*
      women. wat u drinking hun?
      I’m making money hand over fist.
      *swaggers a bit*

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 12:36 pm

      Where are Marge’s feathered fans? I can’t find them and she’s having hot flashes from all those drinks. Who has the fans, hurry before she goes NY postal.

      P.S.
      Marge,

      Love the Fire Chief’s Wife LOL, LOL

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 1:04 pm

      Barkeep, i’ll take the same as my bud marge is drinking!!!!

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 8:41 pm

      Jerimy, your finest champagne for the women!!! Internal and external, please.

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 9:00 pm

      I could send the Fire Chief over to NY to cool you off with his hose.:D

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 9:27 pm

      Man you sure are demanding patrons, I better get a good tip ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 9:40 pm

      *tips jer .05*
      Here ya go. I’m making big money now. I get .01 for everytime someone listens to my song. Shucks, last time I ckd I had made over .50. Like all rock stars I ain’t afraid to thro it around. BTW Jer I’m putting a band together,
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      and We goan need a place to play. NOne of this one night stuff, I’m talkin house band. Once we git it in here and set up. NO one will have the strength/energy to git er out.
      wat say u to that? We will have to have a little qarontee, and of course we get the door. we could have it all, money for nothing and chicks for free, just like that other fellers song.

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 9:54 pm

      [QUOTE=Jerimy]Man you sure are demanding patrons, I better get a good tip :)[/QUOTE]

      Jer,

      Your tip is just knowing us lovely ladies.;)

    • Anonymous
      June 12, 2006 at 10:21 pm

      o, and jer, its pretty much SOP (standard operating precedures) that the band gits free drinks. At least enough to take the edge off. know wat i mean vern?

    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 5:38 pm

      Sure Soapy, free drinks for the band. What are we going to hear while we are having our Margarita’s or whatever.

    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 5:41 pm

      Sure, Soapy, free drinks for the band. Just make sure you don’t take too many breaks.What r u going to play next? some bluegrass maybe?

    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 5:58 pm

      I’d like to dedicate this next song to Shannon and her sisters, a tune by eric clapton, called, wonderful tonight.
      Lets git out there and shine those belt buckles boyz. a 1 ana 2 ana 3 ana
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    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 6:05 pm

      How about a little TExas 2 Step if you please and…..I need a drink….maybe a little Scotch, single malt, neat with a water back…..Care to join me Marg or maybe sweet Ali…..I think I will sit here and wait for a little company…..

    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 6:13 pm

      Aright *crowd whops and hollors*
      we goan pick it up a little and play one u can 2 step 2 hun.
      Before we take a break *wipes sweat on a pair of white cotton pannies someone tossed on the stage* we goan play an old favorite. Rocky top Tennessee.

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    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 7:14 pm

      Ohhhhhhhh, the band is playing “you’re always on my mind.” Willie, I do love you!

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 13, 2006 at 11:39 pm

      [COLOR=red]wooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhh[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]steady there barstooooooooooooool[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      ๐Ÿ˜€
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]I need another drink, I almost fell up![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 14, 2006 at 2:02 pm

      Watch out there Dave. Barkeep another round for my friend David and I’ll have a few more myself. Who else wants to get a buzz on this early in the day???? ๐Ÿ˜‰

      I’m hungry, any steaks back there in that kitchen? A nice T-Bone done medium rare, and baked potato would be nice. I’ll even cook it to give our chef a break from that hot grill.

    • Anonymous
      June 15, 2006 at 9:21 am

      Willie is goan close for us tonight

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    • Anonymous
      June 15, 2006 at 3:56 pm

      Yoohoo, how come no one is ever here when I come to this Tavern? Is it my deodorant? It’s never failed before I promise.

      I don’t like drinking alone, someone join me please.

    • Anonymous
      June 15, 2006 at 10:27 pm

      Hey barkeep…. we need a chocolate martini over here…. heres to another year older, shan!!!!

    • Anonymous
      June 15, 2006 at 11:10 pm

      HEY BRANDY,
      Come and join me, I’m sitting here alone blending in with the wall, but that’s the story of my life.

      Barkeep, I’ll have the best in the house and kinda hungry too. I’ll have a lambchop and a baked potato swimming in sour cream.

      Soapy, I’d like to hear some Charlie Daniels music.

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 10:06 am

      If you do the two step with a cane, is it called the three step? Just curious.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 1:07 pm

      marge if you dance to charlie daniels while in a wheelchair, is it called rock and roll?
      i think we need a couple more drinks to ponder over our questions with!

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 1:48 pm

      [COLOR=red]ya we need some good ole country music in here…Brandy and Cody may I sit with ya’all?[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 2:02 pm

      Come on over Dave and sit a spell and buy me some more martoonies.

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 4:46 pm

      *wakes up about dark, Looks stupified at a pair of pannies the size of an elephant butt.:confused:
      looks around nervously and heads out for the tavern*
      Greetings my friends,
      *everyone groans*:eek:
      I gotta quit drinking that ivig, it kiks my butt and gives me the wildest nightmares. Talk about a hangover.
      Lets see, i got a request for a song. But first a beer Jer, and I may have to go out back for a minite and clear my head. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
      I got one fer uns, the devil went down to georgia. I got this purdy young girl to dance for us tonight. Ladies and gentleman,:D
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      ———————
      I don’t give a dam about a man that can’t spell a word but one way. Mark Twain

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 5:26 pm

      You’re right, Cheryl. Deep thoughts and possibly some dancing are required.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 6:08 pm

      Paddy had been drinking
      at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night
      celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. Mick, the bartender
      says, ” You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight
      Paddy. Paddy replies, “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.”

      Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat

      on his face. “Shit” he says and pulls himself up by the stool

      and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and

      falls flat on his face, “Shit, Shit!” He looks to the doorway and

      thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some

      fresh air he’ll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies

      up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes

      a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better, and takes a

      step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

      “Bi’Jesus.. I’m really crocked” he says. He can see his house
      just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself

      up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

      He takes a look up the stairs and says “No damn’ way”.

      He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says

      “I can make it to the bed.” He takes a step into the room and

      falls flat on his face. He says “To Hell With it” and crawls into bed.

      The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying

      a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink
      last night?”. Paddy says, “I did Jess. I was really crocked.

      But how’d you know?”

      “Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.”

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 6:13 pm

      HOWDY,
      BARKEEP, I’ll have a shrewsliver and I roll to the beat of a different drummer.

      If we’re all going, is this how we’ll be in Phoenix?

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 6:22 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]Jerimy honey,

      A round for the bar please, [COLOR=”Black”][B][I]especially the cute guy with the guitar. [/I][/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

      I knew it!

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 6:28 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]Jerimy,

      Have I ever mentioned that you are sooooo cute?

      Cheers,
      Marge[/QUOTE]
      now she tryin to make me jelous..:(

    • Anonymous
      June 16, 2006 at 11:34 pm

      Who is your favorite Beatle? George, of course!

      Regards.
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 17, 2006 at 10:02 am

      And now a tribute to billy preston and george harrison

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    • Anonymous
      June 17, 2006 at 10:26 am

      Hmmmmmm, now thats what the soul needs!:) “Thats the way God planned it”.

    • Anonymous
      June 17, 2006 at 10:13 pm

      line um up I ma celebraten the edmonton oilers huge win tonight! woo hoo edmonton rules!

    • Anonymous
      June 18, 2006 at 12:02 pm

      HEY WAITRESS,
      Next time he comes in, this is for Jer. He knows why.

    • Anonymous
      June 18, 2006 at 12:05 pm

      AND THIS IS FOR JER TOO. Maybe he’ll pass them around.

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 12:23 am

      I’ll buy a round, just noticed Ima senior member now.. Finally some respect…

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 8:26 am

      congrats senior soapy!!:) next round is on me!:)

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 8:39 am

      [QUOTE=angel2ndclass22699]congrats senior soapy!!:) next round is on me!:)[/QUOTE]
      *likes a woaman with money*

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 1:00 pm

      [COLOR=red]:bows to soapy for being promoted to Senior:[/COLOR]

      [COLOR=#ff0000]you know it’s a good thing my power wheelchair is parked outside this place. I believe I may be too drunk to walk home! [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]:eek: [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]more beer pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease![/COLOR]

      [COLOR=#ff0000]pic of my chair[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 10:15 pm

      captain, will you take me for a ride on your wheels?! i love offroading!!!:)

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 10:18 pm

      [COLOR=red]sure le’me finish my beer and tinkle or is it tinkle then finish my beer? :confused: [/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 19, 2006 at 10:56 pm

      Send This Over To Jer. He Knows Why ๐Ÿ˜‰ That Should Smooth Things Over.

    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 9:55 am

      I havn’t been here for a long time. Too busy enjoying my alone time which will end today. What’s on tap. I am really thirsty.

      Who is [b]Jer[/b]:confused:

    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 11:34 am

      norb, have you had any sleep in the last 24 hours???? with cleaning up the house and being the busy little bee that you are i would have to say ..maybe 2 hours!! jer is jerimy silly! per is perry, shan is shannon, geo is george, cher is me….anyone i missed…probably.

      barkeep keep them coming this way—-norb needs a pick ‘im up!! take care norb, give hugs to sydney and your sweet wife!:)

    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 3:25 pm

      Good Going Cher:d I Thought Everyone Knew That Jer Is Jerimy. Norb’s Been Gone Too Long.

      Here Norb, This Is For You.

    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 4:25 pm

      [COLOR=red]woah a CHEESEBURGER! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ That w/c ride will have to wait I need a cheeseburger first.[/COLOR]

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    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 6:41 pm

      Wait! did ya hear about that train wreck in sweetwater, Tennessee. Yup. How u wreck a train? Doh. See the video here for a day or so..
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      reminds me of a song. Casey Jones. ole tune by the grateful dead

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    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 6:54 pm

      [QUOTE=angel2ndclass22699]norb, have you had any sleep in the last 24 hours???? with cleaning up the house and being the busy little bee that you are i would have to say ..maybe 2 hours!! jer is jerimy silly! per is perry, shan is shannon, geo is george, cher is me….anyone i missed…probably.
      [/QUOTE]

      Dah ๐Ÿ˜ฎ you missed me: Norbert is norb, silly me

      Carol called this morning. She was on her way here with Sydney. Wow. I had only one hour to clean up my mess, stash the booze, take a shower. Barely made it, tripped a couple of times but didn’t fall.

      Thanks for the drinks you all. Prost, cheers, a votre santee (did I get this right?), chai-yoo (that’s Thai)

    • Anonymous
      June 20, 2006 at 11:23 pm

      Hey Dave, Here’s A Big Juicy One For You.

    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 4:09 pm

      wat a day. bring me a margerrita ;
      I went to see gp today. He was all fired up about the mention of Rituxan. I got his email address and sent him some stuff from the forum. Anywho, back to work.. I remember playing country, and one of my favorites back in those dayz was waylon Jennings… I dont thank hank done it… 1 ana 2 ana
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    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 4:26 pm

      I really like this one. Clyde. It was written by a feller name of J.J. Cale. I think he also wrote the song Cocaine that eric clapton made famous. I had an album titled J.J. Cale years ago, I’m thinking 1976, when i was in germany another waylon performance

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    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 4:35 pm

      He sure changed his style over the years didn’t he?

