I’ll take a Bloody Mary with a celery stalk in it. I got really upset with someone yesterday, but the mouse behaved like lady and roared at the offending person like a lioness.

I can handle it 😉 I’m in a wheelchair, how far am I gonna fall. When my friend Soapy used to come to tavern, I’d sit at a table and write songs.

WOW, I thought the tavern closed down. It was beginning to look like a spook house on Halloween. I never saw anyone going in or out and didn’t want to sit alone.

I’ll have a screwdriver with a celery stalk as a stirrer.

WOW, I’m off to see the wizard, wonderful wizard of OZ. I’ll follow the yellow brick road.

Don’t put me on a hoss though, bad experience thar, got bit and don’t ask where.

Hey Gary, I’ll join you if a wheelchair can get to the corral. My housekeeper is a cowgirl and follows the rodeo circuit in Florida. She does barrel racing.

There’s a little boy named Gary in here. You’ll have to sneak in very late during the wee hours of morning so no-one will see you. Make sure a mouse isn’t stirring and remember to cover the cameras.

What’s Christmas without presents! There’s a child in all of us. You cannot open them until Christmas.

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We have to have Christmas bread for our party.

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And we must have Plum Pudding as part of a Christmas feast.

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HEY guys/gals, I got a christmas tree for our party at the tavern. I did some shopping but it’s too soon to bring food in. We can sit around the tree and sing.

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I’ll do some shopping and see what I can bring in tomorrow,

HEY, maybe if someone can put this wreath on the door we can get some action in here. We need a Christmas party.

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I haven’t been in the tavern in a longgggggggg time. I hope it’s not dead! I’ll just wait and see if anyone comes in because I’m celebrating and the drinks are on me. Oh, there’s John. I love pepperoni pizza.

I’m supposed to have a closing on my house in New York on Friday. Now I can pay for that new scooter I’m getting and I can plan on a great fun vacation.

HMMMMMMMMM, now what do I sleep in, could be boxer shorts and a tee shirt, a little something from Victoria’s Secret, could be a high necked granny nightgown……………

I Haven’t Been In The Tavern For A Long Time. Oh No, I See Stormy Over There With Shannon. I Hope Stormy Isn’t Telling Everyone What I Wear To Bed At Night.

while they’re all talking about fast cars and races, I’ll get this sign up in the parking lot.

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I haven’t been in here for awhile, but I’m feeling good today. I had the feeling come over me that things are behind me now and I can move forward.

I’ll have a bloody mary.

I’m going to the symposium, hotel room reservation made, flight scheduled too.

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It’s been a long time since I stopped into the TAVERN. I’ve been so busy trying to make my new place into a home and now I’ve been hearing on the news that a hurricane might be coming. Glad I didn’t get the new patio furniture yet.

I think I’ll take a break and sit down and have a drink.

I’m here and I’ll raise my glass to Gene. We should keep his memory alive by closing a post with his words “take care….be well”. We should invite his wife to come here and talk to us whenever she needs someone and in Gene’s name we should help our new members find good doctors.

We are all so stunned by Gene’s impending death. The sweet chariot is comin to carry him home, right now he’s in the arms of the angels.

I lift my glass to you Gene.

I haven’t been in the tavern for awhile. I was at the dentist today, got past my fear, and I think I remember hearing that if you slosh whiskey around in your mouth the tooth won’t hurt, so send me over some IRISH whiskey. SHHHHHHH, don’t tell my ENGLISH ancestors.

one more cake, I made it in a hurry.

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Here’s some party favors we can toot to celebrate a party.

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Here’s the other cake, I’ve got one more cake to bring in tonight in case there’s a crowd celebrating Cheryl’s surprise party 😉 [IMG]http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7599/strawberrycoveredcakegy1.jpg[/IMG]

OKAY, I’ve got one cake baked, I’ve get to wheel home to get the other cake out of the oven. GOOD THING THERE’S A HILL 🙂

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HEYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY, we missed Cheryl’s (angel2ndclass) BIRTHDAY yesterday, I’ll be back later with some things for a late party. Have to go home and bake a cake.

I used to come in here alot. I’d even write songs for the holidays, but 2007 has not been a good year for me and I need to try to move forward again in 2008. Can someone bring me something that will make me feel warm and toasty and comforted. Maybe a hot buttered rum.

A NEW PLACE OPENED UP ACROSS THE STREET, DID ANYONE CREEP IN YET?

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Here’s some home made chips to go with the salsa. Hey Cher, one of our special “oldie” members is celebrating his birthday end of this month. You’re posting images, so I expect to see a birthday gif from you.

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I haven’t been in the tavern for awhile, wonder if I’ve been forgotten? Looks like you have to bring food now. Would anyone like a piece of strawberry chocolate cake???

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I thought the tavern closed down, guess not, some people are here. Are we having a fourth of July party, some big thick juicy burgers for Dave! Who’s gonna fire up the grills in the parking lot for a tailgate party.

