The Tavern

For tonight, Jerimy, a single malt scotch, no ice, water on the side. Sigh…so nice to be back again.

Bless the barkeep.

Regards,
Marge

HEY,
Now we can say welcome home everyone !cheers! The drinks are on the house. I was waiting for our original starter to open up THE TAVERN. I’ll have either of my favorites.

Wow, did I have one to many? I must be halluzinating. This is not the Turtle and Bear Tavern I used to go to. It feels like being transported a great distance. Hi to my ha-ha-ha-lu-zi-na-na-tions. Glad to see you all. Don’t go away when I come to.

It was so sad when the old place burned down, but if I see even a single fern in here, this one is going down too. Better dead than Yuppy! Put down that cell phone and start living! Now where is Marguerite? I’m looking for some big love from her. I hope she’s drunk, it’s the only time she gives me the time of day.

Bartender, get me a fru-fru drink and make sure it has an umbrella in it. I’m going to blow groceries in technocolor tonight!

norb reports: “This is not the Turtle and Bear Tavern I used to go to.” In case anyone thinks that norb is burbling then here is the other tavern he has been to and still is visiting.

(Link deleted by Administrator) Anyone is welcome to the Turtle and Bear. There is just a bit of cyber water between!
😮

CHEERS,
It’s good to see people in here. What should we name this tavern? How about The Bear and the Turtle, so our friends across the pond are welcomed here too.

Bartender, rounds of drinks for everyone.

I’ll be lovely to any man who….

is funny, intelligent, sings UNCHAINED MELODY in falsetto.

Regards,
Marguerite

Is it okay if I bring my little friend in here. He’s got a special meaning to me.
He can sit on the hearth.

I’ll have a bottle of wine please. I feel the need to get one good drunk on.

Hi,

If only the Tavern hadn’t hired Great White to preform that night. I bet the manager is sorry now he took that job. He got 10 years in prison. Six of those years were for keeping the lead singer in the band though.

Jerimy honey,

A round for the bar please, especially the cute guy with the guitar.

Regards,
Marge

I thought the TAVERN had closed down. Now I know what to do to relieve this blasted numbness I’m getting. BARTENDER, I’ll have a WILD BLOODY MARY LONG ISLAND ICED TEA.

Hey Marge, are we going to have the PROM at the tavern?

[QUOTE=marguerite]I’ll be lovely to any man who….

is funny, intelligent, sings UNCHAINED MELODY in falsetto.

Regards,
Marguerite[/QUOTE]

Marge,

What you want is a counter tenor who can sing in the upper ranges without falsetto. Jeremy Jackman, first counter tenor of the King’s Singers in the 1980s, comes to mind–I could listen to him sing the telephone directory, regardless of how much I’ve had to drink.

Deb

Only if Marc and Lee (the infamous doo woppers) promise to perform and Jerimy spikes the punch.

Cheers,
Marge

Deb,

I’ve never heard of King’s countertenors. Would you tell me more, please. What is difference between falsetto and countertenor, for example. Does the reference to the “King” mean the King of England or King’s College (Cambridge?) or something else?

Someone in my apartment building admired my cane the other day. Thanks again for finding the wonderful canemaker in Yorkshire.

Regards,
Marge

Aaahhhhhh…..nothing like coming home to freinds music and of course Single malt Scotch no ice with a water back…….good to be home again.

Oh and Barkeep….a round for all the ladies on me……well not the ladies on me….just the bill…..*of course the whole ladies thing……* did I just type that outloud 😮

I’ll have a martoonie, barkeep. 6 olives please. yes, I said martoonie, I have been drinking white wine sprizters all day.:) Maybe I need a Double Brandy to celebrate Doc David coming home for a few days.:)

The “Evil Twin” needs her Double Brandy. Hic,Hic, Hic, Hic :p

Stephen honey, thank you!

Cheers,
Marge

Once in a while I feel brave and stumble into a Tavern. I walk up to the bar and make sure everyone there has a good supply of salted peanuts right in front of them. Today I am feeling generous and making sure the Pretzels bowls are full too!

Can I get anyone something else to eat?

I hate to see anyone drink on an empty stomach.

Use that artificial sweetner in your drinks it makes you absorb the drink faster and get that buzz quicker!

[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]*Taking a nice, long drink……*[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhhhhhhh……..now THAT was good! [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Great to see everyone back at the bar. B, which Thread were we singing ‘New York, New York’ in? I started singing about it being ‘a hellofa town’, then thought we switched to Frank Sinatra’s version.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Whatever…[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Just give me a chair so I can eye Lee down there with his orange fizzie drink. Looks like he’s had more than one. The umbrellas are sticking all over his hair. And he’s ‘Singing in the Rain’.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Cool![/COLOR][/FONT]

And what recipe would you like me to use. Butter or Margarine? Tomatoe or Onion? Pickles? Tomatoe Soup?

I might have found a new career! I served a awesome breakfast if you want to wait till noon! LOL

LadyK, for breakfast I will have….let me think….hhhmmmm….I’ll have a Bloody Bull, the breakfast of champions……..and take a Bloddy Mary over to Angel2ndclass just to perk her up this morning.

[QUOTE=Debi][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]*Taking a nice, long drink……*[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhhhhhhh……..now THAT was good! [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Great to see everyone back at the bar. B, which Thread were we singing ‘New York, New York’ in? I started singing about it being ‘a hellofa town’, then thought we switched to Frank Sinatra’s version.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Whatever…[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Just give me a chair so I can eye Lee down there with his orange fizzie drink. Looks like he’s had more than one. The umbrellas are sticking all over his hair. And he’s ‘Singing in the Rain’.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#9932cc]Cool![/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE]

Hi Debi,
I forgot what thread we were in too. Darn, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.:confused: :confused:
Now I’d like to see Lee with all those cute little umbrellas sticking in his hair, that is one sight that would make my day.:D

Ladykit,
I’ll have a buttered bagel for breakfast tomorrow and a french vanilla latte. I’m glad no-one asked me to cook, because I am a terrible one. I’m a New York girl, can I join in the song.

Barkeep,

Where are those martoonies I order a few days ago? What you don’t want to serve me because I’m drunk already.:D

Just plop the olive dish down in front of me as I have a craving for green olives right now. Lots and lots of them please. [B]HIC[/B];)

Sure you can sing Liz, why not Debi does it all the time and she’s pretty damn good at it too. Well I think she is, I’m drunk what the hell do I know.;)

Debi,

Lee is doing the snoopy dance, and we don’t know where it will lead. The women from the East Coast are applauding loudly: GO LEE!!!

Regards,
Marge

Snoopy Dance? I’m not doing a Snoopy dance. I’m doing a Tahitian War Hula, for God’s sake! What do you think all those umbrellas are for? It’s time to change my medication. Bartender, get my another fru-fru drink, and this time I want it in a pineapple or served in a Tiki god. I’ll have it over here on the beach while I watch the silvery moon rise over the breezy South Pacific seascape. Or is that the Budwiser clock? Damn, that GBS really screws up my eyesight in the late evening. Pass my a Ukelele, I feel the need to sing “Tiny Bubbles”. Okay, we’ll start off with the power E chord to get the place jumping….

Geez, I go to Tahiti to get awat from everyone I know and guess who’s sitting on the beach a few feet away from me and my martoonies, It’s that Lee guy with all those umbrellas in his hair. Wait, I’ll get my camera, he’s to drunk to know that I’m taking his pictures and posting them all over the internet.:p

If he starts dancing and chanting the War Dance, I’m running for cover.:D

Lee honey,

Debi’s Snoopy Dance Rules do not mention clothing. Probably why I got confused.

Love the twirling umbrellas,
Marge

Marge,

Is that Lee dancing with the grass skirt and coconut bra? 😮

Oh no where did Lee go? I hope he didn’t start a “War Chant” and travel off to do battle with another Island.

[B]Lee, where are you get back here and drink some more fru fru drinks and do the hula.[/B]

[COLOR=red]Beer please. Molson Ice in a bottle and keep ’em comin'[/COLOR]

I don’t know about the war chant, Brandy, but it was definitely Lee. He’s gone off for more umbrella drinks and a back-up singer.

Cheers,
The Prednisone Princess

Not me, Cheryl. I am a klutz.

Was telling Brandy last night about hot summer when my somewhat high heels got stuck in tar on street and I fell out of my shoes. Mind you, this was at least 10 years before GBS.

Actually, I think Lee is waiting for Marc to break radio silence.

Barkeep, a Margarita, if you will.