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      woot look who ,, the highwaymen,

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    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 4:49 pm

      Wooaaah, what a difference between the two video’s!

    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 6:02 pm

      lets just get waxed why don’t we.

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    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 6:08 pm

      today was the first time i ever heard this song. I wonder war i was at?
      *takes another pull*

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      time fer me to go
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    • Anonymous
      June 22, 2006 at 6:53 pm

      One last one for shannon, and the rest u purdy girls.

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    • Anonymous
      June 23, 2006 at 9:45 pm

      [COLOR=red]well I checked my watch and it’s time for another beer :rolleyes: [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Barkeep more beer [/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 24, 2006 at 11:04 am

      I’m going to hang out in the chat room drinkin today. That way I’ll be ready for some jammin tonight. *burp*

      ____________________
      Must we walk, can’t we ride? I’ve got my horse parked right outside

    • Anonymous
      June 24, 2006 at 8:12 pm

      [COLOR=red]Barkeep! A drink for Marge and a milk for my son, its their birthdays!:D [/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 25, 2006 at 7:41 pm

      [COLOR=red]um hello? it got mighty quiet in here. did somebody say last call or something?[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 25, 2006 at 10:44 pm

      I THINK WE”RE ALL GETTING READY FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY THAT WILL BE IN THE PARKING LOT.

    • Anonymous
      June 26, 2006 at 5:40 pm

      [QUOTE]I THINK WE”RE ALL GETTING READY FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY THAT WILL BE IN THE PARKING LOT.[/QUOTE]

      [COLOR=red]What party? You[/COLOR][COLOR=red] go tinkle for two minutes and [B][SIZE=4]BAM[/SIZE][/B] plans change![/COLOR]

      ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    • Anonymous
      June 26, 2006 at 9:23 pm

      Sorry, I’ve been passed out under the bar again. I think I’m okay now.

      Shan

    • Anonymous
      June 29, 2006 at 11:28 am

      Happy birthday, Christopher. Jer, make it a chocolate milk for the birthday boy and a beer for his dad.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      June 29, 2006 at 12:06 pm

      Geez, all my posts have disappeared from the last week.

      Wish Chris a Happy Birthday from me Dave.

      I’ll be late for the tailgate party, I’m going to the July 4th Parade and will be hanging with the Firemen. What sexy devils they are. ๐Ÿ™‚

      Can I hear a big round of applause for Engine Co 1 and Hook and Ladder #1 out of Bogota. They’re my favorite guys and gals.

    • Anonymous
      June 30, 2006 at 12:21 pm

      [COLOR=red]We bought some fireworks for the tailgate party! A whole bunch of stuff that would get me arrested in NJ![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      June 30, 2006 at 4:08 pm

      I don’t know bout u all but I usually start a little early, and stay a little late. Pick me up, day after the 4th..

      I’ll be here with my friends.

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    • Anonymous
      June 30, 2006 at 4:09 pm

      *looks around for a loose fireman hat*

      All you need is love hun. *winks at all the girls*

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    • Anonymous
      June 30, 2006 at 5:14 pm

      For all you people havin a crappy day. Keep the Faith
      Everbody Hurts. 1 ana 2 ana

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      Here is my motivational song for the weekend and 4th..
      I won’t back down. 1 ana 2 ana
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      and i’m goan play this one, cause I like it. *smiles*

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    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 12:59 am

      [COLOR=red]Soapy[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]I could loan ya my helmet[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 10:33 am

      dave,
      are those helments really a chick magnet like they say?

      jer, a round for my generous friend here..

      Let me stand next to your fire!
      jimmi hendrix

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm

      [COLOR=red]Soapy,[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]they probaldly are, honestly I never tired to use just my helmet to pick up girls. they liked my Captain’s badge more ๐Ÿ˜€ [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 12:29 pm

      ALMOST TIME FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY. I”VE GOT A LEMON MERINGUE PIE IN FRIDGE.

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 2:24 pm

      Firemen are the sexiest. I have been in a Firefighter family for 26 years now and I wouldn’t trade them for anyone else. Pure sex appeal. Women seem to like men in uniforms, what’s that all about?

      Where’s that Firefighter calender, crap I can’t find it. Marge send me a new one of New York’s greatest looking guys. ]

      Dave, I’m going to a wetdown tomorrow. Wooooohoooo for me I get to check out the Firemen.

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 2:43 pm

      Cops in kilts are my favorites, especially after the parade!

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 2:46 pm

      Cops in kilts, yes baby.By the way they don’t wear anything under their kilts. I know, because I Checked it out. Oh Baby.

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 4:36 pm

      *humm, buy em a drink and hit on em*
      a round for all the ladies jer.
      How u girls doing? me? good, ah you know, puttin out fires, when i ain’t arresting people…

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 10:05 pm

      Oh you sexy devil Soapy. I do love the uniform baby.

      Do you have a kilt? Wear it and I promise some woman will ask what you are wearing under it. We’re curious and just have to know.;)

      On July 4th I get to see that same cop that I lifted his kilt and gave me the surprise of my life. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 10:12 pm

      [QUOTE=Brandy]
      [B]Do you have a kilt? [/B]
      [/QUOTE]

      I got a skirt, high heels, and a blonde wig.

    • Anonymous
      July 1, 2006 at 10:20 pm

      Ok, now you made me spit soda on my puter from laughing so much.

      I bet you look adorable in those heels and blonde wig.:D

      Marge and I can help you acessorize your jewelry.

    • Anonymous
      July 2, 2006 at 1:42 pm

      Dave,
      I can tell she likes me, by the way she’s lookin at you.

      *burp*
      scuse me.

    • Anonymous
      July 2, 2006 at 5:21 pm

      wanna dance, anyone? I put a tom petty tune on the new lazer,tazer,video, smitedo, player.

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    • Anonymous
      July 2, 2006 at 5:29 pm

      [QUOTE=Brandy]Ok, now you made me spit soda on my puter from laughing so much.

      I bet you look adorable in those heels and blonde wig.:D

      Marge and I can [B]help you acessorize your jewelry[/B].[/QUOTE]

      Well I got both my ears pierced. Had to get em both done, cause I didn’t know having a earring in which ear made ya gay.

    • Anonymous
      July 2, 2006 at 5:34 pm

      I got a question fer ya.
      Do ya think kid rock still wants to be a cowboy?

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      how about a little merle haggard. motorcycle cowboy. 1 ana 2 ana
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      ah when he was young. okie from muskogie. 1 ana 2 ana
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    • Anonymous
      July 2, 2006 at 9:21 pm

      [COLOR=red]go for her soapy … i gotta pee again :rolleyes: [/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 9:10 am

      barkeep…one for capt. dave in the little boys’ room, please!!:) wouldn’t want him to miss a beat now would we!:p

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 2:09 pm

      wow captin dave, u must have a really big badge!

      Me? O, I’m just sitting here on this bar stool gettin
      stoned, workin on a song. Gotta be Sunday somewhere in
      the world. Just one song away from puttin down the broom ya know.

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    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 2:56 pm

      I know I have put myself in charge of snacks for the bar, but this visit to the men’s room would give more meaning to “Peanuts”.

      OK new rule! No drinks or snacks in the Restrooms! I will only be leaving them at the bar.

      Tons of stuff under the bar! The grill is hot and so is the weather! Cheese Burgers and Fries for everyone! Happy Fourth of July! Pass the Potatoe Chips! On the menu for Tuesday is a Huge FISH SANDWICH for those that are going swimming a free raft is encluded! Sun screen too! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 3:34 pm

      bout time sum body took charge.

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 3:39 pm

      Going to ladies room.

      Does anyone know the words to Margaritaville? Is that a song or another name for ladies room?

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 3:48 pm

      if you like pina coladas….

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    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 3:59 pm

      Thank you, Soapy! Jer, drinks for everyone! Is there a reason for having urinals in ladies’ loo or did I take a wrong turn at the bull again?

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 9:55 pm

      How do you tell if the bar stool spins or the room is spinning? So If a fellow asks you to go for a spin is he going to dance you around the room? Make sure you don’t fall off your bar stool or take you for a ride?

      Maybe I should just go back to counting the pretzels!

    • Anonymous
      July 3, 2006 at 11:56 pm

      [COLOR=red]Thanks Cheryl[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Soapy I’d show you my badge but er uh I ain’t got no pockets in these here shorts. My badge is outside in my wheelchair along with my license to drive a wheelchair.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]MMMMMMMMMMM Cheeseburgers![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Whose got some fireworks?[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 4, 2006 at 12:04 am
      A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
    • Anonymous
      July 4, 2006 at 1:06 pm

      *nods at dave*
      Heres one for the girls
      Coin operated boy. 1 ana 2 ana

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    • Anonymous
      July 4, 2006 at 11:19 pm

      dave i found a snack for you and your fireworks too!

      another round over here please…..:)

    • Anonymous
      July 6, 2006 at 1:11 pm

      Still Suffering from that 4th party? Feeling a little rough are we? It’s beeeutiful here in tennessee today. Follow my friends, tell me your dreams, on a magic carpet ride. 1ana 2ana

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    • Anonymous
      July 7, 2006 at 6:24 pm

      barkeep, rounds for everyone, on me!!!! i’m celebrating my successes this past week!!! i went on 2 roller coasters and enjoyed a full day at Cedar Point amusement park without toooo many problems!!! i haven’t gone on roller coasters in about 10 years due to a fear and not thinking i could handle the speed and feeling of going downhill sooo fast—but i did go on 2 and thanks to not feeling my trunk section properly-had a blast with my family!! i want to go back and ride more later this summer!!! anyone up for a daytrip?!!

      i guess neurontin really works on “The Nerves”!!!!!! i was even contemplating going on the fast/tallest ride in the park-the top thrill dragster! that is unheard of if you know me! tooo bad the line was over 2 hours long to ride it this time!:rolleyes:

      Heres to pushing our limits and over coming our fears!!!

    • Anonymous
      July 7, 2006 at 6:31 pm

      heck yeah, cheers!

    • Anonymous
      July 7, 2006 at 11:08 pm

      norb…norb, where are you, man?! did your better half hide your ferrari from you or what? here you can borrow one of my cars until you get your’s back….

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 12:27 pm

      Norb’s back. I saw him stagger into a post on ivig. I guess he been getting a dose. If he don’t handle that no bettern his drinkin, *sigh*
      Hope u get to feeling better there Norb. we been missin ya. well not me really , the ladies… mostly

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 3:28 pm

      I recuperated almost fully from my latest round of IVIG only to discover the attached picture. Carol found it on the internet this morning, relabeled it “Norbert” and saved it on our desktop under “Scrapbook Clips”.

      What, bartender, you want me to comment? You must be kidding, I am pleading the fifth! Just pour me the strongest drink you have.

      Cheryl, wow, roller coaster? You got lots of guts. My stomach turns over just by looking at one.

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 4:06 pm

      too funny.

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 6:44 pm

      Just what you deserve, Norb…a woman with a sense of humor. Yay Carol!

      Jerimy, a white wine spitzer, lots of ice, please.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 7:13 pm

      alrighty then. one by the allman brothers band, everyone join in..