Right now, I’ll have a Bloody Mary with a celery stalk in it to stir!

Hey,
Can We Make That A Double Birthday Party! My Birthday Was On The Nineth And I”m Still Feeling Down In The Dumps Because I Couldn’t Go Anywhere And No-one Gave Me A Party. Do You Have A Big Beer I Can Cry Into? I’ll See If I Can Russle Up Some Grub!

HI ALL,
I’m celebrating my birthday today, shhhhhhhhhh, how old is a secret! Bartender, drinks for everyone and here’s a gift basket to take home.

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HEY GUYS AND GALS,

While I was sitting here in the tavern drying out, (ooops, that’s drying out from the rain) I was able to finish writing our tavern song. The coffee and bagel helped me think, thanks Vic.

Can you guess what tune I tried to write it to!

In the tavern
In the tavern
Looking for a friend to find

Where is he
Where is she
What do they hide behind.

Walkers, wheelchairs, canes and crutches
help us all to get around

But if you fall down
You’ll hit the ground.

In the tavern
In the tavern
Looking for a friend to find

Where is he
Where is she
What do they hide behind.

Let’s have a party, fun and laughter
Play some music with a beat

Dance with him, dance with her
tap your toes for HAPPY FEET.

I’d better try to work on the new tavern song again. I just need to think of one more bar…………BARRRRR…………..barkeep, I’ll have a screwdriver and put a stalk of celery in it.

I’ll hang out here until Friday. My area is recovering from the NOR-EASTER that hit. I was watching that tree swaying outside my living room window. The sun is finally supposed to come out Friday.

I hope somebody will bring me a bagel and a cup of coffee in the morning.

[QUOTE=JayDee]Welcome, Pallas. Yep, pretty quiet, but it is Sunday morn. How about a virgin Bloody Mary? I’m not sure if they play gospel music in the Tavern.[/QUOTE]

Hi Jaydee,
Thanks for the warm welcome. I already feel at home.
By the time we are thro’ we’ll be singing and doing jumping
jacks. Liz will be here soon, I’m pretty sure with some cool songs.
Pallas.

[QUOTE=JayDee]Welcome, Pallas. Yep, pretty quiet, but it is Sunday morn. How about a virgin Bloody Mary? I’m not sure if they play gospel music in the Tavern.[/QUOTE]

Hi Jaydee,
Thanks for the warm welcome. I already feel at home.
By the time we are thro’ we’ll be singing and doing jumping
jacks. Liz will be here soon, I’m pretty sure with some cool songs.
Pallas.

Hello,
Anyone in here? I’m fairly new, I’m looking for the CIDP forum.
It’s so quiet in here. Today is Sunday. All gone to mass may be.
I’ll snoop around. What? I’ve never seen so much b..ze. Oh no I’m not alone, sur-p-r-i-s-e! May I join you guys? Barkeep, may I please have Tonic Soda with Quinine (chicken little).My neuro may be watching.
Any music?…

OH BOY,
I thought it would be quiet in here. I’ve been trying to write our official tavern song and I’ve hit writers block several times. I WAS GOING TO SIT AT THE PIANO even though I can’t play (used to play triangle in kiddie garten band) AND SING WHAT I’VE ALREADY WRITTEN but can’t sing either.

What is going on with the EASTER BUNNY.
A public school in Rhode Island decided the Easter Bunny is TOO CHRISTIAN and wants the children to call the bunny Peter Rabbit. The state legislators are trying to pass a law to restore the bunnys good name.

I HEAR SOMETHING……RA TA TAT….RA TA TAT………oh there it is, Donna’s pink bunny.

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OH NO!
Rabbits multiply, that’s three rabbits I saw. If they’re all girls and they each have a million babies, that’s three million babies in the tavern.

TRIPLE YIKES

OH WOW,
I think I had too much to drink, I’m seeing things.

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Bartender,

Send over a good strong drink that will cut into the torment of numbness, make it two.

HEY, since we’re all singing, I’ll belt out my Easter song. First, gimme another Irish Kiss because I can’t sing a lick either.

This one isn’t the “name that tune” that’s still being written, so sing the Easter song anyway you want.

IT’S EASTER AT THE TAVERN
LET’S DO THE BUNNY HOP.

DA DA DA DA DAA DA HOP HOP HOP

JUST BE CAREFUL HOW YOU DO IT
SO YOU DON’T GO FLOP FLOP FLOP.

THERE’S CHURCH FOR THE DEVOUT
SO PUT A BONNET ON YOUR HEAD

SIT VERY QUIETLY
UNTIL YOUR PRAYERS ARE SAID.

DECORATE YOUR WHEELCHAIRS, CANES AND WALKERSSSSS
WITH FLOWERS AND SILKY FAKE GRASS

THEN DANCE TO THE BEAT
OF THE YELLOW CHICKY MASH.