Giggles,
Marge

[QUOTE=Brandy] Is that Lee dancing with the grass skirt and coconut bra? :eek:[/QUOTE]

Guys, guys, nobody told me I was missing all the fun while my wife was hawking the computer and I was watching our granddaughter the last two days. This morning I finally hobbled downstairs and escaped to the tavern through the extra ‘puter that was collecting dust – kind of like in the witch and the wardrobe.

I’ll have a Mai Tai. Just read the recipe, that is some potent stuff.

Or is it too early in the morning?

P.S. I snuck in my camera to catch Lee dancing.

Jerimy/Stephen:

You are the ABSOLUTE BEST BARTENDERS in the world. A round for the bar, especially Norb, and keep them coming or going, as the case may be.

Regards,
Marge

Oh it has been many years since I heard “Mai Tai” Those were one of my favorite drinks! I even forget what was in them but it was GOOD! LOL You have to remember I have about two drinks a year so my memory can go from year to year what I celebrated with the year before! Never forget the name when I hear them. Salt on the rim of a good Margaritta is the best. I have so many bottles of Gin here can anyone tell me some good drinks to make to use them up?

I will leave you guys and girls this time with just a bag of Peanuts and Pretzels. It was a cheap gift but will hit the spot!

Oh Norb,
Thanks for the picture of Lee, my camera wasn’t working. Now you have to send that out on the internet.:D

Where is Lee, is hiding with Marc now? I’ll bet he rowed to another island just to get away from me. 😀 I still think he did the War Dance and has taken over another island and declared himself King.

Did you Lee, did ya, did ya?????????????????:D

The only time I cook is when everyone is really sloshed and then they can not tell how bad the cooking really is! Get more compliments that way!

Another round of pretzels and mustard dip and a big bowl of salted peanuts!
I am having a good day watching all the races on tv….no cook needed here! I am busy!

Don’t forget to check out the NASCAR thread to see who come the closest with their picks. I like to pick the underdogs…easy to come up with those popular people’s names!

[COLOR=red]funny pic Norb[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ff0000]another beer please …[/COLOR]

[quote=angel2ndclass22699]hey jerimy while you’re here can i have another double…please?!! pour yourself one while you’re at it!![/quote]

Done :hic:

Jerimy,

Have I ever mentioned that you are sooooo cute?

Cheers,
Marge

Hey how about hooking a gallon bottle of Wild Turkey to an IV line, I can be happy some!!! 😀

One for everyone………..and hi LiL Sis:p

[QUOTE=OneEyeGeo]Hey how about hooking a gallon bottle of Wild Turkey to an IV line, I can be happy some!!! 😀 [/QUOTE]
Great idea. Last year I called ahead to the infusion center and left a message saying that I would prefer Scotch or Canadian. When I came in at 9 a.m. the two nurses were standing there with big grins on their faces. There were two infusion bags already hanging from the stand with big signs on them [b]”Scotch” [/b]and the other one [b]”Canadian”[/b]. Got lots of curious looks whe I went downstairs for lunch in the busy hospital cafeteria pushing the stand and the infusion machine ahead of me.

😮 aww shucks Marge

[quote=marguerite]Jerimy,

Have I ever mentioned that you are sooooo cute?

Cheers,
Marge[/quote]

PS-I finally found the scooter for me when I am unable to walk.

[IMG]http://bestscooterbuys.com/images2/x-50-3007.jpg[/IMG]

Hey everyone! Good to see you everyone again! Hmmm, was Jer picking on me? I didn’t notice that! Thanks for having my back, Cher! I missed you!

I’ll take a sangria, please!

One Sangria coming up, missed you Shan 🙂

Thanks Jer! I hate to drink and go, but Ben’s taking the doors off the Jeep! Looks like we’re gonna have some fun today!

See ya’ll later!

Hey, it’s good to see that Shannon’s here, Hi Shan:cool:

DON”T NOBODY PUT A SCRATCH ON MY CAR PARKED OUTSIDE!

Who’s That Out On The Dance Floor? Is That Two Guys?

Has it been that long for you, Liz? One of the “men” has breasts.

Regards,
Marge

I love the name of the bar, but personally I love ‘The Whale and Ale’. What do you say?
Cheers all around
Val

Whale and Ale is great name for a pub. Deb (eightplusfive) and I have promised each other we would meet in the Prince of Wales in Wimbledon some day.

(Muttered aside) How many Americans does it take to find a British pub? Answer is one, of course, providing it is a woman.

Regards,
Marge

POOR ME, YES MARGE IT HAS BEEN THAT LONG.:eek:

Goodness (though Mae West said there was no goodness in it), Liz!

Would you like to rent my 6’2″ blonde, blue-eyed 35-year-old second cousin? He now lives in Manhattan but was born in Smithtown and brought up in Shirley. He has taken special care of me for the past several years.

Regards,
Marge

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAKED COWBOY:D DID HE MAKE IT HOME FROM MY BIRTHDAY PARTY? HOW MUCH IS THE RENTAL FEE, I LIVE ON A BUDGET.

BLOND AND BLUE EYED (actually hazel) REMINDS ME OF A BADDDDDDDDDD INFLUENCE IN MY LIFE ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.

He’s not the naked cowboy. Is actually a playright but earns his living as archivist and/or bouncer, depending on circumstances. His motto: I’ll do almost anything for money.

Have not spotted the Naked Cowboy lately. Times Square is very touristy and Disneyfied and I avoid it if at all possible.

Regards,
Marge

Hic-hic-hic, Who owns this ugly pink 50ies chevy -hic-hic in front, in front. Sh****t, I think I ran into it with my “Ferrari” rollator. Smashed it up pretty good. I’ll buy you a pitcher of beer -hic-hic – OK??????

Hey Norb,

If you hit my purple Harley in the parking lot you’ll be in big, humungo trouble. :p :p Stay far away from it.:) That bike was custom built for my short legs.

Brandy, purple Harley? I see it in front of the Tavern all the time. I didn’t know it was yours. How cool is that. Maybe you can give me a ride some day. I’ll make sure I pull my legs up to my chin 😀

Don’t worry about me hitting it. I go for the big cruisers.

[COLOR=red]is there anything to eat here?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I’m dying for a cheeseburger and onion rings![/COLOR]

Liz, start patting down the male patrons. We need evidence of this henious crime (that’ss MY powder blue 1957 Chevy).

Regards,
Marge

[QUOTE=norb]Brandy, purple Harley? I see it in front of the Tavern all the time. I didn’t know it was yours. How cool is that. Maybe you can give me a ride some day. I’ll make sure I pull my legs up to my chin 😀

Don’t worry about me hitting it. I go for the big cruisers.[/QUOTE]

Norb, you’ll definetly have to pull those legs up, it’s a real low boy then modified for this 5′ purple tattooed rose gal.:)

Marg

I, myself, enjoy a good pat down as much as the next cowboy but…..why the rubber glove…OMG….I think we either need to be better friends or there is Diffidently more Scotch in my future 😀

Shan…
It’s your old Texas, crazy, right wing, conservative republican friend saying it is great to see you back…..can I buy a you a drink of your choice or would you just prefer the standard Margarita…..
Stephen

I know, I know….3 posts in a row…..what can I say the old Tavern is coming back to life…..

I don’t wan to forget my other friends like Codey, brandy, Angel2ndClass, Ali, Jerimy, OneEye……the heck with it…..Bartender a round for the house on me! (that way I don’t leave anyone out)
Cheers

Thanx Stephen,

The perfect time to come in, or should I say get up from the floor, where I have been laying since March.:eek: I’m as fresh as a daisy and looking forward to that drink!

bout damn time Ali 😉

OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Someone ran into my beautiful pink 57″ chevy. Let’s see, who could have done it, Lee’s not looking at me, Dave is downing a cheeseburger, Jer just went into the john. There’s Norb, it was him, he’s got pink paint chips in his hair. You better paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for that car.

I’d better not chance coming back in the classic black vet that I have in my garage.

Norb, since you smashed “pink cloud” you’d better take me home!!! Now how am I going to get lost in the 50’s.

Psssst Liz–threats do not get you good s*x. Try charm, money or my nephew Scott the Bull.