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    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 7:48 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]Just what you deserve, Norb…a woman with a sense of humor. Yay Carol![/QUOTE]

      Come on Marge, you need to give me some credit, too, for being able to laugh at myself. ๐Ÿ˜€

      A couple of days ago my daughter broke my walking stick showing Sydney how to use it. She leaned on the handle with her body weight. Oh well, what does she know. She is just a medical resident :rolleyes: I just glued it back together again with Gorilla glue just in case …. I mean to use it instead of my rollator. What did you think?

      I’ll have some rum with OJ

      This is Sydney watching her mom

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 8:00 pm

      glad you have recovered somewhat norb! love the inserts, good one carol! sydney, you are getting sweeter by the minute!
      norb, i use to feel that way when i looked at roller coasters myself. when i was young i went on one at the same park and went out of the seat, the only way i made it off the coaster alive was by my dad’s hand grabbing onto the seat of my pants! since then i refused to ride coasters until now!! i really think it was the neurontin helping with the nerves and the numbness of my torso helping with the movements.:rolleyes:

      i need a double daiq barkeep, gonna go swimming with my son in a few mins.:)

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 8:26 pm

      I’m sorry, Norb. I thought you knew how much I loved your sense of humor and for marrying a woman like Carol.

      Sydney is adorable.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 10:43 pm

      [QUOTE=marguerite]I’m sorry, Norb. I thought you knew how much I loved your sense of humor and for marrying a woman like Carol.[/QUOTE]

      No need to apologize. Summtimes I mistundershtand sings cause I no speak werry go0d Inglisch.

      [QUOTE=marguerite]Sydney is adorable[/QUOTE]

      She is getting cuter every day. I wished I could visit you all and show her off.

      OK, nuff. Can I buy you a drink?

    • Anonymous
      July 8, 2006 at 11:12 pm

      [Quote]I’m sorry, Norb. I thought you knew how much I loved your sense of humor and for marrying a woman like Carol. [/QUOTE]

      Oh my, no need to apologize, Marge. Summtimes I mistundershtand sings cause I no speak werry go0d Inglisch.

      [QUOTE]Sydney is adorable [/QUOTE]

      She is getting cuter every day. I wished I could visit you all and show her off.

      OK, nuff. Can I buy you a drink?

    • Anonymous
      July 9, 2006 at 10:30 am

      *misses all the chicks now that norb is back, sigh*

      Its sunday morning here. might as well start the day with a bloody mary. whew

      Kris Kristofferson. Sunday Morning comin down.
      1 ana 2 ana
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    • Anonymous
      July 9, 2006 at 10:37 am

      *thinks he will rent a cute kid, they seem to be a magnet of some sort*

      I hope u get some strength off of that thar infusion Norb.

      p.s. I been waiting to hear your suggestions. (Link deleted by Administrator)

      —————-
      He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
      Sir Winston Churchill

    • Anonymous
      July 9, 2006 at 12:21 pm

      [QUOTE=soapy]*thinks he will rent a cute kid, they seem to be a magnet of some sort*[/QUOTE]Isn’t it great? I could loan you a few pix of my other grandkids ๐Ÿ™‚ Can’t have any of Sydney, though. She is the cutest. Came up during my IVIG and smiles and says “hi” to all the other patients. Gave her a ride on my rollator down the elevator and to the car. She loved it.
      [QUOTE]I hope u get some strength off of that thar infusion Norb.[/QUOTE]
      Hope so, too. Might take a while. Think myelin regrows at the rate of 1 mm a day.
      [QUOTE]p.s. I been waiting to hear your suggestions. [url]http://www.gbs-cidp.org/forums/showthread.php?t=470[/url][/QUOTE]
      Gosh, you guys totally lost me there. It’s like a foreign language to me :confused:

      [COLOR=”Red”]OK now, lets toast to cute kids, all the sheaths around whatever, and to confused Norb
      Prost, cheers, skol and all the other languages[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 9, 2006 at 12:26 pm

      Does Anyone Want To Join Me!

    • Anonymous
      July 9, 2006 at 4:20 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]Does Anyone Want To Join Me![/QUOTE]
      Sure, I’ll have a couple as a starter. I don’t get that part with the floor, though. Must be that language/culture barrier that bites me sometimes.

    • Anonymous
      July 9, 2006 at 5:54 pm

      Jer,

      Another white wine spitzer for me and whatever Soapy is drinking. I’m going to comfort him.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 1:30 am

      norbert, norbert, norbert, what will we do with you….lesson 1. floor—something you hit after drinking 4 tequillas!! or more and sometimes less, depending on who you are and how much you are use to drinking!

      soapy–you can borrow a pic of my son, he is a chick of all ages magnet!!!!

      jer a round for everyone and 2 for you!:)

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 8:16 am

      Hey Soapy,
      Chicks Love Puppy’s Too, Here’s One You Can Have.

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 10:37 am

      Cheryl, I m just a literal person. After three tequilas (as in your pix) I only get started. It takes a lot more before I hit the floor. ๐Ÿ˜€ So I thought there must be another meaning.

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 3:12 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]Hey Soapy,
      Chicks Love Puppy’s Too, Here’s One You Can Have.[/QUOTE]
      *grins at norb*

      that puppy looks like it might fit into my pocket. I could sneek it in here. and, and…

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 5:17 pm

      liz, don’t be silly, girls like the “Big Dogs”! here’s one for ya soapy…

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 5:20 pm

      or the eyes will do the same trick!!

    • Anonymous
      July 10, 2006 at 10:08 pm

      Oh man, I keep passing out under the table. I totally missed the party in the lot. How was it? Would someone please get me a large glass of water? Where’s Jer?

      Thanks!

      Shan

    • Anonymous
      July 11, 2006 at 12:09 pm

      [QUOTE=angel2ndclass22699]or the eyes will do the same trick!![/QUOTE] Nice pix, Cheryl, but I think I’ll stick with Sydney.
      Guess what, we are seriously considering going back to Thailand for two months in January. Carol will teach Burmese refugees again but I’ll take it easy this time and enjoy looking at the pretty Thai girls ๐Ÿ˜€ More fun than teaching which I actually don’t enjoy all that much. Carol loves it, though.

      Still, the thought of going back is pretty scary .. and exciting at the same time. I need a stiff drink, or two .. wait, make it three .. but not the floor yet ๐Ÿ˜‰

      P.S. Where is Brandy?

    • Anonymous
      July 11, 2006 at 4:03 pm

      Brandy is running after a fire truck. She is giggling…either she is catching up or the reallly sexy guy is slowing down.

      Regards,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 12, 2006 at 7:38 pm

      Whew made it! I like to never have outrun who ever that was.
      I’ve 2 or 3 beers, a handful of downs, I’m goan git ripped, so **** all u clowns…

      *passes out*

    • Anonymous
      July 13, 2006 at 12:37 am

      norb, i am glad i don’t have to make that decision myself. that would be quite the mindbender. you better write down the pros and cons and then look at what you have come up with. here have a drink on me! hey…wanna go for a joy ride in my car?:)

    • Anonymous
      July 13, 2006 at 12:33 pm

      Yeah, Cheryl, let’s go. Actually, don’t you also have a convertible? Have not been in one for years. ๐Ÿ˜€ – of course, I still have not taken up Brandy for a ride on her Harley ๐Ÿ˜Ž

      We pretty much went through the pros and cons already. Just received yesterday e-mail from the director in Thailand. Probably have to go during the hot season ๐Ÿ˜ฎ in March/April. This time there will be an official graduation ceremony at Chiangmai University and I will have to participate as registrar. Have to dig up cap and gown I have not used in 30 years. I was registrar at Shaw University in Raleigh, N.C. in 73/74 for a very short time before I switched to computers and looked for another job.

      The bad news: I have to cut down on my drinks. Have to lose some weight before we go. That will make the hot season more tolerable: 100 degrees and 98 percent humidity is a killer.

      OK, I won’t start ’til August so lets have a few drinks while I can.:D

    • Anonymous
      July 14, 2006 at 12:43 am

      ok norb, are you ready to go for your ride? got the ragtop this time!

      just keep that rain away from me!!! we are having some pretty good flooding around this area. tonight we drove over a usually calm relaxing creek, and saw a raging river. would be good for tubing, if there weren’t sooo many trees uprooted from all the flooding. the ladies lpga is in town just a mile away from me, they are having alittle trouble there too, the same creek runs through the golf course.

      hey norb, hurry up with that drink…..lets go for our spin!!! anyone else want to come along?:)

    • Anonymous
      July 14, 2006 at 8:34 am

      I’ll come along. WAIT FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME. Can I bring Cody and Stanley???

    • Anonymous
      July 14, 2006 at 12:02 pm

      whats a ragtop without the dogs hanging their heads out?! come on liz and kids!:)

    • Anonymous
      July 14, 2006 at 1:07 pm

      Me And The “kids” Will Take The Back Seat. Cody’s Real Good In A Car, She Just Sits And Enjoys, Stanley’s The Little Pest, Back Seat/front Seat. Will Have To See If I Can Post A Photo Of Them.

    • Anonymous
      July 14, 2006 at 4:52 pm

      Wow, is that you, Liz? Let Stanley take the front and I’ll squeeze in on the backseat. ๐Ÿ˜€

      I am ready.

    • Anonymous
      July 15, 2006 at 8:10 pm

      WARNING:
      The consumption of alcohol may leave
      you wondering what happened to your bra and panties.

    • Anonymous
      July 15, 2006 at 10:16 pm

      hop in soapy! i think you need to get some fresh air my friend!!:)

    • Anonymous
      July 15, 2006 at 11:48 pm

      [QUOTE]I’m Not Tailgaiting, I’m Drafting[/QUOTE]

      Hey Cheryl, I am not getting in until you explain to an ignorant immigrant (no worry, I am legal with US passport ๐Ÿ˜€ ) what “drafting” means in your signature. BTW, you mispelled tailgating :p

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 1:43 am

      the drinks are on me I have 3 wheels that are attached to a scooter.damn liquer I can’t talk right! (lol)

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 9:25 am

      The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
      belt and leaky tire.

      Lets roll

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 10:30 am

      [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhh, Norb! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc]Unless Cheryl’s ‘tail[B]gait[/B]ing’ means a ‘[B]gait [/B]belt’, like they use on you in PT to act as a bit of extra ‘insurance’ for the PT’s to have a good hold on you, in case you begin to fall while doing activities with them.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc]But, yeah…I wondered about the ‘drafting’ part, too![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc](I’m not an immigrant or an illegal alien. However, I may be just alien. Or, an alien. Oh, who knows! All I can remember are lights shining through my BR window, when I was younger & a short, squatey, grey thing…….. And I’m not drinking. Unless you count my cranberry juice.)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 11:54 am

      thanks norb, i kept looking at that word knowing it didn’t look right, i just couldn’t figure it out! Drafting is what one race car driver does behind another car in front of him-it helps him save fuel and cuts down on the air in front of him so he can go fast without dealing with the force of the air on the front of his car. i see it on bumper stickers on fast cars in my area.

      thats a good one also debi, i guess it could go both ways with that spelling.:) don’t you mean little green men?

      ya gotta live on the edge, norb! lets go, the sun is out, and i feel the need for speed!!!!!:cool:

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 12:33 pm

      OK, OK, I’m coming, start the engine already, just need a couple more drinks before I get in the car with a [B]wild driver [/B]like you who knows about race car tricks.

