September 26, 2007 at 11:36 pm

A Cat Died And Went To Heaven And When He Appeared Before God, God Asked Him What He Could Do To Make His Stay More Comfortable. The Cat Said He Lived All His Life With A Poor Family And Had To Sleep On A Hard Wooden Floor. Poof, God Handed The Cat A Soft Fluffy Pillow To Sleep On.

Ten Mice Appeared, They Had Died In A Horrible Accident On A Farm. God Asked Them What They Wanted And The Mice Said All Their Life They Had To Run From Cats, Dogs And Old Ladies With Brooms And They Wanted Roller Skates. God Handed Each Of Them A Pair Of Roller Skates. They Put Them On And Off They Went.

The Next Day God Saw The Cat Snoozing On His Pillow And When The Cat Saw God He Said Gee Thanks For The Meals On Wheels, Ymmmmm.