Regards,
Marge

[QUOTE=codystanley]Norb, since you smashed “pink cloud” you’d better take me home!!! Now how am I going to get lost in the 50’s.[/QUOTE]
Oh my ghosh, Liz 😮 How could I have done that to a wonderful person and good friend like you. I am totally crushed and devastated. I knew I should have waited with all these Mai Tai’s until after I got to the tavern. Of course, I’ll take you home tonight. My Ferrari rollator has a nice seat and I’ll push you wherever you want to go, even get you out of the fifties. 🙂 And I’ll get you another car. What kind would you like?
Lets go over to the bar and talk about it. Bartender, a double drink for my friend – and a big box of Kleenex.

[QUOTE=marguerite]Liz, start patting down the male patrons. We need evidence of this henious crime (that’ss MY powder blue 1957 Chevy). [/QUOTE]Hey Marge, what did you have tonight? I know it’s pretty dark outside and I had a few to many but I am pretty sure the one I hit was pink, not powder blue :rolleyes: So you can relax ’til tomorrow night when the Whale and Ale menace strikes again.

OK OK I could not find any parking place right up front had to enter thru the rear entrance and they made me do dishes before I could pick up the order for the onion rings and cheeseburger. I get your starved! Takes me forever to do the dishes. I just ain’t what I used to be!

But in rehab they had me playing air hockey so I am really good at that if someone wants to challenge me to a game. I am also very good at the pool table! What kind of games we have here….just those darn video games?

OK Cheeseburgers and Onion Rings up! Free! No charge due to be being slow!

Enjoy! The Bartender will take your orders to wash it down!

Hey Norb, a classic Tbird will do to replace my “pink cloud”.

No wonder I get frustrated, Marge knows;)

And I really do have satan in my garage, he looks like this

The answer, Norb my sweet, is rose colored glasses. All men and other fast movers are pink to me.

Cheers,
Marge

Is anyone up for the challenge of getting on the back of my purple Harley?

I think you’re all afraid to ride with me cause I drink lots of martoonies.Hic,Hic

Only Norb wants a ride. Norb how do you feel about wearing a purple helmet?
No one will make fun of you, especially Lee, he has so many umbrellas sticking in his hair from his fru fru drinks.

ANGEL,
You’ll have to come to my house for a ride in “satan”. After what happened to my “pink cloud”, I wouldn’t dare park it outside the tavern.

Hey Norb, that’s a “classic” Tbird I want.

[QUOTE=Brandy] Norb how do you feel about wearing a purple helmet?
No one will make fun of you, especially Lee, he has so many umbrellas sticking in his hair from his fru fru drinks.[/QUOTE]
Brandy, here I am sipping my own version of Mai Tai (yummy, that’s delicious), waiting for you to pick me up. Where are you. Now I have to come to the tavern on my Ferrari again. Who knows what I am going to hit tonight. Did u really think the pink helmet would keep me from a wild ride?
Don’t you remember me driving around in the late 70ies with a blue VW bus with 1 foot tall tulips painted all around? It worked with Carol 😀 that and my beard and German accent. She moved in with her two kids a few weeks later. Well, the kids are grown but she is still there.

Found an old pix, pass it around so you’all will believe me.

Mai, this Mai Tai is tasty 🙂 it really is

Sorry, Liz AND mARGE, if I talked with Brandy too much. You know, it’s hard to compete with a Harley. I’ll talk with youm about that tBIRD and the rose colored glasses LATER –

Mai, this Mai Tai is tasty 🙂 hic I think I’ll mix myself another one. My own recipe, couldn’t find all the required ingrediewnts in the store today. No time to look, used Dial-a-ride since Brandy didn’t show up yet.

Recipe for Norb’s very own Mai Tai
———————————
4 oz. Bacardi Gold Rum
juice of 1/2 lime
orange juice (eyeballed it)
pineapple juice (used the other eyeball)
spritzer of Grenadine Syrup
ice

Braaaandy, I am still waiting

Here is a picture I just took to help you with the Mai Tai in case I whetted your appetite. Pass it on to the bartender, will you.

Norb,

I’m on my way, but I need a few martoonies first. You can’t ride a Harley sober, where’s the fun in that. So have my drinks ready, lots of green olives again. The helmet is purple, not pink dear. My gear has to coordinate with the purple Harley. I do have a pink rose on the gas tank, but all in all everything is purple even my chaps and boots. 🙂

hic …. 😀

[QUOTE=ali] I’m as fresh as a daisy and looking forward to that drink![/QUOTE] Hey Ali, still fresh as a daisy? You must have tried out my recipe since you came in with just a hic 😀

Brandy, what’s the difference, pink or purple. I go with either one. Between Liz’ pink Chevy and Marge’s pink glasses and my two pink looking Mai Tais (for real) it’s easy to get the colors confused.
Bring the olives. couldn’t find any in the frige

Nnnnorb, wash that the Mai Tai resssipee or the Krissmass kake one. Mai Tai good as a daisy 😀 Awwwww where is the krismis kake resipeee Brandy and Marge?

Oh my gosh, Ali, did you get the recipes confused and drank what you mixed up. Hang on to the bar. I’ll be right over and keep you company

I need a tip from the bartender: How to you squeeze out a lime if you can’t hold on to it because you can’t feel it? I am alone in the house once again til Fri, nobody to ask for help:(

*chaps and boots….hhhhmmmm……*

Lets see……how about another Bloody Bull and a chair…..looks crowded this am

Thanks, Cheryl. That sounds easy. Why didn’t I think of it. Its learning new skills, isn’t it?
Hope you like my version of Mai Tai. One of the many recipes I found called for both dark and light rum. I did’t want to buy two bottles so I compromised and used the gold. It also includes triple sec liqueur, another bottle I didn’t want to pay for. Another recipe asked for almond syrup and grenadine. I got the grenadine but skipped the almond syrup. I wouldn’t know where to get that and it tasted fine without.

I checked my blood sugar last night after the second one. Since it was only a little bit high, I had another one. I usually avoid sweet stuff but this was so good and I had not splurged like that in a long time. No hangover this morning.

MAILMAN COMES INTO TAVERN WITH LETTER, CALLS OUT “who’s Norb” AND DELIVERS NOTE TO NORB.

NORB OPENS NOTE, IT’S FROM LIZ AND IT SAYS SINCE YOU SMASHED MY PINK CLOUD AND MY TBIRD HASN’T BEEN DELIVERED YET, I HAVE NO TRANSPORTATION TO GET TO THE TAVERN.

[QUOTE=ali]Nnnnorb, wash that the Mai Tai resssipee or the Krissmass kake one. Mai Tai good as a daisy 😀 Awwwww where is the krismis kake resipeee Brandy and Marge?[/QUOTE]

Ali, I don’t know where the Krismis KAke resipeee is, we lost the bloody resipeee on the old forums. Will have to look for another one.

Hic,Hic,Hic,Hic 😀

I’ll have a bloody Caesar with a giant, fresh dill pickle spear to stir it with, please. Now, everyone raise your glasses, please, and I’ll give the toast, “Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women, cheers!”

Oh Liz, I am crushed. How could you doubt me. I spent all day looking for just the right car for you with the right color. Have you looked outside your window lately? How do you like your new [COLOR=”Magenta”]pink[/COLOR] Tbird. It’s in immaculate condition. The keys are in your mailbox. Can you forgive me?

How ’bout giving me a ride home tonight since Brandy is picking me up on her Harley.:D

WOW, Norb, you can have a ride home anytime you want:cool: Just watch out for my watchdogs CODY and STANLEY. CODY’S the big one and STANLEY’S the little one. I think Cody might be a pitbull.

Long Island Iced Tea’s for everyone to celebrate.

[COLOR=red]Thanks for the burger … I have a problem though … my beer bottle is empty. This place is friendlier than Cheers! Where’s the pool table?[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=codystanley]WOW, Norb, you can have a ride home anytime you want:cool: Just watch out for my watchdogs CODY and STANLEY. CODY’S the big one and STANLEY’S the little one. I think Cody might be a pitbull.[/QUOTE]
Liz, I always wondered who Cody and Stanley was. Thanks for the warning. I think I better get a ride to my place instead. I am too old to wrestle with a pitbull – even after a few drinks..
What are you having tonight?

[B]Bartender, a pitcher of beer for Fireman Dave. Can’t you see he is running dry?[/b]

It’s Friday and boy is this place empty….no singing…no one dancing on the tables….no one falling down, sleeping on the floor….oh I take that back, I see Ali snoring in the corner……oh well maybe I am just early.

Barkeep….lets start things out lightly this afternoon…..I’ll have a Cherry Beer or as some may call it a Submarine….please

Did someone say somefing?

[B]NORB!!![/B] Oh sorry I thought it was Norb not Norm! That mistake could have changed the whole series! LOL

Plenty of Pretzels and Peanuts under the bar. I am taking the weekend off!