JOIN US IN THE TAVERN FOR THE BUNNY HOP
KEEP THE LINE AMOVING

DON’T LET IT STOP.

I’ll have an IRISH KISS and I’ll be back here soon to sing my Easter song. I’ve also started to write another ditty, when I finish that, try to guess the tune.

I’ll be here to sing my easter song AFTER St. Patricks Day;) I’ve got too much going on with me right now to want to write a St. Patty’s song as well. I just put the cart before the horse when I wrote out the easter song and forgot about St. Patrick’s Day. Maybe that’s because I don’t have a drop of Irish blood.

I got all the words of our Easter song together, found my scrap pages in different rooms, but maybe I should wait until after St. Paddy’s Day. And I forgot about St. Paddy’s Day, didn’t write a song. I don’t think I have enough time to come up with one now. Can’t do something “off the top of my head”, I’m a slow thinker.

HEY EVERYBODY,
I finished my easter song for the tavern, but I still have a problem. I was cooking up a big casserole of baked zita, splattered tomato sauce on my brand new white sweatshirt:( INSPIRATION came to me and I jotted down the rest of the words for the song, NOWWWWWWWWW, I have to find the scrap paper with the first half of the song on it.

WHERE DID I PUT IT, WHERE DID I BURY IT, must be under more scrap paper:confused:

I think I’ll sit for awhile and try to work on that Easter song :p I have two lines done already, but I’ve hit a writers block:mad: Maybe no-one will hear me if I try to sing it through. This one has to be a happy song, think of words, think, think, think:confused:

I’ll try that drink, but I’ll call it ChamBerry. Has anyone seen Sovis in here yet? I have to start writing an Easter song and we need SOVIS to sing it.

If I don’t make it in tomorrow, then I’m snowed and iced in by the storm that’s supposed to hit my area.

Hey Cheryl,
So, you met Sovis, now I wonder who gave him that name, hmmmmmmm? I think I’ll hang out in the tavern, thre’s supposed to be another storm coming where I live.

OH WOW KEN, the fireplace looks so nice and inviting and even a kitty by the hearth. It’s been in the high teens where I just came from and the back yard and driveways are just a sheet of ice.

I’ll sit here and warm up with a nice hot buttered rum.

Hey everybody,
We’re all coming in out of the cold. It’s been in the low twenties and it’s supposed to drop down to the teens. I wonder how buttered rum would taste in hot chocolate, yummy or yuck. If my critters don’t freeze overnight, I’ll throw out some food for them. Maybe I’ll bring in my canes the next time I come here. Today I walked 26′ with them, coming and going.

OKAY OKAY OKAY, here’s my valentine song. I’m not tone deaf, but I have a nasal voice, so all of you sing or recite with me.

VALENTINES DAY AT THE TAVERN
THERE’S LOVERS OVER THERE,

OH DEAR, HE TRIED TO KISS HER
AND KNOCKED OVER HER CHAIR.

WE HAVE A HEART SHAPED CAKE
AND YUMMY CHOCOLATES OUT IN BOXES,

HURRY UP AND GET SOME
LIKE SLY LITTLE FOXES.

GIVE SOME FLOWERS TO YOUR HONEY
THAT’S A NICER GIFT THEN MONEY,

ON VALENTINES DAY THE KISSES ARE FREE
HERE’S YOUR CHANCE FOR A SPENDING SPREE

IT’S VALERNTINES DAY AT THE TAVERN
A PLACE FOR FRIENDS TO MEET,

WE COME WITH CANES, WALKERS AND WHEELCHAIRS
WHAT A FEAT, WHAT A FEAT.

Good, Nobody’s Here. I’ll Just Sit At The Piano Even Though I Can’t Play; I Only Played The Triangle In The Kindergarten Band, He He He; And I’ll Hum The Words Of My Valentine Song That I Wrote. I Don’t Want Anyone To Hear It Yet, It’s Not Even Feb.

Hey Cheryl,
I guess that means I’d better start writing one :p

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, a fire’s going, two people are in the tavern, welcome to the tavern JayDee, it’s colddddddddd out, I’ll have a hot buttered rum, without the YoHoHo

Talking about kitties, does anyone want to adopt another kitty, CRYBABY needs a home. Crybaby was born in my sister’s horse stable and when my sister died (1996), out of love for her, my brother-in-law continued to care for him. Then, my brother-in-law died of a broken heart in 1999 and their oldest son and his wife took crybaby. Now, my nephew and his wife are getting divorced, selling their house and neither one of them may be able to keep crybaby. Since crybaby was born feral, he’s a weird cat.

