*new Stock Market Terms*

    • Anonymous
      November 18, 2008 at 12:07 am

      *NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS*

      CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.

      CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.

      BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
      himself for a financial genius.

      BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
      the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    • Anonymous
      November 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm

      ROFLMAO! Now that one was good! Too funny! Glad you shared that one! LOL! Thanks for giving me a good laugh! Hugs