Going out on the lake in the boat!

Hello, Helloooooooooooooooo

Where is everyone today? Are you sleeping off your hangovers? Today is a great day for either sleeping or getting tipsy, which do you choose?

I choose sleep now, tipsy later tonight.

Hmmmmm, Today I choose sleep. Between Stephens round of drinks AND Norbs recipe for Mai Tai, i just cant go on, need to recharge my batteries.

You know you’re getting old when “Happy Hour” is an afternoon nap.:D

I thought I’d post this here in the Tavern.

A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through the guardrail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upsidedown and finally stops, wheels spinning in the air,smoke and steam poring out from the car.

A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident helps the miraculously
unharmed driver out of the wreck.

“Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?”

“Of course!” says the man, brushing dirt from his suit.

[B]”What the hell do you think I am, a stunt driver or something?”[/B]:D

Okay, listen up you guys in the Tavern and wearing cowboy boots,

[B]”Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On” [/B] 😀 😀

OWWWWWWWW. Funny to see though:eek:

We need to find the recpee for the chrishmish kak if we’re having a blast 4th of juuuuuuuuuly. You know chrishmish in juuuuuuuuly.

Hi Stephen! Good to see you again! I’ll take whatever Cher’s having, please!

Hugs!

Shan

Brandy, you asked where everbody was. Well, I am just peeking in tonight. It”s too hot today. Wished someone would turn on the A/C.

Hi Jer,

Drinks for everyone! The prednisone warning has been removed, and I’m a free woman!!!!!

Whew!
Marge

Consider it done Marge.

[B][COLOR=red]WOAH! 😮 Where’s the big boy’s room?! Them beers went right through me![/COLOR][/B]
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Dave, down the hall to your right. 🙂

or is it down the hall and to the left…..hhhmmm

[QUOTE=Morrada]or is it down the hall and to the left…..hhhmmm[/QUOTE]

Gee, now I don’t know, I’ve been drinking to many martoonies and I think I have used both.:D 😀 😀

[QUOTE=Brandy]Gee, now I don’t know, I’ve been drinking to many martoonies and I think I have used both.:D 😀 :D[/QUOTE]

Caught you:eek:

Norb…now that was funny….if I was really in a bar and saw that, there would have been scotch shooting out of my nose…..

[QUOTE=norb]Caught you:eek:[/QUOTE]

Oh My, what can I tell you Norb. 😀 You made me spill my martoonie from laughing so much.

Now you have to buy me another one Pal.

[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkorchid]…Hic….[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

rofl Brandy

I’ll have a canadian beer cause the oilers are actually playing well! after all I am a edmontonion!

I’ll see your canadian beer and raise you a TEXAS beer (Zeigenbach) since the Mavericks are going to the Finals!

Go Mavs!!!

Give me the beer my Red Wings and Pistons both blew it and I need it.

I’ll have the strongest drink in the house, I’m not celebrating, I’m up against my brick wall again.

canadian’s for all then! LOL

Jerimy and Gang,

Glad to be back! I couldn’t log in with my old sign in, so my new one. I haven’t caught up with it all, but talked to Jerimy a few weeks ago. I am Paul Contos , in Alma, MI.

Alma had their annual Highland Festival, last weekend, and I had the chance to enjoy it this year with the help of my new power-chair, which I have dubbed, Rolls-Rough. Lots of Bagpipe and Drum Bands, Highland Dancing, and Athletic Games. Very Good but Very Hot–90’s, that weekend. I handled the heat quite well, to my surprise. So in consolation for the Detroit Redwings and Pistons, the Lions and Tigers…

In keeping with the spirit of the topic; A round of SCOTCH WHISKY, for the Bonnie LADS and the Bonnie LASSES!

Welcome back Paul, it was nice talking to you again today. Take care of yourself and call anytime.

Jerimy

Hi there,

This is my first time at this swinging place. I heard all the drinks are “no calories included”, and the first one is free. Make that a Canadian and Selser in a big, big glass. I just got done painting and I need something to get rid of the smell and kill the pain.

[COLOR=red]ok I’m back … I went down the hall looked both ways, got a little dizzy, then found a bathroom. I hope I went to the right one, well I put the seat back down at least. :)[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#ff0000]More beer pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssssse! I’m powerful thirsty and still sober![/COLOR]

😮

Shan, it’s time to party.Any other Lady Bikers want to take this gang for a ride?

Angel2ndClass wants a specialty drink for Shan and the whole bar……Then I am making a Border Buttermilk (and no there is no buttermilk init)

1 12oz can of pink lemonade in the the Blender

Fill empty 12oz can with Dark Rum….and pour into blender (and while no one is looking an quick poor from the bottle straight into the blender for luck.

Add ice, blend and serve……goes down toooooo easy

Who’s ready for a round?

I’ll try it, maybe I’ll try alot of it. 🙂

Oh Brandy me darlin…..that’s my kind of Gal! Well just start off with a double and see how the night progresses……….

A round on me to celebrate Cheryl making Senior Member on this new forum:)

Wow, I just noticed I am right behind you.

Another round on me making Senior Member 😀

Wow, I just noticed I am right behind you.

Another round on me to celebrate me making Senior Member.

Hi Brandy and Cher! I’m in! (Hmm, where’s the “cheers” smilie?)

You guys are all lushes, how is a guy supposed to pass out in peace with you around 🙂

Cheers to my friends both new and old….this site has truly been a blessing for me

So raise your glasses and cheers to each, for a friendly weekend!

and Thanks Ali and Racer13 for your sentiments.

Cheryl, sorry, I forgot you are still so young. Being a senior member in real life for quite some time it has a familiar ring to me 😀

I take some of that buttermilk drink. Weird name, though. Add some pineapple juice, grenadine syrup, and you have something pretty close to my favorite Mai Tai (see below)

No granddaughter to take care of til Mon. Time to take advantage and get wasted. I take another one of those weird drinks. Hic

You are making me hungry Cheryl. Anything good to munch on around here?

[quote=angel2ndclass22699]norb how much have you had to drink today? i saw your ferrari parked outside–good luck trying to get out of that space.;)[/quote] don’t u worry ur purdy self hun. I got her out fer em.
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btw I’d like to give u a ride home. *belch*

wat u mean? I thought u said Lamborgani, that wasn’ t ur car I got fer ya?

Soapy,

What part of Nashville are you from? My family’s in Smyrna now, but I grew up in Antioch.

JD for soapy, please, barkeep. Nice Lamborgini by the way.

Shannon

Cheryl, you did it again. How many of those Border Buttermilk drinks did you have? That wasn’t my car. Remember mine is burgandy. And Soapy you better hide because you towed the wrong car to the wrecker place. The guy in the picture below is after you. He’s had a few too many and is steaming mad.

Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget. And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He is looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. Also my burgandy Ferrari

[QUOTE=Morrada]Oh Brandy me darlin…..that’s my kind of Gal! Well just start off with a double and see how the night progresses……….[/QUOTE]

Doubles are good. You know our resident Doc David calls me “Double Brandy”

So doubles all around. 🙂

[QUOTE=norb]A round on me to celebrate Cheryl making Senior Member on this new forum:)[/QUOTE]

Cheers for Cheryl and Norb, a few drinks to go with those cheers. 🙂

Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget. And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He is looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. I think I sawe him on a most wanted list somewhere. I also want to show you my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. 😀

Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget. And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He is looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. Isaw him on a most wanted list. This is my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. 😀

Hi Cheryl, you did it again. You must have had quite a few of these Border Buttermilk’s. Remember they are half lemonade and half dark rum. You got the wrong car. Mine is a burgandy Ferrari. How could you forget.

And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He came in from the street looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. I saw him on a most wanted list. This is my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. 😀

[QUOTE=Shannon]Soapy,

What part of Nashville are you from? My family’s in Smyrna now, but I grew up in Antioch.

JD for soapy, please, barkeep. Nice Lamborgini by the way.

Shannon[/QUOTE]

Hey Shannon,
Small world eh? I grew up in East Tennessee, Roane County, ie Harriman, Rockwood. I moved to Nashville in 1987 to seek my fortune with Purina Mills, and Whirlpool Corp. I’m still looking for it. My wife hated the traffic, so we moved to Manchester for a couple of years. I worked for Batesville Casket Company there. (good overtime, people dying to get one of those) Got hooked up with Nissan and moved to Smyrna in 91. I live in the subdivision right behind walmart. One way in and out of here, I drive a powerchair with a flagpole on it around these parts. I fly an American Flag, or the Jolly Roger (Skull and Crossbones), depending on the mood I’m in. Got pulled over by the Smyrna PD for cruising at night with only a flashlight. I have lights all over it now, I used to be an industrial electrician. Now when people see me they just shurg and say , “there goes the village idiot”. Man that JD loosens a fellers tongue don’t it. *burp* I gotta go pee.
*buys a round* So friend war u at now and whats up with u these days?