Nobody’s here in the tavern. I’ll make myself a screwdriver and if I can find someones laptop in here, I’ll go online and go to match-dot-com Valentines Day is coming soon.
WOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HEY,
We have new people in the tavern. I tried to be understanding with Annie, be helpful with my replies to her, even emailed with advice, but I don’t think she’s listening and her posts were saying that she’s not being understanding of us. We’re not professional counselors here, we’re people who deal with these syndromes. Patients need Patience.

I’ll have a Long Island Iced Tea.

When I have a good hand day, I’ll try to post steps on how I post bigger images/photo’s, etc.

mmmmmmmmm Irish Coffee, I’ll take a big cup. Can I hang this picture I drew in the TAVERN!
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Hello OneEyeGeo,
It’s so good to see you in here. We’ll take care of you and you can have whatever you want, anyway you want. Bartender get that IV going for OneEye. You don’t have to fall asleep at the table, we have a nice comfy easy chair.

Here’s our TAVERN Christmas song

It’s Christmas at the tavern
let’s put a tree in here

And raise our glasses
to the friends we hold so dear

There’s a turkey in the oven
and a goose is in the pot

Some cookies on a plate
and the pies are piping hot

There’s a party at the tavern
so don’t be late

We’re people with a syndrome
who want to celebrate

How’s this one, it’s a mechanical pit bull.

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It is a cute bull, I’ll have to see if I can find a MMEEAANN one! If you want horses to ride, head on over to my nephew’s in Firth, Idaho. They’ve got horses! Nephew’s wife trains horses. She is a horse whisperer and travels to ranches in neighboring states.

I got bit by my sister’s horse one time and don’t ask where 😮

How about a bull, here’s a mechanical bull for our tavern. COWBOY UP!

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Hello Lisa, glad to see you found your way to the TAVERN. You might be able to get the NAKED COWBOY under the mistletoe, go back a page or two and find his photo. The tavern’s a place where we can have cyber drinks and a good time with friends. If you don’t see a bartender, just help yourself.

here’s a mistletoe for our tavern, lets see who get’s caught under it, shhhhhhh, don’t tell.

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Donna,
You’ll get all the chardonnay you want. I know Marge loved the Naked Cowboy, that’s why I went to get him.

Vmac, are you offended by the cowboy? I apologize for the pic if you are. I respect people’s feelings and would NEVER knowingly offend anyone.

If I apply myself, my tavern Christmas song will be finished soon.

I got him Shan 🙂 Tripped him up good with my quad cane 🙂 Let’s try to keep him in the tavern until Christmas so he can sing my Christmas song.

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I’M IN 🙂 He hangs around Times Square in New York City, I’m from New York, I’ll go and get him.

I’ll join you in a drink for Marge. I think the Long Island Railroad made a special stop and took her to heaven, she loved to ride it 🙂 Marge understands the smile.

Hey Cher,
Can I come over and sit at your table! I had a really bad day too, with my mother’s caregiver! I’ll never forget her ATTITUDE until she shows she can understand me and my feelings.

Thanks for the drinks Eva, hot chocolate with rum, yummy.

Here’s a free gift.

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[IMG]http:..d21c.com/walpurgis9/holidays/scrooge/082.gif[/IMG]here’s someone else having a good time 🙂

[IMG]http://d21c.com/walpurgis9/holidays/scrooge/100.gif[/IMG]who is this dancing around in tavern?

Hello Eva,
Come into the tavern anytime. This is just a place where we can meet and sit together and talk. I really never had any, but I’m pretty sure hot buttered rum is what it says, heated rum with some butter melting in it. A drink for a cold day to get the chill out of your bones. Here, try some:) We have leftovers from thanksgiving, you can celebrate any holiday in our tavern. We’ll sing my thanksgiving song when the others come in, the words are above.

Hi Shan and Vickie,
Have another buttered rum on me. It’s rainy and chilly where I live, I’ll have one too or two. Good thing I’m the cleaning lady at the tavern, I got my song out of trash. We can sing it.
TURKEY ON THE TABLE AT THE TAVERN
PIES IN THE OVEN ARE A BAKING.

ALL GOOD PATRONS ARE GATHERING
WAITING FOR THE STUFFING IN THE MAKING.

WALKERS, WHEELCHAIRS AND CANES
ARE GETTING US TO THE FEAST.

WHAT’S THAT FOR OUR MEAL
IS IT A BEASTTTTTTTTTTTT.

WE’RE THANKFUL FOR FAMILY AND FRIEND
WE’LL SUPPORT EACH OTHER RIGHT TO THE END.

HEY,
There are finally people in here. Nobody was here before to listen to my song, so I tore it up. It’s chilly outside, I’ll have some hot buttered rum.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, is anyone here. Nobody’s here, no bartender, so I’ll fix myself a LIIT and sit in a corner so I can work on a Thanksgiving song for the TAVERN. I wonder if anyone’s going to do some cooking and bring a Thanksgiving dinner in for us.