      It really is supposed to save gas if you drive behind a truck on the highway. Didn’t know what it was called.

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 1:13 pm

      I’m in the car with my kids. We’ll have to make rest stops. Cody can hold till her eyes roll up in her head, but Stanley will wet someone in the car.

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 3:37 pm

      [QUOTE=Debi][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhh, Norb! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
      [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc](I’m not an immigrant or an illegal alien. However, I may be just alien. Or, an alien. Oh, who knows! All I can remember are lights shining through my BR window, when I was younger & a short, squatey, grey thing…….. And I’m not drinking. Unless you count my cranberry juice.)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]
      Sounds like you have an identity problem like KYLE XY on that new TV show.

      We better clear that up before I take a chance riding in the car with you. You might end up abducting all of us. [B][COLOR=”Red”]Cheryl and Liz, pleeeease, hold that car for a few minutes[/COLOR][/B]

      Debi, here is what you need to do:

      OK, lift up your blouse … no, no, not that high. Look at your belly. If you don’t have a belly button – or maybe if it looks a bit weird – you must be an alien like KYLE, probably his sister named [B][COLOR=”Magenta”]Debi YZ[/COLOR][/B]. You probably sit on the roof of your house sometimes like him, looking at the stars wondering where you came from. And the squatty grey things behind you were real. They were your alien friends trying to catch up with you.

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 4:55 pm

      Alllllllllllrightythen…that explains the voices I heard saying, “If you plant it, they will come…” . ‘They’ even left the plans,via crop circles, for the E85 ethanol to use in my vehicle. Have to tweak it though; all I’m getting is popcorn.

      Until later, na-new na-new.

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 7:57 pm

      Debi,

      I’m confused about Soapy’s last post. Does he mean purple undies from KMart?

      As one of our official inspectors, would you interview him.

      Cheers,
      Marge

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 10:54 pm

      HEY Debi,
      It’s good to see you at the TAVERN. I’m sure Cheryl will keep the car waiting. I put a diaper on Stanley. We’d better watch out for aliens:eek:

    • Anonymous
      July 16, 2006 at 11:11 pm

      WARNING:
      The consumption of alcohol is a major
      factor in dancing like a retard.

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 9:25 am

      [QUOTE=Debi]Alllllllllllrightythen…that explains the voices I heard saying, “If you plant it, they will come…” . ‘They’ even left the plans,via crop circles, for the E85 ethanol to use in my vehicle. Have to tweak it though; all I’m getting is popcorn.

      Until later, na-new na-new.[/QUOTE]

      Wow! I hear em too.

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 9:41 am

      Well, grab a drink, gather round and I will tell u a tall tail.
      I bought a Lightweight bass guitar this year so I could hold it I am so weak at times. They are made in a small shop in california run by a guy name of Rick Turner

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      anywho, it has a lions head on the headstock, wish i had a picture of it.. I found one for sale on ebay and the guy knows the maker and had this story to say about the lion logo. I thought it was interesting, having experimented with drugs back in the dayz. This link may not last long so I posted the story below.
      (Link deleted by Administrator)

      Edited to say, if u go to the above link, there are some pictures of the bass and the lions head can be seen on one.

      Great trivia fact – the “Lion Head” logo on the headstock was drawn as a gift for Rick Turner by SF acid-scene legend Augustus Owsley Stanley III, who you would know intimately if you read The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. Bio below, courtesy of Erowid…

      Owsley Stanley was the first underground chemist to mass-produce high-quality LSD in the 1960s. Born Augustus Owsley Stanley III, but known to most simply as Owsley or Bear. He served 18 months in the Air Force during the 50s. In 1963 he began attended U.C. Berkeley where he tried his first psychoactive and decided to produce methedrine. Police eventually raided his lab in 1965 but found only precursors.

      Owsley moved to L.A. to pursue the production of LSD. He used his methedrine proceeds to buy bulk lysergic acid and produced somewhere between 300,000 and 10 million doses of LSD. Once finished, he returned to the bay area where he supplied LSD to Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters for their acid tests. Through them he also met the Grateful Dead in 1966 and began supporting them both financially and as a sound man.

      Owsley soon hooked up with Tim Scully and together they continued to produce LSD as well as STP (DOM). Owsley’s best known acid was “White Lightning” (300,000 doses) made in 1966-1967. Another popular run included “Monterey Purple” (14,000 doses). Most of his LSD was produced in large batches and either pressed into tablets or encapsulated. He produced a few grams of LSD in Los Angeles in 1965, more than that in Point Richmond in 1966, and the rest in Denver in 1967. Owsley Stanley’s total production has been estimated to be around 460 grams of LSD. In 1967, Owsley’s lab was raided and he was eventually sentenced to 3 years in prison. The same year, he officially shortened his name to “Owsley Stanley”.

      Owsley Stanley went on to do more sound work for the Grateful Dead after he was released from prison. He now lives in Australia.

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 9:49 am

      WARNING: The use of LSD may cause the illusion that
      you are
      tougher,
      smarter,
      faster,
      and
      better looking
      than most people.
      Or it may create the illusion that you are
      weaker,
      dumber,
      slower,
      and
      uglier
      than most people.

      Just depends

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 10:10 am

      LSD – fascinating but scary stuff. I guess I missed my chance to try it. Aways wanted to feel
      [QUOTE]tougher,
      smarter,
      faster,
      and
      better looking
      than most people.[/QUOTE]
      Have to stick to tequila instead :rolleyes: . Heard Timothy Leary one time at the college where I used to work. Of course, he gave an anti-drug talk during chapel.

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 10:28 am

      I used to do alot of CAD, Computer aided drafting at Nissan.
      Tim Scully, mentioned above, worked for autodesk,(maker of autocad, the drawing program we used), till he retired.

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    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 12:17 pm

      I feel pretty good today. Lets have a keg party!
      I got one to start it off. Name one of your favorite drinking songs. I’m going to say

      Whiskey River
      Willie Nelson

      no, wait this is a beer party, let me change that to

      Naked Women and Beer
      Hank Williams Jr.

      I’ll go get some bead necklaces, come on girls, show me some.

      Tap that keg and pump er up.

      —————————–====
      Ain’t it good to be Alive and be in Tennessee.

      Hell yeah.

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 12:26 pm

      Dont forget the hairy legged women Soap!

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 12:27 pm

      Thar u go..
      Get some naked women and beer, head out to whiskey river for a good time.
      Here put this in the cd player

      All Jacked Up
      Gretchen Wilson

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    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 12:37 pm

      *hans ali a beer*
      I’ll tell u wat. It took me about 5 min to git over those hairy armpits on those beautiful European wimin, when I was in Germany for a couple of years.
      Only problem was, when u woke up in the morning with hair in your face, u could never b sure where u was.
      Hairy or not, I like me some

      Redneck Woman
      gretchen wilson

      (Link deleted by Administrator)

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 12:50 pm

      Hah, it took me years to get used to those American women with naked legs and armpits like plugged chicken. Good thing ’cause now I am married to one.

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 1:12 pm

      Have a beer norb, this kegger is just gettin started. I new u where goan back me on this one.

      Girls ,

      I almost cut my hair.
      Crosby Stills Nash

      (Link deleted by Administrator)

      Thump it boss
      BOOM shaka laka BOOM BOOM

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 1:24 pm

      *nods at norb and takes a chug of his beer*
      yup, when u been smokin some good Napal hashish, downin a couple German beers, a hairy leg can git real interestin to ya.

      Girls,

      You never even called me by my name.
      David Allen Coe

      (Link deleted by Administrator)

    • Anonymous
      July 17, 2006 at 3:28 pm

      I just found a song it is done by a group I never heard of before on yahoo music.

      Let’s Ride – song
      Nasville Pussy – band

      I new it was goan be an interestin day…

    • Anonymous
      July 18, 2006 at 1:31 pm

      wat? did I say something? Did I git drunk agin?
      war evrybody go?

    • Anonymous
      July 18, 2006 at 3:32 pm

      I’m here, says Liz, sitting alone in a dark corner. Send me over a drink and we’ll sing ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT by Hank Williams Jr.

    • Anonymous
      July 18, 2006 at 4:28 pm

      I’ll drink with ya Liz, the kegs about gone anyway, and u know me,

      I love this Bar
      Toby Keith

      (Link deleted by Administrator)

    • Anonymous
      July 18, 2006 at 10:54 pm

      Presenting,

      Soapy Scum and the Mildew.

      how that sound fer a band name?
      Huh?

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 12:06 am

      [COLOR=red]I’d give ’em a listen![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 10:31 am

      can i make a request? how about wipeout? my fav!
      your band name makes me want to clean my bathroom while listening to ya.:)

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 11:03 am

      I hadn’t thought about that song in years. So I just listened to it, brings back memories.. thats cool about music, takes u back in time..
      Wipeout, it was by the Surfaries.
      Still haven’t decided on a band name tho.. we need a way to take a vote on the names we have. I know u can do that on some sites but I don’t know about this one.
      Drinks on the Soapy.
      yeah

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 12:18 pm

      I found Wipeout on youtube. rocky on the drums..?
      youtube is kinda slow today for me…peace and luv

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    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 12:47 pm

      I guess since I’m new in town, I buy the bar a round. thank yee Jer. *tips jer 100 bucks* Lets get everyone something to eat also. How is everyone doing? Lets get this party going PEOPLE!

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    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 1:16 pm

      HEY EAGLE,
      WELCOME TO THE TAVERN. You missed the 4th of July tailgate party, but I think the keg party is still going on. Hey girls, eagle gives BIG tips.

      HEY SOAPY,
      I hear you wanna see the big city of New York. If you wanna be a city boy, Marguerite may let you stay with her, but if you wanna see grass and trees, a house and a yard, you can stay with me.

      An by the way, dogpaddle is all I can do when trying to swim:D

      A round of drinks on me, to welcome EAGLE.

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 2:06 pm

      Liz,
      it’s ‘The Eagle’. not just any eagle. *smiles*

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 6:12 pm

      Liz sticks out tongue :p and stands corrected by THE EAGLE

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 7:34 pm

      [COLOR=red]I’d like a few racks of ribs, a plate of onion rings, and a pitcher of Sam Adams[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 7:49 pm

      WOOT! I’ll have same as dave.. dam…
      *pats The Eagle on the back*
      am I glad to meet you..Mr. The Eagle.

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2006 at 7:52 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]Liz sticks out tongue :p and stands corrected by THE EAGLE[/QUOTE]

      I was just kiddin there sweetheart. Nice tongue. And nice to meet you, did u get a drink?
      *grins*

    • Anonymous
      July 21, 2006 at 5:07 pm

      Yay, its 5 o clock on a friday I say drink up. The band will sound a whole lot better if u do..
      I’ll start with a dark beer. Don’t won’t to git wound up tight too early! Its so early the wimin ain’t here yet. Most of em have jobs.. good for their husbands i say.
      Thanks Jer, awww man that taste good. Nothing like a cold beer when the heat index is over a hundred. Screw the electric company. I’ll prolly have to send them a IOU next month. Goan have to git walkin better soon, won’t be able to afford gas… Am I in the right room?.. hehe It don’t matter I reckon. Liz follows me wherever I go…
      Have a drink Liz, on me. I luv u too baby..*blows a kiss to Liz*
      Heee Hawww
      Blind Friday

    • Anonymous
      July 21, 2006 at 7:26 pm

      I was right in the middle of this post and a storm came thru and the connection went downnnnn…Got some high winds and a little rain.. anywho its back.. now war was i.
      Oh yeah. Got a note from Eric Vance, and one of his heros is james taylor. ya.. Here he is back in 1971, when he still had hair. I mean HAIR! james taylor, dummie, I don’t know if Eric has hair or not..