[QUOTE=norb]
And Soapy, you better hide. The owner of the car you towed to the wrecker place is fuming mad. He came in from the street looking for you. Here is a pix so you know what he looks like. I saw him on a most wanted list. This is my burgandy Ferrari so you won’t get confused next time. :D[/QUOTE]

Norb,
my power chair will outrun a fa r e . That ugly feller, not u, the other one, he looks like a wuss, couple more shots of Tequila, and I’ll wup his butt. AND THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YA PUNKS IN HERE TOO. *Soapys head bangs the counter as he passes out*

Kevin, too funny. I lived across Enon Springs Road on the other side of Wal-Mart (well, at that time it was just a vacant lot) during my junior and senior years in HS in a yellow house on Chevy Chase Rd. in 1987-1989. After that I went to M’boro for college, then came to Chicago. My grandmother lives in Weekly Hills Estate between the base and the lake, and my parents moved off Old N’ville Hwy., still in Smyrna. Wish I’d known you in December when I was home for a visit! We’ll definitely have to get together next time I do come home though! Just curious, were you dx’ed with CIDP in Smyrna, or did you go up to Vandy?

Shan

[QUOTE=Shannon]Kevin, too funny. I lived across Enon Springs Road on the other side of Wal-Mart (well, at that time it was just a vacant lot) during my junior and senior years in HS in a yellow house on Chevy Chase Rd. in 1987-1989. After that I went to M’boro for college, then came to Chicago. My grandmother lives in Weekly Hills Estate between the base and the lake, and my parents moved off Old N’ville Hwy., still in Smyrna. Wish I’d known you in December when I was home for a visit! We’ll definitely have to get together next time I do come home though! Just curious, were you dx’ed with CIDP in Smyrna, or did you go up to Vandy?

Shan[/QUOTE]

Heck ya, I was dx by a neuro, (sleep disorder was his specialty) at Southern Hills. First called GBS, and after a year I was almost well , then started relapsing, so it was changed to CIDP. Got rid of the sleep dude, he let me wind up in icu twice within 6 mo. I did go to vandy and had 2 different nuros confirm it. How’s your honey doing?
*buys another round*

Southern Hills, another hospital I would avoid. Ben’s doing great. It’s only been just over a year, so he still has extreme fatigue and a little leftover paralysis in his left foot and upper mouth. He finally got an AFO the other night, so I’m hoping it will help. He’s been stumbling a lot lately and scraping his foot on the pavement when he walks. I’m afraid he might fall again. Right now he’s taking a nap, so I’m just letting him rest as long as he needs to. He’s gotten all of his physical strength back, and by looking at him you can’t even tell he was ever sick.

Do you spend a lot of time at that Wal-Mart? If so, I bet you know my sisters. They’re there all the time because that’s about the only thing to do in Smyrna.

[QUOTE=soapy] my power chair will outrun a fa r e . That ugly feller, not u, the other one, he looks like a wuss, couple more shots of Tequila, and I’ll wup his butt. [/QUOTE]

Go get ’em

Noooo, not me, the other one

Hmmmmmm, you guys should try the deck (out the side door to the left), afternoon sun, not the heat and humidity of summer yet, and a nice glass of red wine …………. or should I say ………….. and nice glass or four of red wine, and a good steak. :p Please come and join me, its lonely without the family.

[QUOTE=Shannon]Southern Hills, another hospital I would avoid. Ben’s doing great. It’s only been just over a year, so he still has extreme fatigue and a little leftover paralysis in his left foot and upper mouth. He finally got an AFO the other night, so I’m hoping it will help. He’s been stumbling a lot lately and scraping his foot on the pavement when he walks. I’m afraid he might fall again.
Do you spend a lot of time at that Wal-Mart? If so, I bet you know my sisters. They’re there all the time because that’s about the only thing to do in Smyrna.[/QUOTE]

I call it Southern Kills now. Keep ben out of the lounge and he won’t stumble so much. your sisters, they just left. they said to tell you hay.

soapy

Boy, I haven’t been in here in a cupla days or weeks. Since my pink cloud got smashed, I can’t take satan out of garage and I don’t want my new Tbird to get smashed.

took a taxi here.

Norb, Lee, ole buddys you won’t believe this. I put this song I wrote on the net. Now Women coming outta the woods. They know war I live, my real name, its crazy.
They young and purdy too. Soon as they boyfriends/ husbands go to sleep/go out, etc. They start stalking me.
I may need to hire u guys fer a body guard for its over.
I gotta watch what i put in the garbage now. They may be out there now, diggin for a snot rag for all I know. I’ll have to leave the porch light on like the rest of the neighborhood. I just can’t afford to right now, im still looking for a record deal.. Keep this to yourself. I’m working on a new song now. its called *whispers*
It’s hard gettin over u, while ur under him.
I gotta go pee, order nother round.

[QUOTE=codystanley]Boy, I haven’t been in here in a cupla days or weeks. Since my pink cloud got smashed, I can’t take satan out of garage and I don’t want my new Tbird to get smashed.

took a taxi here.[/QUOTE]

Liz u a girl, or u just dress like one? nob, er norb wanted me to ask. yeah he’s faydid. Btw if your new lover tbird comes in here, odds r they get splashed, er smashed. cause this party just keeps on and on. you may have heard of me. my name is *passes out again*

Jer sweetie,

Please sprinkle champagne on my fans. They need perking up.

Ooooooooooooooooooh, that’s wonderful.

Regards,
Marge

Consider it done Marge 😉

HEY class (tavern) clown and I think everyone knows who that is. I’m 100% cool chick, one of the oldies but goodies who’s lost in the fifties:p And that was smashed/crashed, not smashed/drunk. Pink Cloud was my 57′ chevy that someone in this tavern demolished, but he replaced it with a classic Tbird of my choice. Satan is my black corvette that I don’t bring out of garage.

Should you see a 50ish Tbird outside the tavern my watchdogs will be in it. CODY is a pitbull, but the little guy STANLEY is the one you have to watch out for.

Here Cody! Good boy! Hi Stanley! Here’s yours too! Tastes good huh boy?

Little dog hair on the passenger seat but it is a good fit. We want to go for a ride in the T Bird!

Love those Fords! Mine is the Red Mustang over in the shade by the corner of the building. Boss 429 with the 3 German Shepherd Dogs in the back. Glad that seat folds down.

In order to go for a ride you have to be approved by my dogs! You need three YES votes! Steak will not work with them!

Kit Found Out That My Dog Cody Is A Pussycat When Offered A Piece Of Chicken. I”m Not Going To Tell What Tidbit Will Turn Stanley Into A Cuddly Teddy Bear.

[quote=codystanley]HEY class (tavern) clown and I think everyone knows who that is. I’m 100% cool chick, one of the oldies but goodies who’s lost in the fifties:p And that was smashed/crashed, not smashed/drunk. Pink Cloud was my 57′ chevy that someone in this tavern demolished, but he replaced it with a classic Tbird of my choice. Satan is my black corvette that I don’t bring out of garage.

Should you see a 50ish Tbird outside the tavern my watchdogs will be in it. CODY is a pitbull, but the little guy STANLEY is the one you have to watch out for.[/quote]
*bows before Liz*
Pardon me mam. I mistook shannon for a guy, because i never met a girl with that name. only guys. I’m new around here and don’t want to make that mistake again. the dog/man with the Liz signoff had me confused in my drunken state. Now that I’m sober I realize it was Shannon trying to get me waxed and take me to some country named chicago. Lucky I passed out. I’m sending u this message thru a friend. I have a hit song out now, and I can’t be in public without bodyguards, as they are off on sundays.
that story starts here.
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Yes I used to be a clown, now I need a stage name for my new career as an artist/composer. Have a good week.

soapy

I don’t like it when I meet guys with my name. It’s just wrong. Ben is talking to my Smyrna grandma on the phone right now. I’m going to tell her about you and your pc as soon as I get the phone back from him. I’ll tell her to say “hay” if she sees you at Walmart.

