Deer Camp

March 30, 2007 at 7:38 pm

The guys were all at deer camp, they had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted
to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next
morningwith his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
“Man, what happened to you?”

He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him
all night.”

The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning,
same thing — hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, “Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!”

He said, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof. I watched him all night..”

The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said.

They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?”

He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into
bed and kissed him good night… He sat up and watched me all night