HEY CINDY,
Snails creep along very slow, an email can beat a snail, THUS, SNAIL MAIL means mailing something through the POST OFFICE. I need the original photo in order to post, not email attachments, so if we’re gonna see pics, someone has to “snail mail” to me. Get it Now? And yes, you did snap some pics for me with my camera, but who wants to see the golf course!!!

AHAAAAAAAA, no wonder I didn’t get any pictures. Hey Cindy, can you snail mail me some pictures. I know how to get them posted.

HEY CINDY,
Good to see you found your way to the tavern. The next symposium may be in the mid-west, so we’re all gonna stay at your house. Send another beer over to Cindy so she can find her humor.

Hi Everybody, I’m Back,

I hope my nephew doesn’t find out I’m driving the corvette, cause it’s actually his, it’s in my garage though. BOY, we’re gonna be lucky if I don’t crash, my feet are so numb, I don’t know if they’re on the brake or gas. OOOOOOOOP’s, that was the gas, almost crashed into the tavern.

Tow A U-haul Behind It?????????????

EAT MY DUST, VROOOOOOOOM
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LET’S GO, WHO WANTS TO DRIVE.
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I know the picture’s not that good, it was evening, so couldn’t open garage door for light and not enough room to step back for better angle. THAT’S A CLASSIC CORVETTE.

LOOK WHAT’S IN MY GARAGE, DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE???[IMG]http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9877/meandcorvetteyw7.jpg[/IMG]

Oh Boy, food, my brain hasn’t caught up to the time change yet and I’m hungry. Just bring me a dozen bagels, baked dark, not pale doughy ones. And you can include some butter and different cream cheese spreads. Also, can you make a howey maui pizza, used to have that in Florida, it’s a pineapple pizza. Call Hungry Howeys for the recipe.

My luggage problem is solved. I laid the guilt heavy on my “little” brother (used to pull his ears) when he cleaned out my garage and threw out my luggage. HE BOUGHT ME A NEW SET OF LUGGAGE, like it better then what I had.

Hello Eva,
Haven’t seen you here before, welcome to our tavern, it’s open all night seven days a week. Until I can get a picture taken, just go to pridemobility and look at the GO CHAIR, my new set of hot wheels:D It’s small and goes PUTT PUTT, but this one met my needs. Unless you use a “hot foot” to get it moving.

Now, back to my luggage problem, I don’t want to go to the symposium with paper bags. Yesterday when my brother told me he threw out my luggage, he said he was going shopping, hmmmmmmmmmm, maybe he’s getting me a new set.

I’ll also take a “knock em dead drink” because BOY AM I MAD:mad: My brother was cleaning out my garage and he threw out my new set of luggage. It was only used once. He said he thought it was old, HOW CAN A NEW SET OF LUGGAGE LOOK OLD? I told him now he knows what to get me for Christmas. And now HE has to lend me his luggage for my trip to Phoenix.

I don’t drive my new set of wheels (fire engine red) well enough yet, so it’ll stay home and I’ll use manual for symposium, I was a bad driver (hot foot), so PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE. And it goes PUTT PUTT PUTT not vrooooooooooooom.

HEY EVERYONE,
Tomorrow I will come into the tavern with my brand new Pride Go Chair (battery power), so watch out, I’m a bad driver. Nail the tables to the floor and your feet as well so you don’t get knocked over. VROOOOOOOOOOM

HiYa Deb,
I have a special request, find a way to take all of us with you:D HEY EVERYONE, ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY, I KNOW WHAT I’LL DRESS AS, SOMEONE HERE ALREADY THINKS I’M FROM THE DARKSIDE, he he he.

that’s not a digi I took, I got that pic from google and after several failures, figured out how to get him posted.

LADIES, HERE HE IS IN HIS “tighty-whities”.
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LADIES, HERE’S OUR WAITER, get those dollars out to stuff in his “tighty-whities”.
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Ladies, Here’s Our Waiter

HEY DAVE,
You deserve a drink that originated where I come from, a LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, everything in it but TEA, remember these are cyber drinks, you won’t feel a thing.

WOW, I had the naked cowboy right in my lap and he did a booty dance:D I’ll look around and see if I can find a waiter for the ladies;) for our halloween party. We’ll see if everybody can guess “who’s who”

HERE’S A NEW WAITRESS FOR THE GUYS, SHE’LL BE SERVING DRINKS AT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY.
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I’m Here, I’m Here, Wait For Me, I’ve Been Out Shopping For A Power Wheelchair So I Can Hit The Road Of Independence.

We Have To Head For Times Square In New York City To Find The Naked Cowboy, But That New Waiter Does Look Like Him.

WAITER FOR LADIES NIGHT, AKA NAKED COWBOY, NEW YORK CITY
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OUR WAITER ON LADIES NIGHT, NAKED COWBOY FROM NEW YORK CITY
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OUR WAITER FOR LADIES NIGHT

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THIS IS OUR WAITER FOR LADIES NIGHT

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welcome to our tavern AirDave, we all understand those pensive thoughts and you realized the purpose of the tavern, it’s for emotional drinks among people who feel what you feel.

