Cuba and Castro

I heard F. Castro’s younger brother, is going to attack Flordia to divert attention away from the Middle East for Bush. After the battle, Bush will grant him the lower half of Flordia, and send 200 billion in Aid to help smuggle Cuban Cigars in to Texas. Then Cuba will be turned into one big prison to hold Middle East captives so that Bush and his Dad can tease them from their fishin yacht.

Look there’s a rabbit.
George Bush, when asked if the rumor was true.