[QUOTE=codystanley]CHEERS,
It’s good to see people in here. What should we name this tavern? How about The Bear and the Turtle, so our friends across the pond are welcomed here too.

Bartender, rounds of drinks for everyone.[/QUOTE]

*likes a woman with money*

*thinks the drugs are making him paraniod again*
*takes another pill and looks around for maw*

[QUOTE=Shannon] Ben is talking to my Smyrna grandma on the phone right now. I’m going to tell her about you and your pc as soon as I get the phone back from him. I’ll tell her to say “hay” if she sees you at Walmart.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=soapy]*thinks the drugs are making him paraniod again*
*takes another pill and looks around for maw*[/QUOTE]

Don’t worry, she stayed in today cuz it was too hot. I wish it would warm up here. It’s 60 and dreary out! You’ve got to help me convince Ben to take me home.

10-4 on the hot, I can’t get out. *God I’m trapped again*

[QUOTE=marguerite]Jer sweetie,

Please sprinkle champagne on my fans. They need perking up.

Ooooooooooooooooooh, that’s wonderful.

Regards,
Marge[/QUOTE]
*thinks they look perkey*

[QUOTE=Shannon]I don’t like it when I meet guys with my name. It’s just wrong. [/QUOTE]

Our daughter uses her middle name Ryan. She likes it because she thinks it gave her an advantage applying for jobs.

Where is everybody. Just you, Soapy, and me. What the heck, I’ll buy you a drink. What would you like?

Prost

*thinks women too smart sometimes*

I would like a marguerite with an ah on the end of it and lots of salt on the rim.
thankee

Jer,

The salt shaker, please.

Ole,
Marguerite-ahhhhhhhhh

Norb, don’t get me wrong; it’s cute when girls have boys’ names. I love Ryan for a girl. Ben wants to name our future kids Tank and Crusher, so I’m hoping we end up having boys because I don’t want my baby girl answering to Crusher.

ck Bens meds.

HELLO SOAPY HONEY, SOAPY COULD BE A GIRLS NAME:p

ELIZABETH MAY

*scratches his head*
women. wat u drinking hun?
I’m making money hand over fist.
*swaggers a bit*

Where are Marge’s feathered fans? I can’t find them and she’s having hot flashes from all those drinks. Who has the fans, hurry before she goes NY postal.

P.S.
Marge,

Love the Fire Chief’s Wife LOL, LOL

Jerimy, your finest champagne for the women!!! Internal and external, please.

Cheers,
Marge

I could send the Fire Chief over to NY to cool you off with his hose.:D

Man you sure are demanding patrons, I better get a good tip 🙂

*tips jer .05*
Here ya go. I’m making big money now. I get .01 for everytime someone listens to my song. Shucks, last time I ckd I had made over .50. Like all rock stars I ain’t afraid to thro it around. BTW Jer I’m putting a band together,
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and We goan need a place to play. NOne of this one night stuff, I’m talkin house band. Once we git it in here and set up. NO one will have the strength/energy to git er out.
wat say u to that? We will have to have a little qarontee, and of course we get the door. we could have it all, money for nothing and chicks for free, just like that other fellers song.

[QUOTE=Jerimy]Man you sure are demanding patrons, I better get a good tip :)[/QUOTE]

Jer,

Your tip is just knowing us lovely ladies.;)

o, and jer, its pretty much SOP (standard operating precedures) that the band gits free drinks. At least enough to take the edge off. know wat i mean vern?

Sure Soapy, free drinks for the band. What are we going to hear while we are having our Margarita’s or whatever.

Sure, Soapy, free drinks for the band. Just make sure you don’t take too many breaks.What r u going to play next? some bluegrass maybe?

I’d like to dedicate this next song to Shannon and her sisters, a tune by eric clapton, called, wonderful tonight.
Lets git out there and shine those belt buckles boyz. a 1 ana 2 ana 3 ana
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How about a little TExas 2 Step if you please and…..I need a drink….maybe a little Scotch, single malt, neat with a water back…..Care to join me Marg or maybe sweet Ali…..I think I will sit here and wait for a little company…..

Aright *crowd whops and hollors*
we goan pick it up a little and play one u can 2 step 2 hun.
Before we take a break *wipes sweat on a pair of white cotton pannies someone tossed on the stage* we goan play an old favorite. Rocky top Tennessee.

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Ohhhhhhhh, the band is playing “you’re always on my mind.” Willie, I do love you!

Regards,
Marge

[COLOR=red]wooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhh[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ff0000]steady there barstooooooooooooool[/COLOR]
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😀
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[COLOR=#ff0000]I need another drink, I almost fell up![/COLOR]

Watch out there Dave. Barkeep another round for my friend David and I’ll have a few more myself. Who else wants to get a buzz on this early in the day???? 😉

I’m hungry, any steaks back there in that kitchen? A nice T-Bone done medium rare, and baked potato would be nice. I’ll even cook it to give our chef a break from that hot grill.

Willie is goan close for us tonight

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Yoohoo, how come no one is ever here when I come to this Tavern? Is it my deodorant? It’s never failed before I promise.

I don’t like drinking alone, someone join me please.

HEY BRANDY,
Come and join me, I’m sitting here alone blending in with the wall, but that’s the story of my life.

Barkeep, I’ll have the best in the house and kinda hungry too. I’ll have a lambchop and a baked potato swimming in sour cream.

Soapy, I’d like to hear some Charlie Daniels music.

If you do the two step with a cane, is it called the three step? Just curious.

Regards,
Marge

[COLOR=red]ya we need some good ole country music in here…Brandy and Cody may I sit with ya’all?[/COLOR]

Come on over Dave and sit a spell and buy me some more martoonies.

*wakes up about dark, Looks stupified at a pair of pannies the size of an elephant butt.:confused:
looks around nervously and heads out for the tavern*
Greetings my friends,
*everyone groans*:eek:
I gotta quit drinking that ivig, it kiks my butt and gives me the wildest nightmares. Talk about a hangover.
Lets see, i got a request for a song. But first a beer Jer, and I may have to go out back for a minite and clear my head. 😎
I got one fer uns, the devil went down to georgia. I got this purdy young girl to dance for us tonight. Ladies and gentleman,:D
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———————
I don’t give a dam about a man that can’t spell a word but one way. Mark Twain

You’re right, Cheryl. Deep thoughts and possibly some dancing are required.

Regards,
Marge

Paddy had been drinking
at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night
celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. Mick, the bartender
says, ” You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight
Paddy. Paddy replies, “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.”

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat

on his face. “Shit” he says and pulls himself up by the stool

and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and

falls flat on his face, “Shit, Shit!” He looks to the doorway and

thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some

fresh air he’ll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies

up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes

a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better, and takes a

step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

“Bi’Jesus.. I’m really crocked” he says. He can see his house
just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself

up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says “No damn’ way”.

He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says

“I can make it to the bed.” He takes a step into the room and

falls flat on his face. He says “To Hell With it” and crawls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying

a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink
last night?”. Paddy says, “I did Jess. I was really crocked.

But how’d you know?”

“Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.”

HOWDY,
BARKEEP, I’ll have a shrewsliver and I roll to the beat of a different drummer.

If we’re all going, is this how we’ll be in Phoenix?

[QUOTE=marguerite]Jerimy honey,

A round for the bar please, [COLOR=”Black”][B][I]especially the cute guy with the guitar. [/I][/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I knew it!

[QUOTE=marguerite]Jerimy,

Have I ever mentioned that you are sooooo cute?

Cheers,
Marge[/QUOTE]
now she tryin to make me jelous..:(

Who is your favorite Beatle? George, of course!

Regards.
Marge

And now a tribute to billy preston and george harrison

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Hmmmmmm, now thats what the soul needs!:) “Thats the way God planned it”.

line um up I ma celebraten the edmonton oilers huge win tonight! woo hoo edmonton rules!

HEY WAITRESS,
Next time he comes in, this is for Jer. He knows why.

AND THIS IS FOR JER TOO. Maybe he’ll pass them around.

I’ll buy a round, just noticed Ima senior member now.. Finally some respect…

[QUOTE=angel2ndclass22699]congrats senior soapy!!:) next round is on me!:)[/QUOTE]
*likes a woaman with money*

[COLOR=red]:bows to soapy for being promoted to Senior:[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#ff0000]you know it’s a good thing my power wheelchair is parked outside this place. I believe I may be too drunk to walk home! [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff0000]more beer pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease![/COLOR]

[COLOR=#ff0000]pic of my chair[/COLOR]

[COLOR=red]sure le’me finish my beer and tinkle or is it tinkle then finish my beer? :confused: [/COLOR]

Send This Over To Jer. He Knows Why 😉 That Should Smooth Things Over.