Ohhhhhh Nooooooooo, I Only Sing When I’m Alone In The Shower. No-one Has Heard Me Sing, I Have A Nasal Voice. Heyyyyyyyy, Maybe I Should Write A Song To Put On My Answering Machine, YOU CAN ALL CALL ME TO HEAR IT.

Oh Boy, I Opened Up A Barrel Of Worms. I Think I Have To Keep Writing Songs Now. I Might Get Writers Block Or The Dreaded “finger Fumble”.

the bewitching hour, I got the song posted at midnight my time

Okay, I’m back to sing the halloween song I wrote, here goes, ahemmmmmmm

we’re going to the tavern for a whole lotta fun
the party is at midnight, there won’t be any sun

the cauldren is a bubblin
as we dip into the brew

and as we watched and stared
frankenstein grew and grew

people with walkers and canes
dancing to the beat

there’s one in her wheelchair
groovin with her feet

monsters and ghosts and one ugly witch
and someone played a trick that made me itch

we’re going to the tavern
to meet with all our friends

and we’ll stay and have a good time
until the party ends

A bloody mary for me, with celery. Gotta build up my courage, I’m coming back to the tavern soon to sing a song I wrote for halloween. Bring earplugs, or get drunk, I have a nasal voice, but can carry a tune.

OHHHHHHHH, silly me, I thought THE TAVERN had gone bump in the night, poooof, GONE, but I just went in the wrong one. I even yelled to Cheryl to see if she knew where our Tavern was.

I need a drink, that’s the second dumb thing I did.

I haven’t been in for awhile, because I’ve been battling beasts, but I promised someone that I’d write another tavern song. Hope he’ll stop in. I may cross the big pond to see if Elvis will sing it.

This is just a silly fun song, I’m not a poet like Dave unless I can do deep thinking.

Lets raise our glasses in cheer,
to all the friends that meet here.

We use walkers, canes and wheelchairs,
but we’ll drink and shout “who cares”.

Eat burgers, pretzels and peanuts,
and then we’ll kick some butts.

So raise your glasses in friendship,
and we’ll have just one more sip.

Fire Department Drill Team! That’s my nephew driving and his son is one of the men on back.

Before my nephew, his father, my brother-in-law was the driver and truck mechanic.

And before my brother-in-law, my father was the driver. The WILDCATS were at their best, when my dad was captain.

This is how we spent our summers as kids, at the tournaments.

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BIG OOOPS,

WAY TOO BIG, CAN’T DELELE.

Will try to resize

ST. JAMES WILDCATS

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I Posted A Photo And An Avatar Too. I Have To Try Some More.

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I’m back again for advice from Soapy. The TAVERN seems to be a good place to find help.

I went to the very last one DIRECT LINK TO IMAGE, highlighted that and clicked copy and just the URL came up again when I tried to post photo of my little dog STANLEY.

Soapy, you said to CLICK THE IMAGE ICON in post, by that I think you mean the yellow box below white smiley face and paste in there, I THINK THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING WRONG, I PASTED IN MESSAGE BOX.

WILL TRY AGAIN

STANLEY, [url]http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4499/stanleymylittledogrn0.jpg[/url]
my little dog

SOAPY AND DAVE TOO,
THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR THE ADVICE. I AM QUITE A BIT HOUSEBOUND, FAMILY DOESN’T HELP ME AND I ONLY GET OUT ONCE EVERY THREE WEEKS FOR MY FOOD SHOPPING AND DR.’S APPT’S (HOME CARE AGENCY TAKES ME). NO FUN DAYS FOR ME.

THE COMPUTER OPENS THE WORLD FOR ME AND I WANT TO LEARN AS MUCH AS I CAN SO I’M ALWAYS OPEN TO LESSONS. IS THERE A SITE WHERE YOU CAN ASK FOR COMPUTER HELP???

I’ll try using the very last link to copy as soapy advised. If it works, you’ll see a photo of the other half of my forum name STANLEY

SOAPY,
Did you sneak into my computer while I was sleeping? I deleted that because it posted as a link when I tried it. CODY was still a baby in that picture. That’s great that you were able to post photo for me!

