So God said to Adam…….

August 5, 2006 at 3:34 pm

One day, after Adam had been in the garden for many years, with no other humans around, God comes by to talk to him. “Adam, my boy, I have noticed you seem rather bored lately. Tell you what, I’ll make a deal with you.” Adam perks up, intently listening.

God says, “If you’d like, I’ll make another human, similar to you, to be here as your companion. It will be a beautiful female, and she will be the most wonderful thing you’ve ever seen. She will be sweet, obedient, and will anticipate your every thought and desire and will do exactly what you want without asking. She will provide you with your favorite foods and will clean up behind you. She will never even consider being angry or talking back to you. Your life will truly be perfect in every way. So what do you think?”

Adam is stunned. “Really? What….what will this cost me?”

God says, “Well, it’ll cost you an arm, a leg, an eyeball, and one of your ears.”

Adam winces, and thinks for a moment. “What can you give me for a rib?”

Everybody have a good weekend!