I havn’t been here for a long time. Too busy enjoying my alone time which will end today. What’s on tap. I am really thirsty.

Who is [b]Jer[/b]:confused:

Good Going Cher:d I Thought Everyone Knew That Jer Is Jerimy. Norb’s Been Gone Too Long.

Here Norb, This Is For You.

[COLOR=red]woah a CHEESEBURGER! 😮 That w/c ride will have to wait I need a cheeseburger first.[/COLOR]

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Wait! did ya hear about that train wreck in sweetwater, Tennessee. Yup. How u wreck a train? Doh. See the video here for a day or so..
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reminds me of a song. Casey Jones. ole tune by the grateful dead

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[QUOTE=angel2ndclass22699]norb, have you had any sleep in the last 24 hours???? with cleaning up the house and being the busy little bee that you are i would have to say ..maybe 2 hours!! jer is jerimy silly! per is perry, shan is shannon, geo is george, cher is me….anyone i missed…probably.
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Dah 😮 you missed me: Norbert is norb, silly me

Carol called this morning. She was on her way here with Sydney. Wow. I had only one hour to clean up my mess, stash the booze, take a shower. Barely made it, tripped a couple of times but didn’t fall.

Thanks for the drinks you all. Prost, cheers, a votre santee (did I get this right?), chai-yoo (that’s Thai)

Hey Dave, Here’s A Big Juicy One For You.

wat a day. bring me a margerrita ;
I went to see gp today. He was all fired up about the mention of Rituxan. I got his email address and sent him some stuff from the forum. Anywho, back to work.. I remember playing country, and one of my favorites back in those dayz was waylon Jennings… I dont thank hank done it… 1 ana 2 ana
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I really like this one. Clyde. It was written by a feller name of J.J. Cale. I think he also wrote the song Cocaine that eric clapton made famous. I had an album titled J.J. Cale years ago, I’m thinking 1976, when i was in germany another waylon performance

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He sure changed his style over the years didn’t he?

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woot look who ,, the highwaymen,

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Wooaaah, what a difference between the two video’s!

lets just get waxed why don’t we.

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today was the first time i ever heard this song. I wonder war i was at?
*takes another pull*

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time fer me to go
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One last one for shannon, and the rest u purdy girls.

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[COLOR=red]well I checked my watch and it’s time for another beer :rolleyes: [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff0000]Barkeep more beer [/COLOR]

I’m going to hang out in the chat room drinkin today. That way I’ll be ready for some jammin tonight. *burp*

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Must we walk, can’t we ride? I’ve got my horse parked right outside

[COLOR=red]Barkeep! A drink for Marge and a milk for my son, its their birthdays!:D [/COLOR]

[COLOR=red]um hello? it got mighty quiet in here. did somebody say last call or something?[/COLOR]

I THINK WE”RE ALL GETTING READY FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY THAT WILL BE IN THE PARKING LOT.

[QUOTE]I THINK WE”RE ALL GETTING READY FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY THAT WILL BE IN THE PARKING LOT.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=red]What party? You[/COLOR][COLOR=red] go tinkle for two minutes and [B][SIZE=4]BAM[/SIZE][/B] plans change![/COLOR]

😎

Sorry, I’ve been passed out under the bar again. I think I’m okay now.

Shan

Happy birthday, Christopher. Jer, make it a chocolate milk for the birthday boy and a beer for his dad.

Regards,
Marge

Geez, all my posts have disappeared from the last week.

Wish Chris a Happy Birthday from me Dave.

I’ll be late for the tailgate party, I’m going to the July 4th Parade and will be hanging with the Firemen. What sexy devils they are. 🙂

Can I hear a big round of applause for Engine Co 1 and Hook and Ladder #1 out of Bogota. They’re my favorite guys and gals.

[COLOR=red]We bought some fireworks for the tailgate party! A whole bunch of stuff that would get me arrested in NJ![/COLOR]

I don’t know bout u all but I usually start a little early, and stay a little late. Pick me up, day after the 4th..

I’ll be here with my friends.

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*looks around for a loose fireman hat*

All you need is love hun. *winks at all the girls*

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For all you people havin a crappy day. Keep the Faith
Everbody Hurts. 1 ana 2 ana

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Here is my motivational song for the weekend and 4th..
I won’t back down. 1 ana 2 ana
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and i’m goan play this one, cause I like it. *smiles*

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[COLOR=red]Soapy[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff0000]I could loan ya my helmet[/COLOR]

dave,
are those helments really a chick magnet like they say?

jer, a round for my generous friend here..

Let me stand next to your fire!
jimmi hendrix

[COLOR=red]Soapy,[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]they probaldly are, honestly I never tired to use just my helmet to pick up girls. they liked my Captain’s badge more 😀 [/COLOR]
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ALMOST TIME FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY. I”VE GOT A LEMON MERINGUE PIE IN FRIDGE.

Firemen are the sexiest. I have been in a Firefighter family for 26 years now and I wouldn’t trade them for anyone else. Pure sex appeal. Women seem to like men in uniforms, what’s that all about?

Where’s that Firefighter calender, crap I can’t find it. Marge send me a new one of New York’s greatest looking guys. ]

Dave, I’m going to a wetdown tomorrow. Wooooohoooo for me I get to check out the Firemen.

Cops in kilts are my favorites, especially after the parade!

Cheers,
Marge

Cops in kilts, yes baby.By the way they don’t wear anything under their kilts. I know, because I Checked it out. Oh Baby.

*humm, buy em a drink and hit on em*
a round for all the ladies jer.
How u girls doing? me? good, ah you know, puttin out fires, when i ain’t arresting people…

Oh you sexy devil Soapy. I do love the uniform baby.

Do you have a kilt? Wear it and I promise some woman will ask what you are wearing under it. We’re curious and just have to know.;)

On July 4th I get to see that same cop that I lifted his kilt and gave me the surprise of my life. 😮

[QUOTE=Brandy]
[B]Do you have a kilt? [/B]
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I got a skirt, high heels, and a blonde wig.

Ok, now you made me spit soda on my puter from laughing so much.

I bet you look adorable in those heels and blonde wig.:D

Marge and I can help you acessorize your jewelry.

Dave,
I can tell she likes me, by the way she’s lookin at you.

*burp*
scuse me.

wanna dance, anyone? I put a tom petty tune on the new lazer,tazer,video, smitedo, player.

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[QUOTE=Brandy]Ok, now you made me spit soda on my puter from laughing so much.

I bet you look adorable in those heels and blonde wig.:D

Marge and I can [B]help you acessorize your jewelry[/B].[/QUOTE]

Well I got both my ears pierced. Had to get em both done, cause I didn’t know having a earring in which ear made ya gay.

I got a question fer ya.
Do ya think kid rock still wants to be a cowboy?

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how about a little merle haggard. motorcycle cowboy. 1 ana 2 ana
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ah when he was young. okie from muskogie. 1 ana 2 ana
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[COLOR=red]go for her soapy … i gotta pee again :rolleyes: [/COLOR]

wow captin dave, u must have a really big badge!

Me? O, I’m just sitting here on this bar stool gettin
stoned, workin on a song. Gotta be Sunday somewhere in
the world. Just one song away from puttin down the broom ya know.

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I know I have put myself in charge of snacks for the bar, but this visit to the men’s room would give more meaning to “Peanuts”.

OK new rule! No drinks or snacks in the Restrooms! I will only be leaving them at the bar.

Tons of stuff under the bar! The grill is hot and so is the weather! Cheese Burgers and Fries for everyone! Happy Fourth of July! Pass the Potatoe Chips! On the menu for Tuesday is a Huge FISH SANDWICH for those that are going swimming a free raft is encluded! Sun screen too! 😎

bout time sum body took charge.

Going to ladies room.

Does anyone know the words to Margaritaville? Is that a song or another name for ladies room?

Regards,
Marge

if you like pina coladas….

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Thank you, Soapy! Jer, drinks for everyone! Is there a reason for having urinals in ladies’ loo or did I take a wrong turn at the bull again?

Regards,
Marge

How do you tell if the bar stool spins or the room is spinning? So If a fellow asks you to go for a spin is he going to dance you around the room? Make sure you don’t fall off your bar stool or take you for a ride?

Maybe I should just go back to counting the pretzels!