      You’ve Got A Friend

      James taylor

      (Link deleted by Administrator)

      yeah yeah yeah

    • Anonymous
      July 22, 2006 at 3:38 pm

      [COLOR=red]I’m hungry pass them beer nuts over this way plz. It looks like rain here, Soapy I thnk we’re getting the storms you had yesterday![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 24, 2006 at 4:10 pm

      Beer Nuts. hehe

      The band is working on a new song. well for soapy anyway….

      You’ll think of me.
      Keith Urban

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    • Anonymous
      July 25, 2006 at 10:04 pm

      [COLOR=red]man this place is quiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet! Hey Soapy help me fire up the band! I wanna hear “Sweet Home Alabama”:cool: [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Ya’all know the words right[/COLOR]

      [I][COLOR=red]Big wheels keep on turning
      Carry me home to see my kin
      Singing songs about the southland
      I miss alabamy once again
      And I think its a sin, yes

      Well I heard mister young sing about her
      Well, I heard ole neil put her down
      Well, I hope neil young will remember
      A southern man dont need him around anyhow

      Sweet home alabama
      Where the skies are so blue
      Sweet home alabama
      Lord, Im coming home to you

      In birmingham they love the governor
      Now we all did what we could do
      Now watergate does not bother me
      Does your conscience bother you?
      Tell the truth

      Sweet home alabama
      Where the skies are so blue
      Sweet home alabama
      Lord, Im coming home to you
      Here I come alabama

      Now muscle shoals has got the swampers
      And theyve been known to pick a song or two
      Lord they get me off so much
      They pick me up when Im feeling blue
      Now how about you?

      Sweet home alabama
      Where the skies are so blue
      Sweet home alabama
      Lord, Im coming home to you

      Sweet home alabama
      Oh sweet home baby
      Where the skies are so blue
      And the governors true
      Sweet home alabama
      Lordy
      Lord, Im coming home to you
      Yea, yea montgomerys got the answer[/COLOR][/I]

    • Anonymous
      July 28, 2006 at 9:09 pm

      [COLOR=red]well it looks like I’m the last one in here, so I’ll finish my beer and turn the lights off. had a good time here *click* ๐Ÿ™ [/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      July 29, 2006 at 8:38 pm

      [IMG]http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fragend/confused-smiley-012.gif[/IMG]

      [IMG]http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif[/IMG]

      [IMG]http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-069.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      July 29, 2006 at 9:49 pm

      Dave, new day new party I say.
      That is how I first learned to play bass. Listening to skynrd, and playing it.. ha. While waiting on Uncle Sam to need me there in Germany. I was a killin machine back then. why I could….Beer? sure. thanks.. now where was I?

    • Anonymous
      July 30, 2006 at 12:57 pm

      HEEELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!! anybody in here?!!!!!!! barkeep!!!!! jer?!!!! i guess i’ll be drinkin alone for a while….. i wish i knew how to make some of those drinks morrada talked about…. well heres to ya!!! :rolleyes:

      *buuurrrppp* ohhh sorry…….good thing i’m not a barkeep!!!!:o

    • Anonymous
      July 30, 2006 at 5:21 pm

      Hey,
      A second class angel is here, Hi Cheryl. Guess your mom is angel first class. I’ll just mix some vodka and orange juice for myself. Boy, I’m waiting to go to Phoenix. We’ll drop some water balloons out of window.

    • Anonymous
      July 31, 2006 at 4:00 pm

      [COLOR=red]Woah, I was outside warmming up my wheelchair when I noticed the lights were still on in the tavern. I’m glad to see there are still people in here. I was gettin’ lonely.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Are the taps dry yet? I could use a cold beer, it’s powerfull warm out there today.[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Oh ya here’s a pic of my chair thats parked out front in the handicap space. ๐Ÿ˜€ [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.tankchair.com/img/home.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      July 31, 2006 at 6:42 pm

      Please let me drive it cap n, please, please. I’ll put beer in the cooler and, and watever u want..
      *orders a case for the road*
      well its hot, ain’t it cap n dave?

    • Anonymous
      August 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm

      Cap N Dave sir,
      You can stop playin that floyd on the box there. Its been on for 2 days now, and I’m startin to get a little dizzy from all the pot smoke. I better, I better sit down.

    • Anonymous
      August 1, 2006 at 3:03 pm

      [COLOR=red]Soapy[/COLOR]

      [COLOR=red]”what song is it ya’all wanna hear?”[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]*intro to ‘Freebird playin’*[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red][I]If I leave here tomorrow
      Would you still remember me?
      For I must be travelling on, now,
      ‘Cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see.
      But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
      Things just couldn’t be the same.
      ‘Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
      And this bird you can not change.
      Lord knows, I can’t change.

      Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
      Though this feeling I can’t change.
      But please don’t take it badly,
      ‘Cause Lord knows I’m to blame.
      But, if I stayed here with you girl,
      Things just couldn’t be the same.
      Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
      And this bird you’ll never change.
      And this bird you can not change.
      Lord knows, I can’t change.
      Lord help me, I can’t change.
      [/I][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 1, 2006 at 9:41 pm

      You pick capt D, you seem to know how to pick for races pretty well!:) what a cool ride, where does the line for rides start?!

      warm!!!—-it’s down right HOT!!!! close to 100 here today and tomorrow, heat advisory and warnings are up again. perfect to heat up my pool water with, but toooo hot to go outside and swim!!! but i’m not complaining yet!!! not until the power goes out!!! we are asked to use as little power as possible right now—sorry, i’ll give up everything except my air conditioner!!!!! and my drinks!!!:)

    • Anonymous
      August 2, 2006 at 3:15 pm

      Hey there Aangel….what drink concocktion can I make for you today!

    • Anonymous
      August 3, 2006 at 4:55 pm

      hey is that you stephen?! long time no see man!!!;)
      i need a great big drink–anything you choose is fine with me! today i am celebrating my 1 year “helliversary”! and make it a good pain killer too please!

    • Anonymous
      August 3, 2006 at 10:40 pm

      Is this tavern going to be open on Saturday night? I’ve got about 5-8 hours of interviews to sit through. When I get home I’m either going to be in the mood for some single malt highland scotch or some rot-gut bourbon by the gallon.

    • Anonymous
      August 4, 2006 at 1:24 pm

      Ok Angel…hold on to something solid…I am making you my world famous Margarita Martini….

      One Shaker half filled with ice, one table spoon of sugar over the ice – one shot of tequila – one shot of vodka – one shoot of Grand Marnier – the juice of 3 limes – the blessing of one wedge of lime over the rim of the martini glass – shake till all is combined and sugar is dissolved – pour in martini glass – enjoy and don’t forget to tip the Bartender!!!

      Stephen

      PS – If I ever switched my handle from Morrada it would be to Under Dog!!! (Here I am to save the day!)

    • Anonymous
      August 4, 2006 at 5:25 pm

      underdog, that sounds like a great drink–i’ll take 2 please. i wonder if i take your recipe to the pub tonight if they might be able to make it for me??:rolleyes: ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      August 6, 2006 at 2:10 pm

      [COLOR=red]I’m not into them fancy shamancy drinks, Molson Ice for me please[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][IMG]http://www.baramerica.com/img/bsr_molson_ice.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 7, 2006 at 9:22 am

      FiremanDave,

      Well…if we have to prove that we are men let’s atleast drink a mans beer and not any of that foriegn stuff…..heres to you!

    • Anonymous
      August 12, 2006 at 3:41 pm

      Help Dave! my amps on fire!

      [IMG]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8379/flame13la4.gif[/IMG]
      [IMG]http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6167/woofere0hu6.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/310/stickguitare0by0.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 12, 2006 at 7:50 pm

      [QUOTE=jever][B]Is this tavern going to be open on [B]Saturday night[/B][/B]? I’ve got about 5-8 hours of interviews to sit through. When I get home I’m either going to be in the mood for some single malt highland scotch or some rot-gut bourbon by the gallon.[/QUOTE]
      yup,
      we watchin the titans play some goobers and suckin down some suds…
      woot…right now tied 3 to 3

      [IMG]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6153/footus02jp7.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 13, 2006 at 12:48 pm

      Well boyz, looks like Jer hired some new help..

      them titians got beat by New Orleans. I thougt that place was flushed out to c.

    • Anonymous
      August 13, 2006 at 8:08 pm

      [COLOR=red]Soapy, keep playin’ you’ve got an awesome sound!![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Fire_Fighters/Firefighter.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 13, 2006 at 11:25 pm

      [COLOR=red]Nice barmaids![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 14, 2006 at 8:13 am

      sooo,where are the calendar boyz?! we need some good looking male entertainment in this here establishment!

      another round barkeep!!! there on me this time!!!!:)

    • Anonymous
      August 14, 2006 at 12:40 pm

      [COLOR=red]Cheryl, please order me another frosty cold Molson Ice,I have to go tinkle. [/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Soapy, what’s that song yer playin’?[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 14, 2006 at 12:48 pm

      Hey Cap N Dave,
      Monday aint it.
      We gona play, Take this job and shove it, Johnny Payeck’s claim to fame. He died in a nursing home pennieless. George Jones paid his funeral expenses.
      RIP there Johnny. RIP

      [IMG]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2973/3dnotevy8.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 14, 2006 at 2:39 pm

      Well guys, havn’t been visiting for a long time. It’s time for a drink or two to commiserate. Just received a personal message from the admin asking me to pull all links to the pictures I included, mostly on the threads “Daily Delights” and “Goeography Game”. :confused: I did comply and deleted all links to harmless mostly personalo photos.

      Anybody know what’s going on? ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก

    • Anonymous
      August 14, 2006 at 2:40 pm

      Well guys, havn’t been visiting for a long time. It’s time for a drink or two to commiserate. Just received a personal message from the admin asking me to pull all links to the pictures I included with my posts, mostly on the threads “Daily Delights” and “Geography Game”. :confused: I did comply and deleted all links to the harmless mostly personal photos.

      Anybody know what’s going on? ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก

      I did start a thread about this topic because after I deleted all my photos and starte d thinking about I was getting pretty upset:

      [url]http://www.gbs-cidp.org/forums/showthread.php?t=821[/url]

    • Anonymous
      August 14, 2006 at 9:36 pm

      [COLOR=red]Norb[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000]Let me buy ya a drink and we’ll laugh about this. What’ll you have, actually Cheryl buying so order upa double![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [img]http://www.smily.at/smily/smily701.gif[/img]

    • Anonymous
      August 15, 2006 at 11:58 am

      actually norb it isn’t just your links but everyones. they want us to stop posting links but they let all those morons who are coming on this site with their garbage and posting their links, to actually sign on and make those worthless posts! they need to have a 2 step sign up procedure to stop those people from getting on to this site. the posts that gbsfi members post are not the objectionable links, but they don’t see that!:mad:

      this calls for another round!!!! make it a double please barkeep!!!!:)

    • Anonymous
      August 15, 2006 at 12:54 pm

      HELLO EVERYONE,
      I haven’t been in for awhile, but I heard you talking about pulling links and deleting them. I hope that doesn’t mean I can no longer post images or gifs. It took me awhile, plus some help, to learn how to do them. When I get it right, they don’t include the URL or link. I enjoy posting them.