NOW WILL YOU HELP ME LEARN HOW TO POST PHOTO’S MYSELF PLEASE, I’LL WRITE ANOTHER SONG.
I have a digital camera, but my hands were badly damaged, so I can’t use it much, plus a “housebound” person can’t get out to take nice photo’s.
#1. I’ll scan a photo I have
#2. I save it to file, usually “my documents”
#3. I’ll go to site called IMAGE SHACK
#4. I’ll check radio button for file
#5. I’ll click “resize image”
#6. I’ll select 320 x 240 photo size, which radio button may have checked
#7. I click “HOST IT”
#8. THUMBNAIL COMES UP
so far, seem to be doing it right 🙂
#9. I highlight to COPY in the second box that says for “forums”, boxes look like drop down
#10. After I have it copied, I go to forum and to PASTE it.
IT DOES NOT POST AS A PHOTO, WHEN I DO IT, IT POST AS A LINK OR A URL:( WHAT DID I DO WRONG??? IS IT A PROBLEM ON MY END OF COMPUTER???

me and CODY

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HOPE THE RACE IS OVER, CAUSE I WROTE A TAVERN SONG!

Lets all meet at the tavern
we’ll have a drink or two

And we’ll have some food
that tastes alot like glue

Then we’ll sing a ditty
and play pin the tail on kitty

How about meeting another day
What do ya say, What do ya say

HEYYYYYYY,
My INTERkid found her way to the tavern. Intermom’s here to watch out for you. You asked for a mixed drink, so I’ve sent you a Long Island Iced Tea. Your Intermom will get you up when you land on the floor and give you a ride home.

NORB,
It’s CHERYL (angel2ndclass) who’s trying to learn how to post those big images. I can do them, even ones as big as your pirate. I sent CHERYL some instructions on how to post those big big images, but she can’t do it.

How about emailing or PM-ing CHERYL and see if the “”third head” can help her.

And about the bartender, I’ve been a single and a widow a long time. The ol’ gray mare’s not dead yet.

Cheryl, join me in a drink and we’ll wait for Norb, maybe Capn” Dave will help CHERYL learn how to post BIG IMAGES TOO.

Cheryl,
This is the photo of Soapy, he crossed the big pond, so he won’t see it. It works for me, so could be something on your end. Maybe Norb will help us get you posting those big images. Three heads are MUCH better then two. HEY NOOOOOOOORB!

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WILDCATS, are out in the lot.
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Hi Cheryl,
It worked for me. I have another idea, expect a PM from me. Don’t give up:D

Cheryl,

Don’t give up on those lessons, REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU SOME WON’T WORK.

I sent you a PM of one for our Tavern that worked for me. It’s a pic of one of us, I wonder who???

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HELLO EVERYONE,
I haven’t been in for awhile, but I heard you talking about pulling links and deleting them. I hope that doesn’t mean I can no longer post images or gifs. It took me awhile, plus some help, to learn how to do them. When I get it right, they don’t include the URL or link. I enjoy posting them.

Some of the links we put up are to help each other.

I’ll have a drink now!

Hey,
A second class angel is here, Hi Cheryl. Guess your mom is angel first class. I’ll just mix some vodka and orange juice for myself. Boy, I’m waiting to go to Phoenix. We’ll drop some water balloons out of window.

Liz sticks out tongue :p and stands corrected by THE EAGLE

HEY EAGLE,
WELCOME TO THE TAVERN. You missed the 4th of July tailgate party, but I think the keg party is still going on. Hey girls, eagle gives BIG tips.

HEY SOAPY,
I hear you wanna see the big city of New York. If you wanna be a city boy, Marguerite may let you stay with her, but if you wanna see grass and trees, a house and a yard, you can stay with me.

An by the way, dogpaddle is all I can do when trying to swim:D

A round of drinks on me, to welcome EAGLE.

I’m here, says Liz, sitting alone in a dark corner. Send me over a drink and we’ll sing ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT by Hank Williams Jr.

HEY Debi,
It’s good to see you at the TAVERN. I’m sure Cheryl will keep the car waiting. I put a diaper on Stanley. We’d better watch out for aliens:eek:

I’m in the car with my kids. We’ll have to make rest stops. Cody can hold till her eyes roll up in her head, but Stanley will wet someone in the car.

Me And The “kids” Will Take The Back Seat. Cody’s Real Good In A Car, She Just Sits And Enjoys, Stanley’s The Little Pest, Back Seat/front Seat. Will Have To See If I Can Post A Photo Of Them.

I’ll come along. WAIT FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME. Can I bring Cody and Stanley???

Hey Soapy,
Chicks Love Puppy’s Too, Here’s One You Can Have.

Does Anyone Want To Join Me!

ALMOST TIME FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY. I”VE GOT A LEMON MERINGUE PIE IN FRIDGE.

I THINK WE”RE ALL GETTING READY FOR THE 4th of JULY TAILGATE PARTY THAT WILL BE IN THE PARKING LOT.

Hey Dave, Here’s A Big Juicy One For You.

Good Going Cher:d I Thought Everyone Knew That Jer Is Jerimy. Norb’s Been Gone Too Long.

Here Norb, This Is For You.

Send This Over To Jer. He Knows Why 😉 That Should Smooth Things Over.

AND THIS IS FOR JER TOO. Maybe he’ll pass them around.

HEY WAITRESS,
Next time he comes in, this is for Jer. He knows why.

