give the bus a miss!!

August 2, 2008 at 6:01 am

Tell the bus driver in advance you’re not drunk!!!!!!!!!!! as you try and clamber onto the bus (as you cant drive!!!!!)at 10am but accidently plop backwards onto your butt in the gutter!!!!!

Driver thinks ‘yeh right, just an early morining drunk’!!!!!!!

(and they say only idiots dont learn from their mistakes…………)
yes unfortunately this has also happened…….
you topple head first landing at the drivers feet, trying to board!!!!!