      Some of the links we put up are to help each other.

      I’ll have a drink now!

    • Anonymous
      August 15, 2006 at 5:40 pm

      [COLOR=red][QUOTE]Some of the links we put up are to help each other.
      [/QUOTE][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red]Well put Liz![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink42.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 17, 2006 at 4:16 pm

      [COLOR=red]We need some better records in the juke box, more free buffalo wings, or something, this place is toooooooooo quiet![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/smilie_prost.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 17, 2006 at 11:55 pm

      liz have a drink on me for all your help! let me see if i learned my lesson properly….[IMG]http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Food_and_Drinks/Alcoholic_Beverages/3D_Champaign.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 17, 2006 at 11:56 pm

      OK…I failed…maybe i better start again tomorrow! got some studying to do.

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 12:10 am

      [QUOTE=codystanley]HELLO EVERYONE,
      I haven’t been in for awhile, but I heard you talking about pulling links and deleting them. I hope that doesn’t mean I can no longer post images or gifs. It took me awhile, plus some help, to learn how to do them. When I get it right, they don’t include the URL or link. I enjoy posting them.
      [/QUOTE]

      Hey Liz, don’t worry, be happy. Just post away. The admin sent me a private message telling me I got it all wrong. I just didn’t pay attention, *** said. Pictures are not the target. **** is just aiming at links to actual webpages.

      What’s the admin’s name anyway? Is it a man or a woman? Does ***** have GBS or CIDP? Does ***** have a real name? I hate it when people hide behind impersonal aliases like [B]gbsfi[/B]. The admin on the UK side actually has a personal photo as avatar and participates in real discussions. I like and respect that.

      Oh, what the heck. Cheers.:D

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 10:25 am

      Just Practice[IMG]http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 10:31 am

      Cheryl,

      Don’t give up on those lessons, REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU SOME WON’T WORK.

      I sent you a PM of one for our Tavern that worked for me. It’s a pic of one of us, I wonder who???

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 11:50 am

      It’s Soapy…..(per liz)[IMG]http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif[/url][/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 11:52 am

      ok, what do i try now liz? all that comes up is an X where the pic is supposed to be.:confused:

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 12:58 pm

      Hi Cheryl,
      It worked for me. I have another idea, expect a PM from me. Don’t give up:D

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 1:50 pm

      WILDCATS, are out in the lot.
      [url]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0bgD6Ar8c1t8WgDovuAwWkPmkvHmq8Lbau2M5MpIS91N8cbmQyDR[/url]

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 9:16 pm

      Give up-what does that mean!?:) don’t know the meaning of them there words, liz! i like a challenge-its porbably on my end of working this puter that is the problem. :rolleyes: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 10:48 pm

      Cheryl,
      This is the photo of Soapy, he crossed the big pond, so he won’t see it. It works for me, so could be something on your end. Maybe Norb will help us get you posting those big images. Three heads are MUCH better then two. HEY NOOOOOOOORB!

      [IMG]http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 18, 2006 at 11:44 pm

      OK OK, Liz, are u trying to bust my eardrums? ๐Ÿ˜€ I am standing right next to you. Just turn around and stop googling that gorgeous bartender. I am not so bad looking either.

      [IMG]http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6541/pirateuo5.th.jpg[/IMG]

      Maybe I’ll take a big jump across the pond and see if I can find him there. I think Soapy is still around here.

      What about big pix? You did fine with the one of Soapy.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 7:47 am

      NORB,
      It’s CHERYL (angel2ndclass) who’s trying to learn how to post those big images. I can do them, even ones as big as your pirate. I sent CHERYL some instructions on how to post those big big images, but she can’t do it.

      How about emailing or PM-ing CHERYL and see if the “”third head” can help her.

      And about the bartender, I’ve been a single and a widow a long time. The ol’ gray mare’s not dead yet.

      Cheryl, join me in a drink and we’ll wait for Norb, maybe Capn” Dave will help CHERYL learn how to post BIG IMAGES TOO.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 9:19 am

      Bear with me guys. When I was still working at my computer job, some of the more puzzling problems I solved in bed. This morning I woke up with a new idea how to upload big pictures here and still have them show up in the text.

      This is a picture we took of a temple in Chiangmai right up the hill from where we lived. Will be back there in January ๐Ÿ˜€

      [IMG]http://www.gbs-cidp.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=498&d=1155993571[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 10:13 am

      Bear with me guys. Here is a test on posting larger [U]personal[/U] pictures instead of using ones you just happen to find on the web. You have to have a place out there where you can upload your own pictures frst after you reduce it to a reasonable dimension. Then you get the properties and insert it here as an [IMG]. I have a website I own where I created a hidden folder for uploading. You probably don’t have that luxury.

      But I had an idea lying in bed this morning – this is how I used to solve problems when I was still working in computing. I signed up for myspace this morning and uploaded a picture from my computer. Here is the link:

      [IMG]http://myspace-821.vo.llnwd.net/01066/12/82/1066112821_m.jpg[/IMG]

      Unfortunately, they automatically downsize your picture. But it’s better than nothing. This is the temple up the hill from where we lived in Chiangmai. Will be back there January.

      Cheryl, e-mail me if I can help you with more info.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 10:48 am

      I found him. If you want to meet the real Soapy, read his posts on the UK forum. A thread he started as Elvis “Pills and Thrills” and a post on “Daily delights”. I think he earned a big round of applause for showing the other side of Soapy (Elvis).

      [IMG]http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5708/applausekm8.th.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 4:37 pm

      One of the best I have seen… thank yeee

      [IMG]http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 4:41 pm

      [IMG]http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif[/IMG]did ya hear? someone actually got a picture of ELVIS… I mean ELVIS!!!!
      It’s in the UK news. I can’t believe it u? Elvis. dam.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 5:00 pm

      Elvis aka Soapy is way ahead of me. You don’t need to store your pictures at “myspace” as I suggested in an earlier post which I just deleted. He found a storage place you can use. I am testing it now with a picture of my granddaughter.

      [IMG]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7819/sydneywithhatug4.jpg[/IMG]

      Right click on it and get properties. Use the web address through the first “/” since I am not allowed to post web addresses. That gives you the site to go to. Upload your photo. Don’t forget to click the resize button and remov image size bar. After it is finished it takes you to your picture. Right click on it, get properties, hilight the address, copy and paste it here enclosed in [IMG][/IMG]. Instead of getting “properties” you also can use the address they give you next to the picture.

      If you are planning to keep using that free service I would suggest to register. This way you can keep track of your pictures.

      Again, I’d be happy to explain it in more detail.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 5:03 pm

      you tell em norb, I’m too drunk…*passes out*

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 5:49 pm

      much better at that resolution tho, norb:)

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 5:56 pm

      Here’s a picture of that my neighbors girl next door. I used to race her on her tricycle.. she’s nine now. She has orders to come here if the bus arrives early and her mom has not made it home. I’m goan make it 640 by 480.

      [IMG]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5826/savannabj8.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 5:57 pm

      I know, Soapy, I am practicing. That’s a cool image hosting site you found. Is there a catch? It’s too good to be true, to be free.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 6:00 pm

      I been using it for a couple weeks with no problems.. I posted the link and some instructions on how to but it got damaged… I guess their angle is to draw for advertisments.. but I havent really noticed them…
      enjoy…

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 6:05 pm

      Loading,
      The thing with putting the larger ones up and on the same page,it may cause a wait for some of the slower internet connections.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 7:38 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜Ž [COLOR=black][QUOTE][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]Have a beer!
      I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
      –Frank Sinatra

      The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
      –William Butler Yeats

      An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
      –Ernest Hemingway

      Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
      –Ernest Hemingway

      Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
      -Catherine Zandonella

      Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
      –Ambrose Bierce

      Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
      –Anonymous

      Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
      –Timothy Walsh

      A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
      –Anonymous

      What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
      –W.C. Fields

      When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
      –Henny Youngman

      Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
      –Michelle Mastrolacasa

      I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
      –Tom Waits

      24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
      –Stephen Wright

      When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven…
      –Brian O’Rourke

      You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline… it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
      –Frank Zappa

      Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
      –Winston Churchill

      Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
      –Benjamin Franklin

      If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
      –Deep Thought, Jack Handy

      Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
      –Dave Barry

      The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
      –Humphrey Bogart

      Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
      –David Moulton

      Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
      –Kaiser Wilhelm

      I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
      –Homer Simpson

      All right, Brain, I don’t like you… and you don’t like me, so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
      –Homer Simpson[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/quote]:cool:[/COLOR] [/FONT]

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 8:26 pm

      [COLOR=red]Hey the Panthers are winning! More beer please![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.gbs-cidp.org/forums/[image]http://www.smileygenerator.us][img]http://www.smileygenerator.us/sets/temp/ON_THE_JOHN/blink.gif[/image][/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2006 at 11:09 pm

      [QUOTE=soapy]Loading,
      The thing with putting the larger ones up and on the same page,it may cause a wait for some of the slower internet connections.[/QUOTE]

      UR right.your pix is 89k, mine 66k. That’s too much IMO. Normally, I am using photoshop and make sure pictures are compressed enough and not more than around 35k. Need to experiment some more with this new site’

      ‘later

      P.S. Fixed it with Photoshop. Pix is only 34k and more reasonable size. Uploaded with “optimize without resizing”.

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 5:22 am

      Insomnia is a b*tch. I am so glad to find a bar open this late/early. Maybe a few shots will lull me into a sleep like state……….

      BARTENDER! Give me a kamikazee, no, make that two!

      (The only thing I hate about drinking is the instant hangover, as soon as the alcohol starts to wear off in comes the hangover. Well maybe I will be alseep by the time it hits orrrrrr I could just stay ahead of it…….)

      BARTENDER! How about some tropical mix, the kind with several types of booze in it. There more the better!!!!!

      [I]2 hrs later[/I]……Well, the eyelids are getting drowsy and the weird looking guy is starting to look hot……I think I better go before I end up with more than just a hangover!

      BARTENDER! Check pleaze……Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go……oh sh*t just went!!!!!! Gotta get……….

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 7:46 am

      HEYYYYYYY,
      My INTERkid found her way to the tavern. Intermom’s here to watch out for you. You asked for a mixed drink, so I’ve sent you a Long Island Iced Tea. Your Intermom will get you up when you land on the floor and give you a ride home.

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 1:58 pm

      [COLOR=red]Hey turn on the TV barkeep! The race is on![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.smileyset.com/temp/BOOZER/tongue2.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 5:26 pm

      HOPE THE RACE IS OVER, CAUSE I WROTE A TAVERN SONG!

