One Big Step

October 23, 2010 at 11:06 pm

Today, I believe I broke the world record for the longest step. Unfortunately there was no one was the to see it. I was two-crutching it to the front door and my attention was diverted for a milli-second, lost my balance and during the recovery made one Hugemongous Giant Step to nearest thing to grab on to and made it! Upon further analysis, I calculated what I did was impossible. I can’t jump or ‘leap’ so that’s out. Even if I did the ‘splits’ it still exceeded my physiology. So, I figured it was possibly a form of levitation or a CIDP-induced genetic mutation that extends the muscles in my legs to previously unheard of proportions or one off those incidents similar to a person lifting an automobile to save someone. Amazing.