[COLOR=red]Thanks Cheryl[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff0000]Soapy I’d show you my badge but er uh I ain’t got no pockets in these here shorts. My badge is outside in my wheelchair along with my license to drive a wheelchair.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff0000]MMMMMMMMMMM Cheeseburgers![/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#ff0000]Whose got some fireworks?[/COLOR]
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*nods at dave*
Heres one for the girls
Coin operated boy. 1 ana 2 ana

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Still Suffering from that 4th party? Feeling a little rough are we? It’s beeeutiful here in tennessee today. Follow my friends, tell me your dreams, on a magic carpet ride. 1ana 2ana

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heck yeah, cheers!

Norb’s back. I saw him stagger into a post on ivig. I guess he been getting a dose. If he don’t handle that no bettern his drinkin, *sigh*
Hope u get to feeling better there Norb. we been missin ya. well not me really , the ladies… mostly

I recuperated almost fully from my latest round of IVIG only to discover the attached picture. Carol found it on the internet this morning, relabeled it “Norbert” and saved it on our desktop under “Scrapbook Clips”.

What, bartender, you want me to comment? You must be kidding, I am pleading the fifth! Just pour me the strongest drink you have.

Cheryl, wow, roller coaster? You got lots of guts. My stomach turns over just by looking at one.

too funny.

Just what you deserve, Norb…a woman with a sense of humor. Yay Carol!

Jerimy, a white wine spitzer, lots of ice, please.

Regards,
Marge

alrighty then. one by the allman brothers band, everyone join in..

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[QUOTE=marguerite]Just what you deserve, Norb…a woman with a sense of humor. Yay Carol![/QUOTE]

Come on Marge, you need to give me some credit, too, for being able to laugh at myself. 😀

A couple of days ago my daughter broke my walking stick showing Sydney how to use it. She leaned on the handle with her body weight. Oh well, what does she know. She is just a medical resident :rolleyes: I just glued it back together again with Gorilla glue just in case …. I mean to use it instead of my rollator. What did you think?

I’ll have some rum with OJ

This is Sydney watching her mom

I’m sorry, Norb. I thought you knew how much I loved your sense of humor and for marrying a woman like Carol.

Sydney is adorable.

Regards,
Marge

[QUOTE=marguerite]I’m sorry, Norb. I thought you knew how much I loved your sense of humor and for marrying a woman like Carol.[/QUOTE]

No need to apologize. Summtimes I mistundershtand sings cause I no speak werry go0d Inglisch.

[QUOTE=marguerite]Sydney is adorable[/QUOTE]

She is getting cuter every day. I wished I could visit you all and show her off.

OK, nuff. Can I buy you a drink?

[Quote]I’m sorry, Norb. I thought you knew how much I loved your sense of humor and for marrying a woman like Carol. [/QUOTE]

Oh my, no need to apologize, Marge. Summtimes I mistundershtand sings cause I no speak werry go0d Inglisch.

[QUOTE]Sydney is adorable [/QUOTE]

She is getting cuter every day. I wished I could visit you all and show her off.

OK, nuff. Can I buy you a drink?

*misses all the chicks now that norb is back, sigh*

Its sunday morning here. might as well start the day with a bloody mary. whew

Kris Kristofferson. Sunday Morning comin down.
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*thinks he will rent a cute kid, they seem to be a magnet of some sort*

I hope u get some strength off of that thar infusion Norb.

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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Sir Winston Churchill

[QUOTE=soapy]*thinks he will rent a cute kid, they seem to be a magnet of some sort*[/QUOTE]Isn’t it great? I could loan you a few pix of my other grandkids 🙂 Can’t have any of Sydney, though. She is the cutest. Came up during my IVIG and smiles and says “hi” to all the other patients. Gave her a ride on my rollator down the elevator and to the car. She loved it.
[QUOTE]I hope u get some strength off of that thar infusion Norb.[/QUOTE]
Hope so, too. Might take a while. Think myelin regrows at the rate of 1 mm a day.
[QUOTE]p.s. I been waiting to hear your suggestions. [url]http://www.gbs-cidp.org/forums/showthread.php?t=470[/url][/QUOTE]
Gosh, you guys totally lost me there. It’s like a foreign language to me :confused:

[COLOR=”Red”]OK now, lets toast to cute kids, all the sheaths around whatever, and to confused Norb
Prost, cheers, skol and all the other languages[/COLOR]

Does Anyone Want To Join Me!

[QUOTE=codystanley]Does Anyone Want To Join Me![/QUOTE]
Sure, I’ll have a couple as a starter. I don’t get that part with the floor, though. Must be that language/culture barrier that bites me sometimes.

Jer,

Another white wine spitzer for me and whatever Soapy is drinking. I’m going to comfort him.

Regards,
Marge

Hey Soapy,
Chicks Love Puppy’s Too, Here’s One You Can Have.

Cheryl, I m just a literal person. After three tequilas (as in your pix) I only get started. It takes a lot more before I hit the floor. 😀 So I thought there must be another meaning.

[QUOTE=codystanley]Hey Soapy,
Chicks Love Puppy’s Too, Here’s One You Can Have.[/QUOTE]
*grins at norb*

that puppy looks like it might fit into my pocket. I could sneek it in here. and, and…

Oh man, I keep passing out under the table. I totally missed the party in the lot. How was it? Would someone please get me a large glass of water? Where’s Jer?

Thanks!

Shan

[QUOTE=angel2ndclass22699]or the eyes will do the same trick!![/QUOTE] Nice pix, Cheryl, but I think I’ll stick with Sydney.
Guess what, we are seriously considering going back to Thailand for two months in January. Carol will teach Burmese refugees again but I’ll take it easy this time and enjoy looking at the pretty Thai girls 😀 More fun than teaching which I actually don’t enjoy all that much. Carol loves it, though.

Still, the thought of going back is pretty scary .. and exciting at the same time. I need a stiff drink, or two .. wait, make it three .. but not the floor yet 😉

P.S. Where is Brandy?

Brandy is running after a fire truck. She is giggling…either she is catching up or the reallly sexy guy is slowing down.

Regards,
Marge

Whew made it! I like to never have outrun who ever that was.
I’ve 2 or 3 beers, a handful of downs, I’m goan git ripped, so **** all u clowns…

*passes out*

Yeah, Cheryl, let’s go. Actually, don’t you also have a convertible? Have not been in one for years. 😀 – of course, I still have not taken up Brandy for a ride on her Harley 😎

We pretty much went through the pros and cons already. Just received yesterday e-mail from the director in Thailand. Probably have to go during the hot season 😮 in March/April. This time there will be an official graduation ceremony at Chiangmai University and I will have to participate as registrar. Have to dig up cap and gown I have not used in 30 years. I was registrar at Shaw University in Raleigh, N.C. in 73/74 for a very short time before I switched to computers and looked for another job.

The bad news: I have to cut down on my drinks. Have to lose some weight before we go. That will make the hot season more tolerable: 100 degrees and 98 percent humidity is a killer.

OK, I won’t start ’til August so lets have a few drinks while I can.:D

I’ll come along. WAIT FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME. Can I bring Cody and Stanley???

Me And The “kids” Will Take The Back Seat. Cody’s Real Good In A Car, She Just Sits And Enjoys, Stanley’s The Little Pest, Back Seat/front Seat. Will Have To See If I Can Post A Photo Of Them.

Wow, is that you, Liz? Let Stanley take the front and I’ll squeeze in on the backseat. 😀

I am ready.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what happened to your bra and panties.

[QUOTE]I’m Not Tailgaiting, I’m Drafting[/QUOTE]

Hey Cheryl, I am not getting in until you explain to an ignorant immigrant (no worry, I am legal with US passport 😀 ) what “drafting” means in your signature. BTW, you mispelled tailgating :p

the drinks are on me I have 3 wheels that are attached to a scooter.damn liquer I can’t talk right! (lol)

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and leaky tire.

Lets roll

[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkorchid]Ahhhhh, Norb! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc]Unless Cheryl’s ‘tail[B]gait[/B]ing’ means a ‘[B]gait [/B]belt’, like they use on you in PT to act as a bit of extra ‘insurance’ for the PT’s to have a good hold on you, in case you begin to fall while doing activities with them.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc]But, yeah…I wondered about the ‘drafting’ part, too![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#9932cc](I’m not an immigrant or an illegal alien. However, I may be just alien. Or, an alien. Oh, who knows! All I can remember are lights shining through my BR window, when I was younger & a short, squatey, grey thing…….. And I’m not drinking. Unless you count my cranberry juice.)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]