HOWDY,
BARKEEP, I’ll have a shrewsliver and I roll to the beat of a different drummer.

If we’re all going, is this how we’ll be in Phoenix?

HEY BRANDY,
Come and join me, I’m sitting here alone blending in with the wall, but that’s the story of my life.

Barkeep, I’ll have the best in the house and kinda hungry too. I’ll have a lambchop and a baked potato swimming in sour cream.

Soapy, I’d like to hear some Charlie Daniels music.

HELLO SOAPY HONEY, SOAPY COULD BE A GIRLS NAME:p

ELIZABETH MAY

Kit Found Out That My Dog Cody Is A Pussycat When Offered A Piece Of Chicken. I”m Not Going To Tell What Tidbit Will Turn Stanley Into A Cuddly Teddy Bear.

HEY class (tavern) clown and I think everyone knows who that is. I’m 100% cool chick, one of the oldies but goodies who’s lost in the fifties:p And that was smashed/crashed, not smashed/drunk. Pink Cloud was my 57′ chevy that someone in this tavern demolished, but he replaced it with a classic Tbird of my choice. Satan is my black corvette that I don’t bring out of garage.

Should you see a 50ish Tbird outside the tavern my watchdogs will be in it. CODY is a pitbull, but the little guy STANLEY is the one you have to watch out for.

Boy, I haven’t been in here in a cupla days or weeks. Since my pink cloud got smashed, I can’t take satan out of garage and I don’t want my new Tbird to get smashed.

took a taxi here.

I’ll have the strongest drink in the house, I’m not celebrating, I’m up against my brick wall again.

We need to find the recpee for the chrishmish kak if we’re having a blast 4th of juuuuuuuuuly. You know chrishmish in juuuuuuuuly.

OWWWWWWWW. Funny to see though:eek:

WOW, Norb, you can have a ride home anytime you want:cool: Just watch out for my watchdogs CODY and STANLEY. CODY’S the big one and STANLEY’S the little one. I think Cody might be a pitbull.

Long Island Iced Tea’s for everyone to celebrate.

MAILMAN COMES INTO TAVERN WITH LETTER, CALLS OUT “who’s Norb” AND DELIVERS NOTE TO NORB.

NORB OPENS NOTE, IT’S FROM LIZ AND IT SAYS SINCE YOU SMASHED MY PINK CLOUD AND MY TBIRD HASN’T BEEN DELIVERED YET, I HAVE NO TRANSPORTATION TO GET TO THE TAVERN.

ANGEL,
You’ll have to come to my house for a ride in “satan”. After what happened to my “pink cloud”, I wouldn’t dare park it outside the tavern.

Hey Norb, that’s a “classic” Tbird I want.

Hey Norb, a classic Tbird will do to replace my “pink cloud”.

No wonder I get frustrated, Marge knows;)

And I really do have satan in my garage, he looks like this

OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Someone ran into my beautiful pink 57″ chevy. Let’s see, who could have done it, Lee’s not looking at me, Dave is downing a cheeseburger, Jer just went into the john. There’s Norb, it was him, he’s got pink paint chips in his hair. You better paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for that car.

I’d better not chance coming back in the classic black vet that I have in my garage.

Norb, since you smashed “pink cloud” you’d better take me home!!! Now how am I going to get lost in the 50’s.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAKED COWBOY:D DID HE MAKE IT HOME FROM MY BIRTHDAY PARTY? HOW MUCH IS THE RENTAL FEE, I LIVE ON A BUDGET.

BLOND AND BLUE EYED (actually hazel) REMINDS ME OF A BADDDDDDDDDD INFLUENCE IN MY LIFE ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.

POOR ME, YES MARGE IT HAS BEEN THAT LONG.:eek:

Who’s That Out On The Dance Floor? Is That Two Guys?

Hey, it’s good to see that Shannon’s here, Hi Shan:cool:

DON”T NOBODY PUT A SCRATCH ON MY CAR PARKED OUTSIDE!

Ladykit,
I’ll have a buttered bagel for breakfast tomorrow and a french vanilla latte. I’m glad no-one asked me to cook, because I am a terrible one. I’m a New York girl, can I join in the song.

I thought the TAVERN had closed down. Now I know what to do to relieve this blasted numbness I’m getting. BARTENDER, I’ll have a WILD BLOODY MARY LONG ISLAND ICED TEA.

Hey Marge, are we going to have the PROM at the tavern?

Is it okay if I bring my little friend in here. He’s got a special meaning to me.
He can sit on the hearth.

CHEERS,
It’s good to see people in here. What should we name this tavern? How about The Bear and the Turtle, so our friends across the pond are welcomed here too.

Bartender, rounds of drinks for everyone.

HEY,
Now we can say welcome home everyone !cheers! The drinks are on the house. I was waiting for our original starter to open up THE TAVERN. I’ll have either of my favorites.