Million Dollar Song
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June 30, 2006 at 1:54 pm
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June 30, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Dear Soapy:
How about “I’ll find it hard to dispose of the lard when I melt your heart away”.
Lee
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June 30, 2006 at 2:00 pm
thats wat i’m talking bout lee, that is a great one.. it will be hard to beat… Last good one I heard was
“[B]Its hard gettin over you, while ur under him[/B]”
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June 30, 2006 at 2:46 pm
“For this I shaved my legs” (heard on a NYC country and western station). For the record, NYC no longer has a golden oldies/doo wop station; Brandy and I are pissed.
Regards,
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June 30, 2006 at 3:07 pm
It’s always raining “weather” or not you’re here
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June 30, 2006 at 3:12 pm
If I throw you a stick will you leave?
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June 30, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Hi,
As a lyric writer, I’ll sell you a title. Even a song.
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June 30, 2006 at 4:12 pm
*thinks racer13 has all the money*
edited to say
[B]If I had Racer13’s cash, you wouldn’t have left me on my ass.[/B]
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June 30, 2006 at 4:24 pm
“I can’t afford to half my half again”
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June 30, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Alabama!
I lived in molton, halyville, and Decatur ala. when i was a itty bitty boy. A uncle who live in bham, me stepchile he work down there alot, he think he no everthang. dumass
Song Title heard a long time ago, maybe it was a song,
*wonders if he has alzimers too.*[B]I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of ur heart[/B].
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June 30, 2006 at 6:03 pm
I[B] can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.[/B]
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June 30, 2006 at 6:06 pm
[B]I met her in a gay bar ridin shotgun.[/B]
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July 1, 2006 at 12:29 pm
[COLOR=red]She dressed like a five dollar whore[/COLOR]
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July 2, 2006 at 8:46 pm
“The Nuts and Bolts of Getting Screwed”
It starts out in “G” because there have been way too many country songs that started in “C” and “D”.
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July 2, 2006 at 8:46 pm
“She took the Elevator but I got the Shaft”
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July 2, 2006 at 8:47 pm
“She had much better In-Laws than I ever did”
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July 7, 2006 at 8:58 pm
“I’d be your queen of hearts, but you ain’t playin with a full deck”
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July 12, 2006 at 7:22 pm
I saw a blind man, givin er the eye.
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July 23, 2006 at 9:34 pm
I used to kiss her on the lips, but now its all over.
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July 23, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Its hard to say I love you, when your sittin on my face.
The last 2 from my guitar pickin buddy, Belly Ray.
Thanks -
July 29, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Now that we’re together, I’ve got a rash that last forever.
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July 31, 2006 at 10:46 pm
If I told you that I love you, would you hold it against me?
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August 3, 2006 at 10:31 am
I kissed her on the lips, and left her behind for you.
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August 3, 2006 at 11:16 am
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
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August 3, 2006 at 2:52 pm
My body said attack but my shot was premature
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August 3, 2006 at 3:02 pm
“The bigger the better, that’s why I’m lovin you”
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August 3, 2006 at 3:30 pm
“I aimed my gun at the target but my shot was premature”
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August 6, 2006 at 10:41 am
She had a job workin part time at the goodwill store.
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August 9, 2006 at 10:58 am
I’m so miserable without you, it’s like havin you here.
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August 9, 2006 at 12:04 pm
“I was aimin at the target but my shot was premature”
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August 10, 2006 at 9:36 pm
I’m just a bug on the windshield of life.
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August 24, 2006 at 5:54 pm
It’s hard to kiss the lips at night,
that chew your a** all day long.A friend sent me this video. It’s a funny song. A** is the only questionable word in it. If you would like to see it, shoot me a pm with an email address. It’s about 3.5MB
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