      Lets all meet at the tavern
      we’ll have a drink or two

      And we’ll have some food
      that tastes alot like glue

      Then we’ll sing a ditty
      and play pin the tail on kitty

      How about meeting another day
      What do ya say, What do ya say

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 6:19 pm

      Execellent! Liz, let me buy you something to drink and lets talk business….

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 7:29 pm

      me and CODY

      [url=http://imageshack.us][img=http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3521/codyandmept2.jpg][/url]

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 7:43 pm

      [IMG]http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1073/goneys5.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 7:46 pm

      [IMG]http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3521/codyandmept2.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 7:50 pm

      Liz this is the way is should look without the * I added those so you could see this

      [IMG]*http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3521/codyandmept2.jpg[/IMG]

      fell free to tell me to shut up if you got it.. I was just messing with ya.. Being suscribed to the thread, I think when u do a preview it sends it out, like you posted it.. If you did not want it posted I will gladly remove it.. have a good day..*hugs*

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 8:12 pm

      Look out Liz, Elvis is lookin in the window!
      ps. I use the direct link at the very bottom of the imageshack page
      [IMG]http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5689/codyandmept2bc7.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 20, 2006 at 10:11 pm

      liz, next time leave your window closed-you never know who is going to show up there!!! but then again, elvis’ ghost can show up anywhere and anytime!

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 9:02 am

      SOAPY,
      Did you sneak into my computer while I was sleeping? I deleted that because it posted as a link when I tried it. CODY was still a baby in that picture. That’s great that you were able to post photo for me!

      NOW WILL YOU HELP ME LEARN HOW TO POST PHOTO’S MYSELF PLEASE, I’LL WRITE ANOTHER SONG.
      I have a digital camera, but my hands were badly damaged, so I can’t use it much, plus a “housebound” person can’t get out to take nice photo’s.
      #1. I’ll scan a photo I have
      #2. I save it to file, usually “my documents”
      #3. I’ll go to site called IMAGE SHACK
      #4. I’ll check radio button for file
      #5. I’ll click “resize image”
      #6. I’ll select 320 x 240 photo size, which radio button may have checked
      #7. I click “HOST IT”
      #8. THUMBNAIL COMES UP
      so far, seem to be doing it right ๐Ÿ™‚
      #9. I highlight to COPY in the second box that says for “forums”, boxes look like drop down
      #10. After I have it copied, I go to forum and to PASTE it.
      IT DOES NOT POST AS A PHOTO, WHEN I DO IT, IT POST AS A LINK OR A URL:( WHAT DID I DO WRONG??? IS IT A PROBLEM ON MY END OF COMPUTER???

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 9:48 am

      Liz,
      Don’t copy the forum link..I use the the very last one.

      [B]Direct Link to Image[/B] I copy that, then when I [B]click the image icon in the post[/B], when the box comes up, paste what u copied into it, and click ok. The box should dissapear and u will see the link in the post with that image stuff on each side of it.

      Your doing right up to that point looks like.. nice picture BTW
      My neighbor has a dog like that.. it was adopted from the pound and is terrible afraid of people… She will let you feed her, but not pet her. But guards my house too.. she gets upset when someone new is in here with me..
      Let me know if you have any more questions..
      have a good day..

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 9:49 am

      [COLOR=red]Liz, try using the insert picture icon. [/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 10:28 am

      [QUOTE=FiremanDave][COLOR=red]Liz, try using the insert picture icon. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

      Liz pay no attention to the Cap N . He’s drunk. I been getting us tanked up for the Elvis concert. which reminds me.. They had a 2 hour show on the King last night on the Public Television.. I chuckled at that, cause I been on the elvis BS. I’m running out of ideas…
      BTW Cap N, I don’t see a insert picture icon.
      I do see a , well its like an envelope icon that says insert image.
      are all images pictures? if they are , they need to rename that thang.

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 10:32 am

      SOAPY AND DAVE TOO,
      THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR THE ADVICE. I AM QUITE A BIT HOUSEBOUND, FAMILY DOESN’T HELP ME AND I ONLY GET OUT ONCE EVERY THREE WEEKS FOR MY FOOD SHOPPING AND DR.’S APPT’S (HOME CARE AGENCY TAKES ME). NO FUN DAYS FOR ME.

      THE COMPUTER OPENS THE WORLD FOR ME AND I WANT TO LEARN AS MUCH AS I CAN SO I’M ALWAYS OPEN TO LESSONS. IS THERE A SITE WHERE YOU CAN ASK FOR COMPUTER HELP???

      I’ll try using the very last link to copy as soapy advised. If it works, you’ll see a photo of the other half of my forum name STANLEY

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 10:46 am

      Hey Liz,
      Just ask you computer questions here, and if we don’t know, maybe we can find out. I have been out once this year other than trips to the doctor. I still have fun tho Liz, this is one of the ways, messing around on these boards. I also play online games to help pass the time. I plan on discussing that later on.. It can be fun. Camera pictures, take some of yourself. Post em.. I just held my camera and took a few pics, of elvis, then picked the best and put a few up…I’ve posted pictures of other stuff, have fun…be creative. I’ll see it….I enjoy looking at pictures.. I noticed one of the most viewed threads was pictures.. not that many there tho.. Those lurkers, like that stuff, even if they don’t post much they are out there… watching..
      *checks his meds*

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 11:22 am

      STANLEY, [url]http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4499/stanleymylittledogrn0.jpg[/url]
      my little dog

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 11:47 am

      I’m back again for advice from Soapy. The TAVERN seems to be a good place to find help.

      I went to the very last one DIRECT LINK TO IMAGE, highlighted that and clicked copy and just the URL came up again when I tried to post photo of my little dog STANLEY.

      Soapy, you said to CLICK THE IMAGE ICON in post, by that I think you mean the yellow box below white smiley face and paste in there, I THINK THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING WRONG, I PASTED IN MESSAGE BOX.

      WILL TRY AGAIN

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 12:08 pm

      [COLOR=red]Woops I mixed my meds with Vodka![/COLOR]

      [COLOR=#ff0000]No driving my wheelchair home tonight![/COLOR]

      [IMG]http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8241/redneckwheelchairxt7.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 12:36 pm

      STANLEY[IMG]http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2646/stanleymylittledogfi5.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 12:44 pm

      I Posted A Photo And An Avatar Too. I Have To Try Some More.

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 1:09 pm

      yes Liz thats the one below the smiley face.

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm

      Dog? that looks like a deer carryin a dog.

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 1:12 pm

      If I had a wheelchair like that, smyrna tn, wouldn’t be safe… needs a gun rack and some lights.. prolly wreck it…
      humm they enabled avatars???

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 1:28 pm

      SEPT. 11th[IMG]http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9421/september11xc5.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 3:06 pm

      [QUOTE=codystanley]I Posted A Photo And An Avatar Too. I Have To Try Some More.[/QUOTE]

      *claps for Liz* now lets have a drink and write a song. Good job….

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 8:43 pm

      [COLOR=red]I’m pourin’ [IMG]http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/smilie_auf.gif[/IMG]so watch out [IMG]http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/smilie_einsch2.gif[/IMG][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 21, 2006 at 11:21 pm

      Hey Soapy, can’t you come up with a better avatar. It’s ugly and it’s not you ๐Ÿ˜€ or is it???
      Liz. you are doing fine with your pics. But you need a close-up for your avatar, don’t you think? Fun picture of Stanley ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 9:25 am

      You are right my friend. I must warn the others.

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 11:30 am

      Soapy, what are we going to do with you? It takes a stiff drink just to look at you ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 11:57 am

      Aye, drink up then, for I hear Crippler is in town. He is still in a foul mood from being insulted by the princess Ali this past evening. Pity the man who dares look at him if he gits to drinkin. I shall have a beer this morning I think Norb, one of those dark ones, with the yeast clinging to the bottom of the bottle. yeah.

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 12:09 pm

      Whaaaat? All I said was that I would file down his tusks or fangs, or whatever they were, and trim the hair in his ears. ๐Ÿ˜€ He does seem to be touchy about his appearance, or was it that I spelled his name incorrectly, or maybe said that he scared me …… Not a man … umm, person, no sorry, thing (just dont know what else to call him) to be crossed, has a very short fuse. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 1:29 pm

      *takes a drink*

      Crippler is an Orc, my princess. He was born in Sen’jin Village, but he was lost in the wild during the first conflict and was raised by a Dire Mottled Boar.
      AT least thats the word on the street. No one has ever dared to ask him about his days as a young hunter.
      *finishes his beer*
      nother round fer me and the princess plz.

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 4:43 pm

      [COLOR=red]Soapy your current avitar is scarrier thann the “Crippler”..I’d like to see the two of them in a battle![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 5:50 pm

      Friends,
      My spies tell me that Crippler has just strolled into town. No way I plan to be around if he comes in here. They say he is recuiting for the Horde, a ragtag army of cidpers and gbsers. Conscription would be the proper word for it I say. I’ve time for another beer tho, I’m needing stress relief in the worst way. Would I fight Crippler? What a silly question. Do I look like a fool?

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 6:06 pm

      [IMG]http://www.freefunfactory.com/img/msn/winks/aliens/freefunfactory_com_animated_emoticons_aliens_2.gif[/IMG]:D

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 8:39 pm

      ST. JAMES WILDCATS

      [IMG]http://wildcat412.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/98chose.jpg[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 8:42 pm

      BIG OOOPS,

      WAY TOO BIG, CAN’T DELELE.

      Will try to resize

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 8:54 pm

      ST. JAMES WILDCATS[IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1338/wildcatsux8.png[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 9:02 pm

      Fire Department Drill Team! That’s my nephew driving and his son is one of the men on back.

      Before my nephew, his father, my brother-in-law was the driver and truck mechanic.

      And before my brother-in-law, my father was the driver. The WILDCATS were at their best, when my dad was captain.

      This is how we spent our summers as kids, at the tournaments.

    • Anonymous
      August 22, 2006 at 11:02 pm

      [COLOR=red]COOL! Allow me to pour you a drink, Liz :cool:[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=red][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Food_and_Drinks/Alcoholic_Beverages/Bottle_and_glasses.gif[/IMG]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 12:06 am

      [IMG]http://bestsmileys.com/halloween1/7.gif[/IMG]:)

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 1:11 pm

      Dust demon

      That is one scary picture.

      Would like to order up a margarita, best tequila you’ve got. Lots of salt too!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 2:17 pm

      Dave

      Can you make me a few chocolate double martinis? Just keep them coming until I ask for a martoonie, then you’ll know I have had way to many drinks.

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 2:23 pm

      [IMG]http://www.smileygenerator.us/smileysig2/temp/838819001156360478.final.gif[/IMG]:D

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 2:38 pm

      Here’s your quarter now go call your mother and pour me some martinis please. I am in need of some imbibing.:D

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 2:57 pm

      [IMG]http://members.lycos.co.uk/elffster/new1/devildrkbud.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 3:01 pm

      [COLOR=red]For Brandy [IMG]http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/ForumDownloads/chocoShake.gif[/IMG][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 4:37 pm

      Cheers, Liz. You figured it out:D Great picture.

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 6:11 pm

      [COLOR=red]Anyone up for some bar hoping?[/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][IMG]http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/ForumDownloads/roadtrip_final.gif[/IMG][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      August 23, 2006 at 7:51 pm

      Why not Cap N.

      Jeez,
      I’ll tell you what…I’m starting to calm down a little bit….. Suffice to say, I was lucky today. Somebody tell a joke…I’m dry… too. no jokes left in me, and I’m ready to quit drinking…Can’t drink ( ok ok , a beer…) but I keep a bottle for company ( rare occasion, my olefriends to busy for me too dave.) and a beer in the fridge… I’m letting a friend stay with me, he’s cool…has 4 kids and had to leave his wife in another state to come here to work.. Hopefully the house will sell soon and he won’t miss much of that new baby.
      Anywho, He brings this guy he knows over to work on a resume for him to help him out.. its my friends day off… He fixes em a drink… his guitar player friend shows up, (brings lunch etc.) so we git to play a bit. Then all of sudden the guy who needs the help is wasted… I tried to get all my stuff out of the way, warned him to sit and chill, cut him off.. I be durn, if he didn’t fall over in the chair trying to sit down, knoks over my *NEw bass guitar*…. 5 min later he wan’ts another drink… I said dude you can’t sit up without fallin over, Told my friend to get his butt outta here.
      Next thing ya know he’s cryin like a 2 year old, can’t understand a word he said. But it was like just all of a sudden he was wasted, so I suspect he might be doing other things. Who knows.. I tell you something I have learned about myself. I get nervous around people that are moving around alot. Its the same way with children…I see em fallin, or knockin something over, I can’t get comfortable, and I’m mentally exausted when they leave. I know some of it is me, and my own mental hangups.. I worked 30 years industrial maintence and still have all my body parts. First thing I would study was how the durn thing was going to try to get a peice of me. You learn to be aware of your surroundings. It just seems to me, everyone is on some sort of autopilot, and not aware of any thing. Was it always that way? Or, is it just because I’m so slow? I have to plan every move, ya know. Peope are so busy with some agenda, they can’t see squat? Apperantly they can’t hear either…I feel kinda sorry for people like that, but llike I said, they can’t hear either, so until God opens em up and lets em see and hear, I’m lockin the door if they come here…lol
      Then again, that could a been me, if the sherriff had not put me on the straight and narrow long ago. *sigh* So I had a good time pickin, nothings broke.. But I am thinking about stopping keepin the hard stuff around. That can be what Kyptronight is to Superman for some….Most of people l met like that are drowning in self pity, they say, ah, I am good person, I just don’t know why I can’t get a break? 5 or 6 DUI , what? I say u might have a drinkin problem there bud…They sherriff is constantly reminding me I can’t save the whole world… I got that trait from my mothers, dad, Paw. He helped anybody who ever asked him, and never asked for anything in return that I can remember and He raised me. Now that I had time to think about it… I was tryin to help the feller, and the Angles repaid me, by layin that guitar down without a scratch. See what I mean, you got to be aware… Personally I think I’m surrounded by Angles, an ole soapy keeps em hoppin..I talk to em all the time..hehe
      I’ve been pulled from some tough situations where God has made it so plain it was him, bailing me out, its scary.. or mental illness…
      *cks his meds*
      Just kiddin, I know we are not alone….*prays a thank you note*

      Lets have beer….. I’m over that hangover, then one I had that time when I swore I gona quit..

    • Anonymous
      September 1, 2006 at 8:01 pm

      [I][COLOR=red]Closing time – time for you to go out, go out into the world.
      Closing time – turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
      Closing time – one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
      Closing time – you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

      I know who I want to take me home.
      I know who I want to take me home.
      I know who I want to take me home.
      Take me home…

      Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
      Closing time – this room won’t be open ’til your brothers or you sisters
      come.
      So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits – I hope you have found
      a
      friend.
      Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’send.

      Yeah, I know who I want to take me home.
      I know who I want to take me home.
      I know who I want to take me home.
      Take me home…

      Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from…

      I know who I want to take me home.
      I know who I want to take me home.
      I know who I want to take me home.
      Take me home…

      Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’send…
      [/COLOR][/I]

    • Anonymous
      September 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm

      [COLOR=red]too much of this I guess … [IMG]http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys2/BoysNightOutHL.gif[/IMG][/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      September 2, 2006 at 8:17 pm

      Damn, I’m on island time, give me lots of tropical drinks please. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anonymous
      September 3, 2006 at 12:13 am

      [COLOR=red]For Brandy[/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      September 5, 2006 at 1:23 pm

      [COLOR=red]I’m outta here![/COLOR]
      [COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/68Stang.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      September 5, 2006 at 1:29 pm

      Capt, i’ll take a ride in that beauty you have there!!:) i love fastbacks!

    • Anonymous
      September 5, 2006 at 10:21 pm

      [COLOR=red]hop in little lady! ๐Ÿ˜‰ [/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/brit68Stang.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      September 9, 2006 at 12:53 am

      [COLOR=red]Inside look at The Tavern[/COLOR]
      [IMG]http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys/PartyTime.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      September 9, 2006 at 3:29 am

      have a drink on me Capt. Dave…

    • Anonymous
      September 11, 2006 at 11:45 pm

      [IMG]http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Emotions/Drinking/drinking25.gif[/IMG]

    • Anonymous
      September 14, 2006 at 11:09 am

      I haven’t been in for awhile, because I’ve been battling beasts, but I promised someone that I’d write another tavern song. Hope he’ll stop in. I may cross the big pond to see if Elvis will sing it.

      This is just a silly fun song, I’m not a poet like Dave unless I can do deep thinking.

      Lets raise our glasses in cheer,
      to all the friends that meet here.

      We use walkers, canes and wheelchairs,
      but we’ll drink and shout “who cares”.

      Eat burgers, pretzels and peanuts,
      and then we’ll kick some butts.

      So raise your glasses in friendship,
      and we’ll have just one more sip.

    • Anonymous
      September 14, 2006 at 11:58 am

      [FONT=”Comic Sans MS”][SIZE=”4″][/SIZE][/FONT]
      So ready for a drink, just wishing I still had a port so I could mainline it and then sleep through the next few days….

    • Anonymous
      September 14, 2006 at 12:45 pm

      liz you are soo talented!! i’m sure “elvis” will enjoy singing it! here i’ll provide the back up band….

      hey barkeep… another round for everyone!!!!

    • Anonymous
      October 3, 2006 at 5:21 pm

      OHHHHHHHH, silly me, I thought THE TAVERN had gone bump in the night, poooof, GONE, but I just went in the wrong one. I even yelled to Cheryl to see if she knew where our Tavern was.

      I need a drink, that’s the second dumb thing I did.

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2006 at 10:20 am

      I’ll take a girly, watery, cheap (but tasty) Coors Light … and the round is on me.

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2006 at 5:34 pm

      [COLOR=darkolivegreen]I’ll take a Molson Ice![/COLOR]

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2006 at 6:49 pm

      A bloody mary for me, with celery. Gotta build up my courage, I’m coming back to the tavern soon to sing a song I wrote for halloween. Bring earplugs, or get drunk, I have a nasal voice, but can carry a tune.

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2006 at 6:54 pm

      Why does Swimmy always want a watery girlie drink. Lets get him something with a little machismo, I’ll buy..even serve..feeling a little more steady today…How about a….

      Sperm Whale:
      1 oz Southern Comfort
      1 oz Peach schnapps
      1 oz Malibu rum
      Appx. 1 oz Pineapple juice

      Pour SC, PS and Malibu over ice in shaker, top with pineapple juice, cap, shake and serve. Yum!
      I’m making one for myself also..Anyone else?

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2006 at 7:54 pm

      [SIZE=”2″][COLOR=”Purple”]I’ll try one Natalie. Sounds yummy to me! Next round is on me. By the way, it doesn’t take much to put me on the floor, so everyone stand back………..[ATTACH]645[/ATTACH][/COLOR][/SIZE]

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2006 at 8:32 pm

      natalie i’ll take one of those sperm whales, also please.

      liz, i thought you said you were going to sing….well we’re waiting!!!

    • Anonymous
      October 5, 2006 at 12:00 am

      Okay, I’m back to sing the halloween song I wrote, here goes, ahemmmmmmm

      we’re going to the tavern for a whole lotta fun
      the party is at midnight, there won’t be any sun

      the cauldren is a bubblin
      as we dip into the brew

      and as we watched and stared
      frankenstein grew and grew

      people with walkers and canes
      dancing to the beat

      there’s one in her wheelchair
      groovin with her feet

      monsters and ghosts and one ugly witch
      and someone played a trick that made me itch

      we’re going to the tavern
      to meet with all our friends

      and we’ll stay and have a good time
      until the party ends

    • Anonymous
      October 5, 2006 at 12:03 am

      the bewitching hour, I got the song posted at midnight my time

    • Anonymous
      October 5, 2006 at 12:04 am

      Liz, i think you missed your calling! very well done!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ this round is on me and Cheers to Liz!!!

    • Anonymous
      October 5, 2006 at 9:35 pm

      Very CHHILLLLIINGG Liz, Makes me want a drink.. Promised the boys, Swimmy and FiremanDave a single malt. I’ll set them up and one for you!

    • October 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm

      A little spirit is good for the spirit
      Al

    • Anonymous
      October 5, 2006 at 10:38 pm

      [SIZE=”3″][COLOR=”Purple”]Great job Liz! Let’s all raise our glasses to Liz the entertainer……………..[ATTACH]661[/ATTACH][/COLOR][/SIZE]

    • Anonymous
      October 6, 2006 at 12:07 pm

      Oh Boy, I Opened Up A Barrel Of Worms. I Think I Have To Keep Writing Songs Now. I Might Get Writers Block Or The Dreaded “finger Fumble”.

    • Anonymous
      October 9, 2006 at 4:58 pm

      And now that you are going to Symposium, Liz, we’ll expect you to render a few verses in person. Lalalalalala, start waming up and I will provide you with necessary libations.

    • Anonymous
      October 9, 2006 at 6:25 pm

      Ohhhhhh Nooooooooo, I Only Sing When I’m Alone In The Shower. No-one Has Heard Me Sing, I Have A Nasal Voice. Heyyyyyyyy, Maybe I Should Write A Song To Put On My Answering Machine, YOU CAN ALL CALL ME TO HEAR IT.

    • Anonymous
      October 10, 2006 at 7:33 am

      Thanks Natalie. A drink to sip, and songs to entertain … it doesn’t get much better.

    • Anonymous
      October 10, 2006 at 8:51 pm

      Swimmy,

      Another Girlie Drink or should I set you up with that Single Malt!!~! Either way it is on the house!
      I read your recent thread about putting your “house” in order following your pneumonia. I can’t tell you how many times I have done that following a URI or the flu over the past years. It never happened again, GBS that is. I did have it twice, “78 and “79, and I was always so sure that it would come back after every illness. Never did..then I got to rationalizing it was because I was “prepared” so I stayed “prepared” Still never happened and then sometime about 8-10 years ago, I stopped and guess what, still never happened. So now I live my life, not my life in waiting. I know it will be hard and may not come anytime soon, but it will come. Good thoughts for you, buddy and let’s….

      HAVE ANOTHER ROUND!!

    • Anonymous
      October 11, 2006 at 7:51 am

      I’ll go with the single malt, seeing as to how (<-- now figure out that grammar! I ha